TheShatterpoint gave me the idea for this. ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Rating: K


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White Cat
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"Uh, commander?" The large blue 'Con asked cautiously.

"Yes?"

"What is… that?" The ex-Wrecker questioned pointing at the thing on the seeker's lap.

"It's a cat. A white cat."

"Uh-huh. Um… Why do you have it?"

Commander (L-O-R-D!) Starscream vented a sigh. "Don't you know anything, Breakdown? Every world-threatening criminal and mastermind has a white cat as their pet. Truly now, haven't you educated yourself with the habits of the superior beings of this pathetic little world called Earth?"


Actually, most do. Why, I wonder...