~Chapter 11: SAO here we come!~
(This AN is brought to you by Claudia :) -Karina)
Karina: Can't wait to go to the next realm! Lots of fighting!
Lloyd: Wait.. Oh god, are we risking our lives in battle here?! Are we gonna die? Are we gonna get hurt?! I already got used to not fighting!
Claudia: Yes, you're risking your life in battle here. :3
Alessandro: No you are not dying. *rolls eyes* But yes, you are getting hurt.
Claudia: And finally, TOO BAD!
Christina: *starts singing do you want to build a snowman*
Claudia: *joins in*
Christina and Claudia: Do you wanna build a snowman? Come on lets go and play! I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away! We used to be best buddies, but now we're not. I wish you would tell me why! Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman.
Gloria: Stop singing!
Claudia and Christina: F*** you, b****. *middle finger*
Everyone: o.0
Karina: I can't sing, but I'm taking singing lessons.
Everyone: Mkay.
Claudia: *doing maths with a blunt pencil* (singing in the tune of do you wanna build a snowman) Do you have a pencil sharpener? Come on I need one really quick. I can't even write with this thing, my pencil is too blunt so please don't be a c*nt!
*legasp from Karina*
Claudia: I just use it quickly, but this supply teacher, is being a f***er! Do you have a pencil sharpener...? :(
Everyone: No.
Karina: Anyways… REVIEW!
"AHHHHHHHH!" The ninjas screamed as they plumbed to the ground on their faces.
"Owwwww~" Max moaned rubbing his cheek, wait… "HEY WERE NOT PONIES ANYMORE!" He cheered
"Max stop you're giving me a headache" Kai complained clutching his head
"I think my 'skin' got dented" Zane exclaimed pecking his arm with his hands
"I think i'm going to have a concussion" Jay whined
"Please stop your whining!" Lloyd yelled waving his arms in the air "I am younger than you yet you act like children! And. You're. FINE!" he added pouting
"Well I am technically almost the same age as you" Max argued "Right Karina?" He looked around for his sister "Karina!? Where did she go?"
"Come to think of it we haven't seen any of the kunoichi yet" Cole told them stretching his back.
"Nya's not here?" Kai asked frantic as he got slapped in the face from Cole
"Man up hot-head!"
"Hey who are you?" A different voice spoke from afar.
"Huh?" The ninjas said in unison. A boy came up to them, he had slightly long but neat black hair and black eyes, He wore black pants with a black belt that had a large silver buckle, a black V-necked shirt that was underneath a black trench-coat with gray lining going down the sleeves and black boots with silver plates to protect his shins. He has a silver plate on his coat, which was on his left side, and a pair of black fingerless gloves. He wears a strap, that goes over his right shoulder and under it to wrap around his left side. (PS I pasted this cause you all know that we're bad at describing)
"Name's Kirito" The boy now known as Kirito introduced holding out a hand
"Hi we're the ninjas!" The ninjas chorused shaking Kirito's hand
"I'm-"
"No need for the introduction, your nametags give it away!"
"N-Nametags?!"
"Yea Nametags, wait, your new right?" Kirito asked
"You could say that..."
"Then let me tell you the basics of SAO…"
(PS Sorry if Lyfa and Kirito is a bit OOC)
"AHHHHHH!" The kunoichi yelled face planting into the ground
"God dammit!" Karina said kicking a near by tree, suddenly the tree caught on fire!
"Holy s***!" Claudia cursed
"What realm is this?" Rosetta wondered constantly wincing at the sight of a burning tree
"How do we know?" Nya exclaimed using her element to put out the tree "Hey our elements work!"
"Thats probably the reason the tree caught on fire" Christina murmured jokingly. Suddenly a breeze caught up and and a girl with bright green eyes flew past at great speed, seeing the kunoichi the girl stopped flying fast and flew down to them
"Woah Woah Woah! What are different races doing together here? Unless you're a party but your info tag doesn't say that." The girl asked confused
"Rac- what?"
"Races!" At that moment the kunoichi realised that they didn't look like them anymore, for example Janet had cat ears and a tail and Nya had blue hair!
"What in the name of…" Janet trailed off grabbing her 'tail'
"You're a Cait sith" The girl said "I'm Lyfa" She smiled softly
Nya smiled back and started introducing the team to Lyfa "I'm Nya, She's Rosetta, Hanna, Janet, Christy, Claudia, Karina, Christina, Gloria…"
"Cool" Lyfa's grin grew wider "So maybe if you had time you could follow me and I could tell you what races you are?" The kunoichi nodded but Gloria was looking at Lyfa's wings "So is there any chance we could fly?"
"Yes! Let me show you…" Lyfa smirked and pressed her hand on the back of the nearest kunoichi, which was Nya.
"You're an Undine" She told the water wielder "Swipe your left hand (correct us if were wrong) to open up the menu" Nya looked confused at first but obeyed and was shocked by the results
"Woah.."
"Then open up the inventory tab and select the 'flight system controller" Lyfa instructed pointing to the icon "All of you do this"
"Okay!" The kunoichi chorused and mimicked what Lyfa taught Nya.
"It's. So. COOL!" Karina awed while Claudia just facepalmed at Karina's words of wisdom.
"Now just used the joystick to move as you fly" Lyfa explained "When you get used to flying you can then fly without the controller"
"Aww yea!" Rosetta smirked
"Wait… I'm already flying!" Claudia whooshed around. "Its so dark! where are you guys?!"
"You're an imp! use your night vision!" Lyfa called out.
Everyone just realised that day had turned to night, and it was almost completely pitch black except there was barely any light reflecting off the moon.
"Shoot Claudia! Now I have to clean up your mess!" Karina whined
"No need, I found out how to use night vision." Claudia shrugged.
"HOW ABOUT US?!" All the other kunoichi shouted.
"Meh."
"Screw dias!" Karina screamed and raised her hand to lift the sun next to the moon.
"Hey!" Claudia shouted. With a huge burst of power, she banged the moon against the sun, causing the sun to shoot across the sky.
"SUN AND MOON WRESTLE NUMBER ONE! WHO WOULD WIN?" Being the geek she is, Rosetta screamed
"GUYS!" Nya shouted. Frowning, Karina walked up to Nya while Claudia flew. They looked up at her with huge, sad eyes while she lectured them. "I know powers are cool and all, but with power comes responsibility!"
"CUT THE CRAP!" Claudia shot up into the air. "This is awesome!"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Karina happily screeched as she as well flew up next to Claudia while in the background the moon and the sun were still fighting, knocking each other around.
"SERIOUSLY?!" Hanna shouted. "Get down here!"
"GIRLS!" Christy shouted.
"I know you're a Salamander Karina but you don't have to raise the sun to show it off!" Even Lyfa was joining the argument
"You guys are so annoying!" Janet rolled her eyes
"WAIT FOR US!" Christina and Gloria flew up to join the kunoichi of the sun and moon. Within seconds, the young kunoichi flew around in loopdy loops and flips, with the sun and moon going crazy across the sky, loud music blasting out of nowhere and complete darkness down on the ground.
"Hey! Who turned off the lights?!" Nya shouted.
"Is this a dream?" Lyfa asked confused about the strange things going on. As she flew up higher to see what was going on up there. Where the young kunoichi were. They were up there, still flying around in glee.
"How the heck did you guys learn to fly and use your powers so fast?!" Janet shouted from somewhere under the darkness.
"Just follow your instinct!" Lyfa called "You're a Cait Sith!"
'AKA A CAT" Claudia added laughing as Janet looked confused looking up at her ears.
"... And thats why SAO was reformed." Kirito explained. The boys weren't so lucky as they listened to Kirito's boring lecture about SAO, Max, Kai and Alessandro were bored to death and they were practically sleeping!
"Have you even listened to my lecture?" Kirito asked placing his hands on his hips.
"Yeah… Yeah…" Max murmured, half asleep.
"We-we need to get the.. the golden fleece~" Alessandro sleep-talked while Kai just snored loudly.
"Wake up!" Cole smacked Kai in the face as Zane slowly shook the earthling ninjas awake.
"Huh Waaaaaa?" Max woke up startled "Hey I was dreaming about puppies!
"And I was dreaming that I was in Percy Jackson!" Alessandro said out loud as if everyone needed to hear.
"I'm sorry I needed to wake you two from your slumbers, but you really need to listen!" Zane apologised and scolded at the same time.
"What the heck is Percy Jackson?" Jay questioned the teeny blonde ninja (No, not Lloyd XD -Claudia).
"You haven't heard of it?! Shame..." Alessandro shook his head.
"Why Shame?" Kirito tilted his head
"Never mind" Alessandro dismissed
"Anyways if u were listening resay everything I said" Kirito said crossing his arms
"Uh oh"
"Good luck" Lloyd whispered to the three.
"Umm.." Thankfully the three ninjas didn't have to answer because suddenly Kai started burning!
"What?!" Kirito asked confused "I thought magic powers were only in ALO!"
"Kai what is it?" The ninjas even Kirito crowded around the burning ninja
"I feel weird" Kai murmured clutching her head "Like if there's something we need to find….. The gem!"
"Really?" Max asked "So in SAO its your gem!"
"Hang on Hang on" Cole said slowing us down "We can't find the gem yet! We need all of us so we will go together! Plus its the earthlings who activate the gem!"
"I think I could help that…" Kirito smiled patting his pocket, suddenly a tiny pixie flew out
"Hi daddy!" The pixie chirped "What's wrong?"
"Hi Yui! Can you help me? I want to send a message to my sister in ALO please" Kirto answered
"Sure!" Yui placed her tiny hands on her head and suddenly a gigantic screen popped up
"Hello? Oh hi nii-san" A girl greeted "Why do you want to call me?"
"Hi Suguha, Why is it so dark? Anyways these Ninjas are trying to find some kunoichi I suspect there with you?"
"Oh yea!" Suguha (also known as Lyfa) agreed "Girls stop you're flying your friends want to call you"
"NOT NOW CLAUDIA IS SWEARING AT ME" Karina shouted, the ninjas could hear faint swears like 'shut the f** up b****' and 'you are such an annoying b****' etc.
"Yep thats them" Jay laughed "GUYS ITS US!" He screamed at the screen
"Oh Jay?" Christina's voice was heard "Hang on let me break these two apart!"
"I'll help!" Lyfa said flying towards the edge of the screen. After a while after lots of shuffling Lyfa and Christina came down holding Claudia and Karina as the other kunoichi meeted them at the screen.
"Nya! Thank god you're safe!" Kai sighed in relief
"Thank god you're safe!" The sister of fire replied back
"Uhh Nya? Why do you have wings?" Lloyd asked
"Oh these?" Nya stroked her shimmering blue wings "Its just something we get when you're in ALO"
"Is that also why your hair is blue and why Janet has cat ears and a tail?" Alessandro questioned
"Yes" Lyfa stated
"Okay…. Anyways back to business. We found that its Kai's crystal we need to find, And I have a strong thought that its probably here at SAO, so…. How could you come to here?"
"Uhh I don't know" the kunoichi exchanged glances before Yui suddenly screamed.
"I-I can't hold it much longer!" And the line was cut.
"I-I'm s-so sorry!" Yui dropped her head in shame and exhaustion
"Its okay Yui" Kirito soothed her.
"Huh? That was weird" Lyfa repeated pacing around "Ani wa sayonara mo iwazu, kōru ga doroppu sa remasen (Nii-san never drops a call without saying goodbye)" She murmured in Japanese as she face the girls "What did you hear when the call was cut?" She said in a slight demanding tone
"All I could hear was screaming" Karina replied
"Screaming?"
"Yep, and there was a tiny fairy next to your brother too!" Nya piped up "And the ninjas of course" She added
"You mean Kirito's navigation pixie?" Lyfa inquired
"I guess?"
"Okay that makes sense. Anyways, That black 'ninja' said something about the red ninjas crystal?" Lyfa said confused
"You mean Cole and Kai, And yes he did say that we need to find Kai's crystal… But… How are we supposed to go to that SAO place?"
"I don't really know… Aha! I got it! The Cardinal system! Its located on top of the world tree, maybe it could transfer you to SAO!" Lyfa grinned before adding "But theres a fly limit and the world tree is humongous and filled with monsters… are you up to the challenge?"
"If it means going home to our world then you bet!"
Oh god I just realised that we overdid this chapter :P Anyways I just realised that we haven't imputed Stripe in the last 10 chapters XD Whoops… Anyways YAY we got de wings! Oh and btw if we did anything wrong or made the characters way OOC then we're sorry :P BYE! -Karina