"Hey mister!" A male Chargin' Chuck exclaimed as he held a bright, yellow colored flute. "Can you tell me what this is, and how much it costs?"
Mummipokey chuckled as he nodded his head. "That flute you are holding is the flute of the cuckoos, and it heralds from the far off Cloud Cuckooland. Legends have been passed about it, as it has the ability to make you more jolly when you play it."
The Chargin' Chuck rubbed the back of his head with his right hand as he was speechless. "Guh, really?" He stated.
Mummipokey chuckled as he moved left to right. "Why would I lie to a valued customer?" He stated as he continued chuckling, getting another good sale off a typical sucker.
Galleom's Commentary: "I don't recall the Mummipokey being a sly, convincing con! What is this heresy that made the author decide to actually develop a one note character? Pure rubbish, I say! Humph!"
"Do you mind? Trying to run a business here!" Mimmipokey snapped for he suddenly attacked Galleom and caused him to take off.
"Pfft like you know how to handle this." Waluigi spoke with a look of disapproval on his face.
"Oh great, the lanky freak is here to put me down." Mimmipokey sighed. "Well what's up with you?"
"Something I just wanted to bring up. My day was... something all right." Waluigi spoke.
Waluigi had the Taco Stand in Seaside Hill miraculously fixed, using some of his dark purple magic that will go unexplained, because he's Waluigi, he does what he wants. Anyway, Waluigi noticed that there were no customers coming to his newly improved taco stand.
"I don't believe this." Waluigi complained as he tossed his arms in the air. "I fix up my taco stand, and yet not a single person shows up." He then snapped his fingers as he chuckled, his mustache twitching. "Wait, I got an idea." He then pulled out a yellow marker and wrote on the wooden menu up above him, writing on it, "New fresh tacos, at half price! This will give me easy money! Ha!"
Suddenly, a lot of humans, badniks, Egg Pawns, and Chao arrived, all of them willing to shell out for delicious tacos at half the price. Waluigi chuckled with glee as he rubbed his hands together, ready to take in the dough.
"...And what did this have to do with me?" Mummipokey questioned, his eyes squinting.
"I just wanted to take attention away from you!" Waluigi laughed for he then dashed off, leaving a confused cactus to think.