This chapter contains a lot of fluff, and then a metric tonne of murder and mayhem, later parts will be VERY graphic and disturbing, you've been warned. Next chapter and many following it will contain almost none of the happiness this one has, war is rarely pleasant for those who have to fight it, also when it comes to Lilly's shifting sexuality please remember (and it will be touched on heavily next chapter) she's a strong willed woman being constantly "guided" by three ancient bloodlines rings trying to force her to be a proper lady. Wires get erm...crossed since her position is rather unique.

Oh and as one reviewer said this hasn't really been plot driven thus far since everyone had their plans knocked off the rails, that's changing now that Tom and Lilly finally got their shit together, well Tom has anyway Lilly is becoming far more...interesting, anywho ENJOY AND REVIEW!


Sirius jolted awake sputtering as cold water washed over his body, sitting up and using his hands to shield his face from the constant stream the deluge eventually ended leaving him soaked. Wiping his eyes he met the gaze of his rather irate daughter as she stood before him wand in one hand while the other rested on her hip, raising a manicured brow she asked,

"Care to explain why Auntie Andromada, Narcissa, and Draco Black are currently in the sitting room for Christmas dad?" Grabbing a pillow to wipe the conjured water from his face he wracked his brain for a moment and then remembered, grinning sheepishly he replied,

"Err...I think I was drunk?" Lillith growled a bit as her eyes flashed, hitting him with another aquamenti out of annoyance she eventually cut the spell and began rubbing the bridge of her nose as she collected her thoughts. Huffing she dropped her arms to her sides and stated in a rather matter of fact tone,

"Your new years resolution is to drink less, I know that you've been freed from hell on Earth but this is getting bloody stupid, unless you want me to start shoving sobriety potions down your throat you best learn to moderate. Hells bells even Tonks is getting sick of it and shes the consumate party girl, and honestly I'm sick of trying to keep up with you I shouldn't be drinking like this until I'm at least in Uni. Get showered, changed, and meet us downstairs in twenty, I have to figure out some last minute presents so its on you to look after yourself."

With that his daughter spun on her heel sending her skirt fluttering in the process and left the room, scratching his head absently Sirius couldn't help the wry grin spreading across his face,

"Oh James if you could see how much your kid takes after Lily...hehe...ah hell... do I even have any clean clothes?"


Lilly was pleased to note that Hermione and her parents were already waking on their own so she didn't have to interfere with that process, letting her girlfriend in on the change of the early morning activities she faced off against the brown eyed beauty until she finally sighed and agreed to be in the same room as Draco. Frankly Lilly was going to accept that with open arms, her feelings towards her cousin were so mixed up she didn't need to add her lovers issues into the equation. Reflecting on how screwed up her life tended to be she threw her arms in the air and her face took on her best "screw it" scowl, heading back to the sitting room she slammed the thick oak doors open and approached her family and...fuck Draco was family...ugh...

"Ok...Long made short I didn't know you lot were going to be here, I have no presents for any of you, so we're all going to pretend my dad bothered to inform the rest of us this get together was going to happen and next year we'll actually behave as family. As it stands, the least I can offer you is breakfast." Andromeda and Narcissa both smirked at her blunt words while Draco simply looked uncomfortable, good, he should be Lilly had spent some serious effort into putting the fear of the goddess in the little blonde ponce. Auntie 'Droma cleared her throat and spoke up,

"Truth be told I...half expected something like that, I'm just pleased you're enough like your parents that you admit it out front instead of putting on an aire, it's fine really being reinstated into the family is more then enough present for me and I'm sure Cissy feels the same with her divorce." Narcissa grinned widely at that while she nodded in agreement,

"I've been trying to get away from the egomaniacal prat for years, sorry Draco I know you still hero worship your father but he is a right arse," Draco shifted his feet about some and just scowled at the floor trying his best to ignore everyone around him. Feeling an odd tensing in her chest as she stared at the blonde she realized with no small amount of shock that she felt bad for him, silently wishing her 'saving people thing' would just die already she motioned towards her cousin.

"Come on Draco you're helping me make breakfast, we have things to discuss and if you're half as good at cooking as you are at potions you'll do fine," looking at her in confusion he shifted his gaze to his mother who nodded slightly. Grunting in annoyance he followed Lilly out of the room as the rest of the buildings occupants entered it, she saw her dad was wearing an obnoxiously bright Hawaiian shirt complete with animated hula girls and spinning pineapples along with a pair of cargo shorts, she didn't want to know.

Draco sullenly followed behind Potter as she entered the kitchen, much to his surprise pots, pans and various ingredients began flying about the room without word or wand, she twitched a finger towards a record player that began playing some sort of heavy muggle music, he wasn't sure he liked it but the guitar caught his ear. Turning she noticed his interest, dumping some potatoes in the sink she started rinsing them as she said,

"AC/DC, Australian band, Dad, my parents, and Bellatrix all loved rock and roll so we've been breaking out their old collections as well as adding to them, I personally hate most wizarding music, it's usually a rip off of a muggle hit that had a few words changed so magicals can understand it. Gotta love the lack of copyright laws on our side of the fence, start peeling these please?" Not really having a reason to say no he followed her instructions and after a couple minutes asked,

"So why cook for yourself, why not have your house elf do it?" Pausing she smirked a moment before joining him in peeling the now rinsed spuds,

"Two answers, first I was basically treated like a house elf by my family" she spat the word as if it was a curse, "and one of my duties was cooking, believe it or not I thoroughly enjoyed it even though I was only allowed to eat the scraps my pig bastard of an uncle didn't finish." Draco was shocked at this revelation, everyone had heard that Harry Potter was raised as a prince by his relatives, that his poorly fitting clothing was just some attempt at him to garner more sympathy, this...

Not noticing Draco's reaction she continued. "Second reason, house elves aren't human, meaning they don't taste things the way that we do, they follow recipes just fine but there is no innovation in it, why the food at Hogwarts seems kind of bland after awhile, no variation. Me personally? I find life is too short to not experience everything to the fullest, be it food, fighting, fucking, or just having a nice lay in." With that she started dicing the potatoes while a skillet went flying across the room landing on the stove top adding oil to itself, Draco had to admit this was some rather impressive casting considering she wasn't even watching what she was doing.

"I'm...sorry to hear that your family treated you so poorly," she snorted and and stared at him with an appraising look, after a moment she gave him a small smile and nodded,

"Thanks, its...well not going to lie it's been fairly easy to disassociate my old life with the current one, being the broken, beaten, half starved hothead hero who passively took what the world gave him is not something I'm proud of. Between you and me I rather enjoy being a sexy political and financial Juggernaut that is constantly keeping everyone on their toes, its fun being the one pulling the strings for once, dunno if that's a good or a bad thing though." Draco took the pile of diced potatoes and tossed them into the pan, as they began to sizzle Lilly swooped over and added seasoning to them, she gestured towards the eggs and instructed him to prepare them. After a contemplative few minutes Draco spoke again,

"Honestly Lillith, it sounds to me like you're simply enjoying what was your birthright to begin with, being a pureblood head of house, I...have to admit you're pulling it off admirably." She stopped dead in her tracks and turned around to eye him suspiciously,

"I do believe that is the first time you've ever complemented me on...anything...thank you," she said this with a warm smile that caused Draco's stomach to flutter a bit, turning back quickly to the bowl of raw eggs he was scrambling he quickly replied,

"Not a problem, I've been doing a lot of self evaluation the past couple weeks, truth be told living with the Tonks' has been an eye opening experience, Ted he...well he has had me watching muggle documentaries, about their weapons and wars and...well...I don't think we'd stand a chance against them if we were ever found out. After I swallowed that bitter pill everything else kind of followed..." Lilly let out a musical laugh at that, Draco liked that laugh, wondering how to get her to do it again her reply was laced with good humor,

"Cousin you're going to love the toys Dad bought then, we have a dozen Soviet tanks in the garage as well as enough heavy ordinance to take out the Ministry building, anyway I just had an idea for a present for you...would you like your memories back? Would you like to know why you're so bloody terrified of me you can't look me in the eye?" His response was immediate,

"Please, if I had some sort of context I could at least try to get over it," nodding she walked up to him and took his head gently into her hands, her emerald gaze piercing into his silvery grey eyes,

"This is going to hurt, alot, Happy Christmas," with that what felt like a burning knife stabbed through his mind and after a few moments things began to clear, eventually he broke out into full on belly laughter that took him a few minutes to recover from. After he collected enough of his wits to speak he turned back to the ravenette who was currently frying what looked like two kilos of bacon,

"You bloody imperioused that toad to do what you wanted! Merlin you'd have made a good Slytherin," She sent him a self satisfied smirk at that one,

"Fun fact I've only told Hermione and Bellatrix, I was supposed to go into Slytherin, the hat was barely on my head for ten seconds before he told me as such," intrigued he asked,

"Why didn't you accept it?" Smirking she cocked her hip to the side while resting her free hand on it,

"Because I met you and I didn't want to deal with your pratitude for the next seven years," he blanched at that which caused her to laugh again, well there was that at least,

"I...I'm the reason the Boy-Who-Lived didn't end up in the house of the cunning? Bloody hell...please don't let that get out...life's difficult enough there with my families fall from grace," snorting she spun back to the bacon flipping it with practiced ease,

"Not a problem Little Dragon it's not something I advertise, same reason I kept quiet about my horrible relatives, don't want the extra baggage of the judgmental masses..." Her back suddenly went ramrod strait a moment later then she began giggling in a rather creepy manner, "Oh yeah, ok, figured out my Christmas present for myself." Knowing perfectly well he shouldn't reply to that his curiosity got the better of him,

"And that would be?" She turned to him her normally bright eyes darkening slightly as a cruel smirk curled up the side of her face,

"I'm going to go pay back my uncle for raping Harry when I was nine...nothing quite like a bit of Yuletide murder to kick off the new year, and I know just how to make it memorable too." Shivering at the uncharacteristically cold look on his cousins face Draco turned back to the now cooking eggs, in retrospect perhaps being made a Black wasn't a bad thing after all, better to be at the devils side rather then in her path.


Hermione would admit she was more then mildly shocked when Draco led Lilly into the dining room carrying multiple platters of steaming food, as the pair placed them on the table they both retreated back into the kitchen soon reappearing with jugs of orange juice and coffee. Lilly gave Draco a wink as she sat next to Hermione, feeling an irrational sense of jealousy she grabbed her girlfriends hand as the smirking ravenette called out,

"Dobby, Winky, it's Christmas get over here and eat with us!" A loud *POP!* filled the room as the pair of chagrined elves sat next to their mistress, neither bothered with the outpouring of gratitude's that use to follow such offers, two months of etiquette courses with Andromeda had finally ironed out that rather annoying wrinkle. Leaning in to whisper to Lilly she asked,

"So what's going on with you and Draco?" Lilly, as brilliant, scheming, and generally terrifying as she tended to be had a genuine inability to notice such nuances as 'jealousy' grunted in response,

"Just let him know why I am the way I am, he's...changed since the beginning of the term, had his world view turned on its head, he's still hmm...unpleasant? Yeah we'll go with that, still a bit unpleasant but compared to how he use to be I'd almost consider him a real person, in so long as he stops greasing his hair back like that." Nearly chocking on her juice at that last bit Hermione scowled at Lilly who chuckled while giving her a winning smile, all right...maybe she was being irrational here, it was Draco after all, although the occasional glances he shot the emerald eyed beauty looked less then platonic.

After the group devoured a terribly unhealthy but incredibly satisfying breakfast they stood and reentered the sitting room to open presents, Lilly looked about a bit then asked,

"Were's Ted by the way I'd have figured he'd show up too?" 'Dora responded to that looking very annoyed,

"Dad had to deal with some last minute details for a trial being forced through on Boxing day, he just found out the court date had been changed last night so he decided to sit this one out, trust me he isn't happy about it." Aunt Andromeda sat in between Narcissa and Bellatrix handing both her sisters small wrapped boxes as she continued for her daughter,

"The very first thing Amelia did when she took office was purge the ministry, we're talking within an hour of taking her oath, more then a few confirmed Death Eaters were arrested thanks in no small part to Bella pointing them out to Sirius. Trade off is they are all largely from affluent families and trying to worm their way out of a conviction, thankfully with the utter chaos the ministry is in right now the Minister is able to force a mass trial before the beginning of the new year bypassing quite a bit of red tape." Moony took a sip from his coffee while throwing his two knuts in,

"So since she's not playing ball with the up till recently accepted corruption all the soon to be convicted defendants allies can do is be annoying by changing the dates, unfortunately for them they're running out of days in the year and Minister Bones quite literally has no issues temporarily detaining anyone that will get in her way." Hermione watched Lilly's grin take on Cheshire cat levels of mirth as she let out a musical laugh,

"I love it when a plan comes together," raising her mug she toasted, "To obstinate woman and all the men too terrified to cross them!" The ladies in the room gave a hearty 'Hear hear!' while the men including Draco gave chagrined smiles, none of them were stupid enough to argue the point. With that the gift exchange began, Sirius had gotten both Lilly and Hermione jade green and sapphire blue motorbikes based off a Japanese design, Lilly's eyes had practically bugged out of her skull as she examined the flying crotch rockets from hell. Hermione was less excited then her girlfriend but she admitted that they certainly looked impressive.

Professor...right...just Remus had gotten them both enchanted biker jackets, pants, and helmets that matched their respective bikes, Hermione was...looking forward to seeing Lilly in the skin tight leather. 'Dora had offered to teach them both to ride as her present and both Granger parents had gotten the girls matching charm bracelets, all in all it was quite a nice group effort to spoil the pair of witches, Bellatrix had leaned in to whisper in her ear,

"When your parents showed me the bracelets I went to Cissy and we got them enchanted, the little charms will always point to each other so you'll always be able to find your way to each other!" Shocked at the thoughtfulness the normally unstable witch had shown Hermione unconsciously gave her a hug,

"Thanks Bella, that's...that's great, I worry about her a lot..." Bella patted her on the head then stood to go sit back with her sisters, Lilly had apparently gotten Sirius flea shampoo and a coupon for a free neutering, the man in question looked quite cross but the rest of the room was roaring with laughter. Remus opened his small gift and looked at the set of keys in confusion when Lilly explained,

"Those are keys to a lovely little cottage on the property near the manor, its yours and NO whining about handouts, you're going to be a proper uncle, settle down, and give me many little cousins to spoil for the foreseeable future and you need to live near me for that to happen. So there, not like I can count on the mutt over there anyhow," Sirius let out an offended 'Oy!' as Remus looked at her in sad amusement,

"Your mum use to call him that all the time... use to bat him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper too...all right, since I'm taking care of Hermione's duties in the Wizengameot I guess it will be for the best if I'm close," 'Dora looked a bit miffed as she stared at Lilly who gave her a knowing smirk as she pulled a second set of keys from the bag at her feet and tossed them to her cousin whose hair flashed between pink and yellow,

"Didn't leave you out of this Tonks, keep him honest...ish...yeah honestish works, as it stands," she looked towards Dan and Emma, "I hired Gringott's to ward your home against...err...pretty much everything. Apparently the "complete" package they sell the average witch or wizard is actually about half of what they can actually do, but since they like me they agreed to give their all for those I listed, for a price of course." Hermione was impressed, getting the goblins to go the extra mile was more difficult then she was letting on,

"I know you dear, who else is getting the special treatment," grinning widely she hugged her brown eyed girlfriend lovingly,

"Aw, can't get anything by you, the Barrow was on the top of my list, also Longbottom, Bones, and the Greengrass manor's, a few of the other houses on the list are a bit more difficult but they're working on it, all in all every member of our DADA club should be warded by the end of the year." The magical adults present looked highly impressed at this but decided not to voice their opinions, this little project had to cost millions but it was obvious Lilly wanted it done and she did have the resources for it.

Lilly stood and stretched extending her hand to Hermione to help her up, kissing her gently she whispered, "My present for you can wait for later, its kind of a bitch to drag a trunk around and this one can't be shrunk until its bound to you," intrigued Hermione nodded as she snaked her arm around Lilly's waist. The ravenette let out a tired sigh as she muttered, "Lets get this church thing over with..."


Church was thankfully not nearly as bad as Lilly thought it would be, apparently most of those in attendance were proper British atheists only paying lip service to the church of England for the holiday, this suited Lilly just fine considering she had no idea if just being here would annoy the Pagan goddess she'd essentially had to bribe into tutoring her to perform blood magic. After the service (that Hermione managed to get her to sing Christmas carols in...seriously she couldn't deny that woman anything) they'd gone back to Potter Manor to see that the Weasley's had shown up, after socializing with her favorite clan of gingers for a few hours she slinked off to her room with Hermione.

Her girlfriend looked down at the beaten up trunk seemingly less then impressed, grinning Lilly released the knife from her left forearm holster and handed it to Hermione,

"Prick your finger tip and then smear the blood on the lock, that way only you can open it and shrink it, you can eventually authorize me but the owner has to be the first to seal herself to it." More then a bit intrigued Hermione followed her orders then popped the lid letting out a gasp seeing the ladder leading down, upon Lilly's insistence she walked down it quickly followed by the excited ravenette, turning around she gasped upon seeing what was before her.

As far as the eye could see were rows upon rows of book shelves each packed with tomes, the entire enclosed space smelt of leather, parchment, and age, turning to Lilly with a questioning gaze Lilly laughed a bit scratching the back of her head sheepishly. "So yeah, this is a copy of every book in the Slytherin, Potter, Black, and Malfoy libraries, apparently Cissy had planned on leaving Lucius since day one if able to so she had hand copied every book containing the Malfoy family magics in them. Fun little loophole that, anyway she gave me copies so honestly this is probably the most extensive library of magic in the entirety of Great Britain, Happy Christmas love."

Before she could say anything else she was tackled and pinned to the ground, Hermione stared down at her with a look of lust burning in her eyes, well...Happy Christmas for all.

It was early evening when Lilly was able to distangle herself from the happily sated witch beside her, freeing her arm she conjured a bed and gently placed her naked lover on it, throwing a blanket across her slight form Lilly dressed and made her way up the library's ladder. Quickly writing a note that she had something that had to be done tonight come up she placed it on the desk and headed to the armory, she sincerely doubted she'd need any of the gear that she'd pulled from her vaults but she felt it was better to be safe then sorry.

As she entered the room she stripped down to her knickers and walked to the armor lined wall, taking down the acid green basilisk leather bodysuit she slide it on while carefully activating its shielding, warming, cooling, and self cleaning runes. Getting the blackened silver chest and back plate in place without help was kind of a bitch but she really didn't want anyone else involved with this just yet, after a few minutes of looking like a complete idiot she finally found success. Sighing in annoyance she slipped on her usual green and silver war robes over the armor while she lamented the fact that all of her inherited gear showed off some cleavage, honestly her ancestors must of hired a man to design all this shit, pulling on a pair of heavy shoulder guards she clicked the accompanying black cape and cowl into their fasteners.

Reaching down she attached the rest of her armor which consisted of shin, thigh, and elbow guards all cast in the same enchanted blackened silver as her pauldrons and chest plate, finishing the set she slid on the heavy clawed gauntlet greaves that honestly just looked too badass not to wear. Pull the heavy cowl up over her head she let her hair hang loose outside its confines, walking to the rooms mirror she couldn't help but letting out a cackle that'd get double thumbs up from Bellatrix, she looked...

"I look sexy, powerful, and utterly terrifying...hehehe..." She was interrupted by a light cough, spinning around one of the swords on the wall flew into her hands without her even thinking about it, standing in the doorway was her dad looking oddly...amused.

"You do, that's the gear your mother wore into combat, it always miffed Prongs that she would wear Slytherin colors but she pointed out that wearing bright red on a battlefield was proven to be rather idiotic when we lost the colonies. So, other then wanting to look like the 'Witch King' there a reason you kitted yourself out?" She stared Sirius down which admittedly intimidated him a bit since all he could see through the cowl was shadows and a pair of glowing green eyes, eventually she sighed and pulled the cowl back.

"I'm going to take out Tom's final Horcrux, well outside of the snake anyway, and I'm finally going to get some closure using Vernon to do it...he needs to die...I've put it off too long..." Sirius returned her stare down for a few moments which was impressive considering his ridiculous attire until he eventually sighed. He walked up to Lilly and kissed her gently on the forehead, pulling her into a hug he brought his mouth to her ear and whispered,

"I personally feel there is nothing quite as cathartic as some well deserved vengeance, if half of what I've overheard you and Hermione talking about is true...well you've shown far more restraint then I'm capable of honey. Hate can keep you warm in the dark times, but don't let it burn you, when you get back and if you need to talk about it I'll be here," with that he let his war ready ward go and left the room leaving her speechless. Noticing the broadsword in her hand for the first time she retrieved its scabbard and attached it to her belt, why not go for broke at this point really, leaving the armory she pulled the cowl back up as she snuck out the back of the house and apparated to the surviving Dursley's home.

It didn't shock her in the slightest that Marge lived in a similar cookie cutter neighbor as her brother had, their family didn't exactly scream 'individual thinking', walking up to the front door she kicked it in while cheerfully yelling,

"Oh Vernon Dursley, trick or treat!" Marge was the first person she saw, she'd initially intended to let the horrible woman live but her mind locked onto the memory of the vile spinster ordering her dogs to maul a six year old Harry and then beating him a week later when said dogs got sick. She wasn't even really aware of her motions as the sword was drawn from its scabbard and she ran the bitch through, pulling the sword from her gut she spun around as Marge fell to her knees and decapitated her 'Aunt' with a flourish.

Looking up she saw a stunned Dudley stumble into the hall to see the headless corpse of his aunt pumping blood onto her cheap carpet, glaring at the boy she watched as he pissed himself as he finally registering the armored figured with the blood stained sword, prowling forward she glared at him with glowing eyes hungry for satisfaction. Grasping him by his thick throat she cast the levitation charm on her cousin silently as she lifted him and slammed him into the wall, speaking for the first time she growled out,

"Why not enjoy Harry's life little cousin? I'm sure it will prove...enlightening," and with that she shouted "Legilmens!" downloading Harry's entire life experiences sans magic into Dudley's brain Lilly let the boy go as blood began to run from his nose. Turning the corner she found Vernon desperately trying to shove shells into his shotgun, summoning the weapon to her hand she shrunk it and shoved it into her pocket for later, grinning she wiggled a pair of gauntleted fingers towards her rotund uncle while cooing "Imperius!"

The bane of her existence, the personification of everything wrong with humanity not just muggles froze and stared at her blankly, approaching him she snarled out, "You're my slave and you will do as I say, but you will experience all you do while under my control, now for a dose of what your sons going through." Casting the same mental Harry bomb on her uncle that she did on Dudley she grasped Vernon by the arm and apparated to the other side of the isle in front of a dilapidated shack.

Grinning she whispered, "Open the door Dursley," obediently her slave approached the door and opened it with his left hand which immediately caught fire, she stared at it for a moment before putting it out, "Oopsie, guess I forgot about that one, my apologies my good man." Through her mental connection she could feel Vernon screaming in agony, it was the sweetest sound she had ever heard, guiding her blubbery charge forward she forced him to his knees on the dirt caked floor and ordered him to open the trap door in the corner. As the block of wood came free she felt his delicious agony as he was buffeted with multiple time delayed curse crystals, all containing the cruciatis, she'd have to tell Bellatrix about this she'd have a quite a laugh about it.

As Vernon convulsed his tortured mind screamed for release, cooing 'No' in his ear she forced him to dip his hand into the crawl space and remove a very tacky gold ring, letting nature take its course she cut the curse and the fat fucker put the ring on with a glassy lost look in his eyes. Screaming in agony as the compulsion charm and withering curse broke and entered his body he fell over twitching, grinning Lilly pulled her cowl back while casting a pain suppression charm on her uncle,

"Hello freak, it seems you've fallen onto hard times doesn't it? Tell me, was it worth violating your innocent nephew? Was it worth it to allow his beating, his starvation, his neglect, was it worth it to rape an innocent child?!" He looked at her in fear and confusion, eventually he said,

"I only raped him once!" She really didn't remember the next few minutes, the only recollection was a screamed,

"CRUCIO! CRUCIO CRUCIO CRUCIO!" Eventually she realized Vernon was dead, and had been for awhile, recognizing her face was stained with tears and that she had fallen to her knees she shakily took to her feet and wiped her eyes on her sleeve. Taking several deep breaths she eventually glared down at the corpse at her feet and cast a cutting curse across Vernon's splayed out hand, she tore the ring from his severed finger and stared at it for a few moments before making her decision. She'd taken in enough of this foul power, the only reason she survived last time was because of her wonderful girlfriend, so she simply focused on the runic matrix and shattered it, letting the contained soul, knowledge, and power go where they may, she no longer cared.

Shortly after this action one Tom Riddle was at his desk enjoying a lonely Christmas, all his Christmas's had been lonely so he'd long learned to find ways to enjoy them, tonight happened to be crossword puzzle night so that's what he drowned himself in while his minions spent time with their families. Bobbing his head to the heavenly voice of Freddy Mercury coming from his record player he looked up in shock as a green light slammed into his face sending him flying, after a few minutes...hours? Hell it didn't matter, after a time he stood up and shakily walked into the washroom. Turning the facets the Dark Lord splashed water on his face trying to calm the his nerves down, the past few months had honestly been the weirdest in his fucking life.

Turning the faucet off he grabbed a towel and cleaned his face off, glancing into the mirror he froze in shock staring at the cold blue gaze reflected at him from the aristocratic brunette, brain locking up it took him several minutes to fully realize what he was looking at. Standing up strait he grinned at the image of his seventeen year old self while stating,

"Well, hello handsome, been awhile."


My old computer died, I have a laptop now which makes writing ever so much more fun to write. Love where this story is heading, drama, angst, comedy, tragedy, the soviet war machine! Anyway, as always REVIEW!