Mummipokey's Artifact Base

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Mummipokey runs a a shop within a wooden cabin selling artifacts in Seaside Hill. The mummified cactus will have to come up with cunning, fantastic tales to help sell otherwise useless knick knacks to suspicious customers. Will he be able to do it and profit from such a shady business?

6. Chapter 6

Mummipokey was wearing a novelty red and white cap as he was greeted by two Torpedo Teds, who were interested in the mummified Pokey's cap.

"Hey buddy, how much is that cap of yours?" The first Torpedo Ted asked, the one on the left.

Mummipokey smirked as he bobbed back and forth. "Oh, this cap is quite special! I charge it for fifteen bucks for its rarity."

The Torpedo Ted on the right nodded. "What do you mean... rarity?"

Mummipokey chuckled as he opened his eyes, explaining as he slyly advertised, "Well, this cap was used when Universal Studios were recording Dracula back in 1931. It got blown away and was buried here in Seaside Hill for the longest time."

The two Torpedo Teds glanced at each other as they turned back to Mummipokey, unimpressed.

Mummipokey sighed as he narrowed his eyes, tilting down. "Look, do you want the stupid hat, or not?" He muttered in annoyance, "I'm only giving this cap away for a limited time only."