Mummipokey's Artifact Base

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Mummipokey runs a a shop within a wooden cabin selling artifacts in Seaside Hill. The mummified cactus will have to come up with cunning, fantastic tales to help sell otherwise useless knick knacks to suspicious customers. Will he be able to do it and profit from such a shady business?

17. Chapter 17

"How much... is this star coin?" Yellow Toad asked as he pointed at the yellow colored star coin hovering next to Mummipokey.

Mummipokey smirked as he eyed the yellow colored Toad. "Why, yes it is, my generic filler slot nobody wants to use. It's actually quite a gem, I got it from a horde of hungry Chain Chomps in an electrified field with many flamethrowers spewing red hot flames at me."

"R-really!?" Yellow Toad exclaimed as he held his hands together. "Can I have it? Please!?"

Mummipokey nodded, and as Yellow Toad became excited, a black colored Chain Chomp literally popped out of the ground, attacking the yellow colored Toad and shaking him about as he then spat him out at a nearby blue cannon, which spewed out red flames as Yellow Toad screamed in pain.

Mummipokey chuckled as he moved his body from side to side. "Heh, heh, heh. That's So Kaizo." He joked, winking at the Chain Chomp, who barked back at him.

Cue badly canned laugh track.