Mummipokey's Artifact Base

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Mummipokey runs a a shop within a wooden cabin selling artifacts in Seaside Hill. The mummified cactus will have to come up with cunning, fantastic tales to help sell otherwise useless knick knacks to suspicious customers. Will he be able to do it and profit from such a shady business?

18. Chapter 18

Mummipokey hummed as he was looking through various clocks, before spotting one broken green colored watch, which had a picture of Dry Bowser on it.

"Huh. What's this doing here?" Mummipokey asked as he looked at it with interest, glancing up to see the Honey Queen Bee buzzing up to the stand.

"You have anything for a big ol' cutie like me?" The Honey Queen giggled as she blinked a couple of times.

Mummipokey stared blankly at the Queen Bee. "Well, I got some watches. You want them?" He then cleared his throat as he tried making up a tale. "I got them from teleporting all over the place in Great Britain. These watches really make you look classy, governor."

"Ooh! Sounds complicated! I'll take thirty, no, forty!" Queen Bee exclaimed as she clapped her hands together. "Or maybe fifty, or sixty! Sixty four watches, ohohohoho!"

"That's... a bit too much, miss." Mummipokey commented as the Honey Queen Bee continued giggling, with Mummipokey feeling a bit odd.