"This will give you all the gumballs in the world!" Mummipokey exclaimed as he had a bag full of gumballs on his head.
"Hrmm..." Roger The Alien murmured as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. "Do the balls drop?"
"Oh, they drop all right. All the gum in these gumballs!" Mummipokey stated as he bobbed back and forth. "You want some?"
Roger continued contemplating as he folded his arms. "On one hand, Stan wouldn't want to try and let his gumballs hang in front of me, so it looks like I have no choice but to take this..." He rubbed his hands together as he licked his lips. "Plus, I bet they taste sweet..."
Mummipokey blinked as he watched Roger chuckle, with the gray alien turning around to face Mummipokey.
"Gimme all of your gumballs, you weird mummified pokey!" Roger exclaimed as he placed several green dollars on the counter, grabbing the bag of gumballs as he then looked at Mummipokey oddly. "Wait, why are you mummified if you're a cactus?"
Mummipokey laughed as he frowned, shaking his head as he stopped laughing. "Oh, being a cactus that's mummified is not easy. It's a pretty hard life."
"Oh. My. God." Roger stated as he jumped behind the counter, giving Mummipokey a hug. "I am so sorry for your unfortunate fate." After several seconds, Roger screamed in pain as the cactus needles in Mummipokey finally took effect in stinging, with Roger trying his best to pull them out as he munched on some gumballs in an attempt to distract himself from the immense stinging of the needles.
