Humor me, because I keep using the same characters. Is my bias showing?
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO.
Pickup Line
When he first laid eyes on the tall, beautiful, blonde woman dishing it out to that obnoxious, big-mouthed half-Japanese kid, Dinosaur Ryuzaki was in love. The only other girls he saw playing Duel Monsters were prepubescent or awkward teenagers with too much makeup. Not to mention none of them even knew how to play well.
But this one, this tall Amazonian princess, not only was she beautiful, but she played like a champ.
So after she kicked Jou's ass, Dinosaur spritzed some breath freshener into his mouth, fixed his beanie, and swaggered toward her.
"Hey baby," he said, "You can summon my dragon any day."
She lifted an eyebrow at his brazen statement and gave him a once over. "Call me in ten years and I'd still say no." And she walked away with the grace of a queen.
His mouth dropped open and Insector had to close it for him.
Whoop.
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Over and out,
Mahersal