"Where is Stark?" Natasha asked.
"He has a meeting. He's going to be late." Fury said.
"Lucky" Clint muttered. He was not happy that Loki was meeting them.
There was a large pillar of light and Thor, Loki, and two other Gods appeared on the balcony. Thor led them inside and introduced everyone, "Avengers, these are my parents. The King and Queen of Asgard."
"Greetings" Frigga smiled.
"Mother, Father. These are my shield-brothers. Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, and Steve Rogers." He pointed to each one. "And my shield-sister, Natasha Romanov." She nodded. "Director Fury is the leader of the organization SHIELD and the agents Hill and Coulson (Yes he's alive!) are his advisors."
Coulson smirked at his title.
"And you already know Jane" He smiled at the scientist. "Where is the Man of Iron?" Thor asked, looking around for the Billionaire.
"He's going to be late." Fury said. "Now, let's get down to business here. I don't have time to waste here." Fury said. He put a stack of papers on the table and turned to Loki. "Thor said that you were freed by Asgard to come and go as you please as long as you didn't return to Asgard am I correct?"
"You are" Loki replied.
"And you want to stay on Earth, free from prosecution."
Loki nodded, "In return, I will help your little band of misfits protect from any major threats. I can also help with anything magical since Thor won't be much help to you."
Fury stared at Loki, "You give us this service as long as we leave you alone."
"As long as you leave me and anyone I associate with alone."
"And if you just so happen to associate with an enemy?" Clint glared at the god.
"That would be counterproductive to our agreement. I would not associate with someone who poses a threat to my peace I assure you."
Clint huffed and started muttering under his breathe.
"The council sees nothing wrong with this agreement, no matter my opinion. He pushed the papers across the table along with a pen. "Just sign that and you'll be a free man."
Loki waved a hand over the contract, making sure nothing was changed. When he was satisfied, he signed the designated areas.
"All done" Loki said.
Fury nodded, "I think we should know where you're going to be staying. Just in case."
Loki smirked, "I'll be staying right here Director. I may move, but this will be my home for the near future."
"Now hold on!" Clint said. "When the hell did we agree to let him stay here."
"I don't think that decision is up to you" Loki replied calmly.
Clint growled. Steve and Natasha were holding him back while Loki merely smirked. Coulson and Hill each had their weapons drawn but at least they weren't pointed at anyone.
"What the hell is going on?!" The group turned to see Tony glaring at everyone.
"Man of Iron!" Thor greeted happily. Tony ignored him so he could continue glaring at the Avengers/SHIELD agents.
Frigga couldn't stop smiling when she saw him, clasping her hands under her chin as she looked between Loki and Tony.
"Loki's free both here and in Asgard. He signed a contract with Fury saying that as long as we leave him and his friends alone, he will help us. Now Clint is mad because Loki said that he was living here." Bruce summarized.
"He can't live here, he has no right!" Clint exclaimed.
"That's not your call Barton" Tony glared at the agent. "I own this tower, I believe it's my decision."
"We all live here Tony, I think it should be all of our decisions." Steve reprimanded.
Tony huffed, "I was the one who invited you all to live here Rogers. I could kick you all out if I wanted to." He turned back to Loki, who hadn't stopped staring at him. "You want to move in huh Rock of Ages?"
"I do" Loki said.
Tony smirked, "About time" He pulled the god into a kiss. The room erupted, but the couple couldn't hear them. When they parted all except Frigga were glaring at them.
"You are him, the man from the picture." Frigga embraced Tony. "You are the one who healed my son. Thank you Man of Iron."
Tony chuckled and returned the embrace, "You can call me Tony."
"Frigga" She said once they parted.
"What is the meaning of this Stark!?" Fury demanded.
"Nothing much, just kissing my boyfriend."
Steve blushed and Bruce chocked.
"You're sleeping with that maniac!?" Clint shouted.
"Hey, he's not a maniac. He was being mind-controlled during the invasion." Tony said.
"You expect us to believe that?" Natasha asked.
"Believe what you want to believe."
"I think we should hear the whole story." Bruce suggested.
"Great idea Brucie" He dragged Loki over to the table and sat down on Loki's lap. The others filled the rest of the chairs and stood by the bar. "I met Loki at a party after I first became Iron Man. Back then, we were just having sex. He stayed for a few weeks before leaving. After the Hammer/Vanko incident he came back and stayed for another month and a half. During that time, we got to know one another. By the end of his stay we were in love. I didn't see him again until he invaded, after which he snuck into my room and explained everything to me. We slept together, this time with Loki in his true form before he was carted off to Asgard." Tony explained.
"You have got to be kidding me" Clint deadpanned.
"Nope, all true. It gets weirder though." Tony said. "Three weeks after he left, I got sick. You all remember that?" The Avengers nodded, "Well I went to my doctor's for a check-up. Turns out I was pregnant."
"What? But that's impossible!" Bruce gaped.
Tony shrugged, "Apparently not when you have sex with a magic using Jotunn." Loki pinched him. "Anyway, I was pregnant, which explains the moodiness, fruit cravings, and other odd things. About nine months later I gave birth to twins."
"You want us to believe that you've been raising two children for five years without any of us knowing?" Fury asked dubiously.
"Yeah pretty much. You never saw them because I took extra care to hide them."
"Why didn't you tell us? We are your teammates, you can't keep secrets like this!" Steve demanded.
"I can if I am trying to keep my family safe Capsicle. Yes, there were several times I wanted to tell you, but any time I got close you would go off about how bad and evil Loki was. You all thought he was better off dead, how was I supposed to tell you I had his kids?" Tony argued. "I will never allow any harm to come to my children, even from my teammates."
Bruce was the only one who looked even the tiniest bit guilty.
"How did you come to Loki's cell?" Frigga asked after a tense silence.
"You were on Asgard?" Odin looked furious.
"I knew pretty early on that the twins had magic. They would get scared and blow things up or teleport. I'm lucky no one caught us. One day there was a small explosion in my lab and it scared them enough to teleport to Jotunheim. There we met King Helblindi, Loki's blood brother. He allowed us to stay once he knew of our relation and offered to have their mages tutor the twins. I accepted and have been visiting them for years now. After a year of training, the twins were given a spell that would teleport us to Loki's cell. We would come and visit every few days, always before bed so that Loki could read them a bed time story. Sometimes I would be the one to visit and other times only the twins would visit. It was difficult, but we made it work."
"Amazing." Frigga said. "Could I meet them? I'm always excited to meet my grandchildren."
Loki nodded when Tony looked at him. "Jarvis, bring 'em down."
A few minutes later, the elevator doors opened and two children entered the room. They looked nervous, holding hands while they looked around the room. They froze when they saw Loki sitting at the table. Tony got up so that Loki could stand. "Hey you two, look who has come to live with us." Tony smiled.
Aurora squealed and ran to Loki, "Daddy!" She jumped into his arms and Loki hugged her tightly.
"Oh my Darling, how I've missed you"
"I missed you too Daddy." She said. Loki looked up to see Galen still staring in shock. Loki set Aurora down and walked to Galen. "Hello my son."
"You're not real. You can't be real" He whispered.
"I am real Dearest. I am here" He held out a hand.
Galen was crying, "I've had this dream before, I'll just wake up again."
Loki frowned, "I am here, I am here" He embraced his son, "I am not leaving, not ever"
"Daddy" Galen cried and wrapped his arms tightly around Loki's shoulders.
"Shh, it's okay. I'm here now"
"Oh Loki, they're beautiful" Frigga gushed.
Aurora turned to the Queen, "Who are you?"
"Aurora" Tony hissed, "Politely"
"Sorry Mommy" She muttered, "My name is Aurora Frigg Stark, what's your name?"
"You named her after me?" Frigga asked.
"Loki speaks fondly of you, thought it fit." Tony shrugged.
Frigga chuckled and turned back to Aurora, "My name is Frigga little one. I am your Grandmother."
"Grandmother? What's a grandmother?" Galen asked as he took his place next to his twin.
Frigga smiled and lowered herself to be eyelevel with them, "I am Loki's mother."
"Really?" The twins grinned.
"Indeed, what is your name dear?" She asked Galen.
"Galen Loptr Stark" He said.
"Loptr?"
"It is my birth name." Loki said.
Frigga smiled, "Such beautiful names for such beautiful children."
"We do look pretty good don't we?" Aurora puffed her chest out.
Loki rolled his eyes, "Anthony, our daughter does not need your ego."
"I don't know Snowflake, you're not exactly Mr. Understated." Tony countered.
Frigga laughed at her son and his lover before turning back to the twins, "We have to get to know each other. How is a Grandmother supposed to spoil her grandchildren if she knows nothing about them?"
The twins cheered.
"I can't believe it, they actually have children." Clint said. He had been gaping like a fish for the first ten minutes of their arrival, as had the other people in the room.
"This is unacceptable, your children are dangerous." Odin said. "I will not allow them to gain power and roam free."
Tony and Loki glared, "Touch them and you will be sorry." Tony growled.
"Watch your tongue mortal, you can do nothing to me."
"Maybe not alone but I have Loki here to help, along with Jotunhiem. Their King has already given me permission to live there if we find ourselves in trouble. You may have won a war against the Jotunns before, but I doubt you could do it again. It wouldn't look very good in the eyes of the other realms, starting a war because your son didn't listen to you and give up his children." Tony said.
Odin growled.
"Father, please stop this. Midgard has different laws than we do." Thor said. "These children are citizens of Midgard, no matter what relation we have to them."
"I think it would be best if you left dear." Frigga suggested. "You might start an incident."
Odin glared at Tony and Loki but did as he was told and exited the tower. With another flash of light, Odin was gone.
"I really don't like him" Jane muttered.
"He takes some getting used to" Frigga smiled.
Loki frowned, sighing softly.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Tony asked.
"Before I came here, Odin told me that someone had stolen my children. As happy as I am to be here with you, I have to find them."
Frigga put a comforting hand on his shoulder, "You will find them Loki."
"I'm sure they are safe Brother. They have been missing for years, I'm sure that if anyone was using them we would have seen them." Thor said.
The twins turned to Tony and put on their best puppy-dog pouts.
"Oh come on guys, now?"
They nodded, keeping their pouts in place. It took all of thirty seconds for Tony to cave, "Fine, but if Thor kills me you aren't getting any inheritance."
"We'll take our chances." They replied.
"Anthony?" Loki asked.
Tony sighed, "Jarvis"
"Yes Sir"
The elevator dinged again and the doors opened to let four people out. The room stared as a horse, wolf, snake, and a woman entered the room.
"Oh my god" Bruce gasped.
"Father!" The group cheered as Loki ran to them and embraced each of them.
"How is this possible, how are you here?" He asked.
"We were released by your lover. We have been living here with him for a few years now. Hel comes and goes, but the rest of us are here full time." Fenrir explained.
"Man of Iron you told me you had nothing to do with their disappearance!" Thor bellowed.
Tony cringed, "I had to say that Thunder Thighs. This was a secret."
Thor glared at the genius.
"Thor, I told you that if they were in a safe place then you should leave them there. I also told you that you should protect them since you didn't before. They've been happy so far, are you really going to hurt me for not telling you?"
Thor growled and grabbed Tony by the neck, lifting him up. Fenrir immediately tackled Thor, pinning him down while Tony gasped for breath on the ground.
"Touch my Mother again and I will eat you, Uncle or not" Fenrir growled.
"Fenrir release him" Loki ordered. The wolf growled once more before returning to his Father. Jor was coiled around Tony's waist, examining his neck.
"Are you alright Anthony?" Loki asked in concern.
"Yeah fine" Tony smiled reassuringly, "What is with gods and picking me up by my neck"
Loki didn't laugh. "Thor, what the hell was that?" He hissed.
"He lied about the whereabouts of your children. He lied to my face." Thor boomed.
"Yes he lied to you but it was for their protection. You would no doubt have told your father and then they would have been imprisoned again."
"I wouldn't have told" Thor insisted.
Loki glared, "Now is your chance to prove that. The Allfather still doesn't know, can you keep it a secret?"
"I will" Thor nodded.
Loki looked suspicious but let it pass.
"So not only have you been raising twins, you've been raising four Aliens." Bruce looked shocked.
"And you all thought I was irresponsible" Tony joked.
"You're very irresponsible, but only about yourself it seems." Bruce said.
Frigga smiled, "You continue to surprise me Anthony. How did you even succeed in releasing them?"
"It wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. I got Thor to tell me where they all were and then I used a magic scanner to pinpoint their location. I started with Fenrir since he was on Jotunheim, Helblindi came with me. Jor was next so I had the twins transport us to the cave he was in. I couldn't get to Hel so Jor and Fenrir went while the twins and I retrieved Sleipnir. They thought it best that Loki not know about them in case he was accused of freeing them, or at least knowing who did."
Frigga nodded, "You are worthy of my son. I am glad you have found each other."
"I'm happy we found each other too." Tony smiled.
"So let me get this straight" Fury glared at the genius. "You've been harboring dangerous Aliens on Earth and you thought it wise not to tell anyone?"
"Why would I tell you? They would have been taken and tested just because they are Loki's children. You would probably use them for your own gain. There was no way I was telling you." Tony seethed.
"We can still take them. Now that we know." Fury replied.
Loki glared at the man.
"Unfortunately Sir, we can't" Coulson said. "We did just sign a contract saying we can't harm anyone associating themselves with Loki."
"Agent's right eye-patch. Wouldn't want to break your contract already." Tony smirked. "Besides, they're legally mine anyways. I had Dr. Yang and Jarvis create some birth certificates and adoption papers. So unless you want to deal with Loki and my lawyers, I suggest you back off."
Fury didn't answer, too busy glaring at the couple in front of him.
Bruce cleared his throat, "I think we all have some thinking to do."
Tony nodded, "Frigga, why don't I show you to your room. I'm assuming that you will be staying a few days to spend time with the children."
"Indeed, a room would be lovely." Frigga and took his hand.
Tony, Loki, and Frigga took the elevator while the children teleported to the correct floor.
Once the family was gone Clint groaned, "This is so weird"
Bruce chuckled, "We better get used to it. They're here to stay."
Fury sighed and stomped out of the room. "Not my problem"
So everyone knows ^-^
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