Cas baby, just slip blade under the tree for me;
Been an awful good boy, Cas baby
and hurry down the chimney tonight
Dean baby, a hamburger, nice
I'll wait up for you dear, Dean baby
and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the hookers that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good…
if you'd check off my hunting list
Gabriel baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year; gabriel baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight
Sammy honey, there's one thing I really do need,
in deed - To a nice shop, Sammy baby
so hurry down the chimney tonight
Bobby baby, I'm filling my stocking with the Hexs, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line, Bobby cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at purgatory;
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Crowley baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean spell, Crowley baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry tonight