Fishlegs stared at Ruffnut and Snotlout for a moment before turning his face away with a hint of fascination.
"Wow, they're really going at it, aren't they?"
The target of the question, Hiccup, was too busy trying to open a stubborn bag of chips, so he just glimpsed at the duo in question before sighing.
"Yeah, well… Either this or biting each other to death. I much prefer them humping; less wounds to attend to."
Giving up, he handed the bag to Astrid and looked at the frisky hamsters in the cage, his shoulders all dropped.
"I should have settled for just one."
"Told you."
A/N: This makes absolutely no sense out of context, ha.
Tiny drabble for "As animals/dragons" day.