Mummipokey's Artifact Base

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Mummipokey runs a a shop within a wooden cabin selling artifacts in Seaside Hill. The mummified cactus will have to come up with cunning, fantastic tales to help sell otherwise useless knick knacks to suspicious customers. Will he be able to do it and profit from such a shady business?

34. Chapter 34

"Hey, what's that can?" Toadette asked Mummipokey as she noticed it looking old and dented.

Mummipokey glanced at the can, taking a glance as he read the words on it. "Bianca's Butt Blasting Beans. You'll go flying with butt blasting fumes!" Mummipokey turned back to Toadette. "It's beans that make you fly when you fart."

"Oh." Toadette stated as she dropped her arms, taking a glance around her, the setting being Seaside Hill as she turned back to Mummipokey. "So, how are Lakithunder and Cheepskipper?"

"Oh, those two are fine." Mummipokey remarked as he moved his body sideways. "We usually just play cards and wonder when we're going to put in the plan to run each others' shop."

Toadette gasped as she placed her hands on her face. "Wait, you're attempting to go other to their businesses and run them yourself?"

Mummipokey chuckled as he nodded, glancing at Toadette. "Of course! I like to see how they get by with their day!"

Toadette blinked as she just shook her head in disbelief, with the mummified cactus continuing to chuckle.