Mummipokey's Artifact Base

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Mummipokey runs a a shop within a wooden cabin selling artifacts in Seaside Hill. The mummified cactus will have to come up with cunning, fantastic tales to help sell otherwise useless knick knacks to suspicious customers. Will he be able to do it and profit from such a shady business?

41. Chapter 41

"...and that's how we got this artifact." Mummipokey stated as he was holding a bag of stale crackers to a random Huckit Crab.

"Is this true?" The Huckit Crab asked Dry Bowser.

Dry Bowser scoffed as he had his skeletal arms folded together. "Of course it's not. This guy is just making shit up on the spot."

"Why, I never!" The Huckit Crab stated, scuttling away.

"Hey, HEY!" Mummipokey exclaimed as he glared at Dry Bowser. "If you're gonna be a coworker, you gotta stick to the rules, man!"

"Well I can't help it if I can see through your bullshit." Dry Bowser responded with a shrug. "You need to come up with better stories."

Feeling insulted, Mummipokey whacked himself into Dry Bowser, causing himself and the reptilian skeleton to break apart into pieces, with the other customers wondering what was going on.