Mummipokey's Artifact Base

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Mummipokey runs a a shop within a wooden cabin selling artifacts in Seaside Hill. The mummified cactus will have to come up with cunning, fantastic tales to help sell otherwise useless knick knacks to suspicious customers. Will he be able to do it and profit from such a shady business?

43. Chapter 43

"Do you want it?" Mummipokey asked the Koopa Football Player in front of him.

"Want what?" The Chargin' Chuck replied as he had no idea what the mummified cactus was going on about.

"This special artifact." Mummipokey specifically pointed out.

The Chargin' Chuck looked at the model of clay that was in the shape of a Pokey, looking back up. "What the fuck would it do for me in regards to use?"

"...it's pretty." Mummipokey commented.

The Chargin' Chuck just shrugged. "Forget it, I'm going somewhere else."

Mummipokey sighed in defeat. "Ah crap. Just when I thought I got a customer."