The Last AAhrbreastor: Chaptaahr NEIN

The bond scrolls: espitode uno

When Ong bonded with karakrhakrakat aaktaka that day, he noticed a weakness in his bond. When kkakaka noticed it, Ong said "Oh, I forgot my bonder schrool" And Kata began to wonder why she associated with an individual that required enhancement to bond with the almighty glory that is kkkkkkkkka's breasts. Alas, she allowed him to go get the scroll, and it was an epic journey, but only one scene will be shown today.

The Ong child, urging for bonding, rode his monkey gorrila sheep cow Oppa gangnam style to ba-sing-mm-whatcha-say where he last remembered it. The blind girl named Topffffff said that he had left it on pluto when he visited Tommy Wiseau in the future (Togh has future vision rather than regular eye vision) so he went to find Santa Christ whom was the child of being from jupiter, the land of the hole. There was enough gas there that Og had to get a gas mask and some f'breezzz to airate the land of pluto because the fart trailed after them.

Tommy Wiseau said "O hai ongh"

The aahrbreastor said "where is my bonding schroole"

Tommy Wiseau said "I've been using it with lisa, it's real neat HAAAH"

The aahrbreastroo was very irritated by this and wanted revenge on timy wiso the man who used the scrol on his gf where ong had to work on achieving gf so ong was all holy dayum wtf is ur problem ur an fagit gey boy and tommy wiseau was all FUCK YOUUU and then lisa poked her head out of the tent of wiseau and sed "im bang ur best freind" And Tommy Wiseau said…

"You are TEARING ME APART LISA!"

-Tommy Wiseau (The Room) 2003

And the godliness of that quote sent the ong back with his bonder scroll, because Tommy Wiseau felt bad for using it on the Whore-Bag Lisa, who is a cheating slut. Tommy's friend Denny came along but was thrown out of the Santa-Cristing mobile because Denny is a creepy fag.

Ong veraciously returned to the earth land (not of earth benders but ah fuck it you know what I mean) and returned to his humble abode, where he entered his room, had a nice sleep, and bonded with the keratakakakkk for like three hours or something. The Kara said, "Even I felt the AAAAH feeling again" Because that's how intense the aah feeling is when you bonde that well.

This chaptaaaahr was an ad for Viagraaaaaaah. Giving the AAh feeling since 1972.