The Last Aassrheregtro
Chaptaahr 11
The Ong-ing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Sed the kkarakaba, ready to take on the day with hr aahr powaah.
Ka grabbed the breast of the ong who then proceeded to speak from the kaateraha then ahng began to feel the AAH feeling in the breast of the kkaharahshaha that is so pleasurable that aah must be said from the whore-bag kaaterahaahahaaahaahahahaaahahahaaahahahah. Then the AAAH feeleng ended and ka began to kill the breast but oghn began to cry so hse continued to grab the breast. "aah" ong said as the karaahahahaha began to breast the story of koteralaha. Then the aah feeling started again and krashalaraahahararhahrkrhakrakrhakrhkarkarhkarhkahrkahrka began bending the elements witht the powers orf the aarbreastor. Kateraha then stated that i has saved the world indeed and the arbreastor began to aah and then the story was over even when katerahatera continued to grab the breast of onghangh. And aaahll was cool. The world was once agaaaaaaaahn aaaaaahsome. Aah. Aahahhaahahahahahahahaaah.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOUTED DE aahrbreastor ongh, the boy of aahrbreasting power joys. He had just awoken from a horrible dream similar to the blockbuster film, "Freaky Friday
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ongs nightlamre was really bad and he felst that he would die tin the dindgmare he had a dream that he was falling off us a n rope so he woke up on the cold sweet and he is bed was berry crunch find he had snonwahere to go wso he just layed downd in his bwed and teid to not had ve no more nightmare he was sassssy sna thinking of what had transpired in his dreamsie-poo . he had a dream that freddy kroger took the nifey findgers and did the horrbiel to his books which were made of perter pann and bobble buszzbkit
but it was an just darrem do do prissure
so hiw woke up and whwas not sad and hwe swad to the kaaahahahahahahhhahkh;akljdf;lkajsdfp ajpsej ioasdj poasfd jpojasdwf p[lzasde nhlkf dvjknbojawerbnzl;opZU FGR ;L'NX;DJRIK'PO[BV
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I would like to formally apologize for the nature of Santa Christ's outburst there. He just found out that one of his raindeer banged one of those ice people, so he just went ballistic. I formally apologize and stuff, i guess.
-Tommy Wiseau
A.N: If you special TV Producer peoplew ould like to create a television cartoony-thing about this fanfiction, we saved you the trouble of writing the theme song:
Ong and kaaahahaa
here to swave the day
they got spunkial poweraaaaaaaahs
so don't get in the way
well if you do
you'll be in trobzies
because of majik powaaaaaaaaaaah
'cause that's is the majesty of ong and kahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
gotta fight all the boobles
gotta beat them all up
can't let noting bring me dowwwn
c'ause i am the onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg
gotta speed up
gotta go fast
you're too slow
chili dogs
butterbiscuit
CHRONICLES
(part III!)