Koschei 5

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"So, who's the kid?" Mickey asked.

"Um, how should I say this, he's the Master." the Doctor cringed.

"What?" Martha, Mickey and Jack exploded.

"You know what he did to you!" Jack argued.

"Yes," the Doctor answered shortly.

"You know what he did to the whole human race!" Martha whimpered inwardly.

"Yes, but he's not like that yet!" the Time Lord waved his arms around.

"He doesn't look like the Master," the female noticed.

"Yeah, that's because he's thousands of years younger than the man you know," the Doctor said solemnly.

"How so?" Mickey questioned.

"As you know, Time Lords can live for thousands upon thousands of years. You knew my 11th regeneration. This is my 12th. (AN: No flames for that, it's true!) You knew the Master's 17th regeneration." the Oncoming Storm explained.

"I thought a Time Lord only had 13 regenerations," Jack stated.

"He gave himself extras by making one of his regenerations a corpse. It was quite disturbing to face, actually," the Doctor shuddered.

"Do you have pictures?" the immortal man with a plan prayed.

"Yeah," the Doctor whirred his sonic screwdriver and up came a picture of a corpse.

"That's...lovely," Martha frowned.

"So, you can do that too," Mickey looked at the Time Lord.

The Doctor looked incredibly disturbed. "Do you think I'd want to go from this to that?"

"..."

"I thought so,"

"So, Koschei," Amy tried to start up a conversation, "Tell me about your friends,"

"Okay!" Koschei beamed, "Well, the first one is Theta Sigma. He's the one in the weird bow tie over there. His family calls him Theta for short, but Braxiatel, Ushas and I call him Thete. I'll just say this, he is incredibly stupid. No offense," the young Time Lord gestured in the direction of the Doctor. "He once was studying for this huge test to see if he was ready for a TARDIS, and he was just like 'I can't learn it all!' Then, he went on cussing about it. A couple of f-bombs there, some s-words here, the usual. We also like to skip classes. Don't tell Borusa! He's a professor. Every time we skip we meet in our secret hide out, aka the fields. Also, he can be shy and submissive, but when given access to a screwdriver, he can make it sonic. Seriously though, why a screwdriver? It doesn't make any sense. Also, he was a lot more..." Koschei tried to find the right word, "...happy before Initiation at age eight. After Initiation, he became a lot more private, shy and soft-spoken, but he's still fun to hang out with."

"Anyone else?" Rory inquired, raising an eyebrow at Koschei's description of the Doctor.

"Yeah, Ushas, she's super smart. Also, she likes to stick to the rules; after Initiation, she gained, like, a milllion IQ points. And Thete's enthusiasm. Although, I kind of wish she would give it back," Koschei giggled to himself, "She's fun to hang out with, and she definitely will be the first one of us to earn a TARDIS. Also, she's top of our class, but that doesn't stop her from sneaking out with us, playing a few pranks, etc." the Time Lord panted a little.

"Anything else?" Amy asked.

"I don't have any other best friends, but I can tell you about some times I had with them. We share a dorm, by the way, but Ushas likes to keep her third of the room slightly partitioned. Also, Ushas scolds me every time Theta isn't in class when we are. I always thought that he was out in our hiding spot, waiting for me when I wasn't paying attention to what we were plotting, but then I figured out that he was prone to migranes," Koschei frowned. "But we once did this really cool prank! The professors never found out; keep this a secret: it was us who threw balloons full of tar at them during a teacher meeting," the Time Lord whispered, like this was a huge secret.

"Nice one!" Amy and Koschei high-fived while Rory frowned at the realization.

That was when the Doctor, Jack, Mickey and Martha came back. Martha, Jack and Mickey were all slightly glaring at Koschei, but he didn't notice.

"...And then this big balloon full of tar came down on them! It took them weeks to get the tar off of them. Even longer for the room," Koshcei laughed.

"Are you telling them about that...incident?" the Doctor inquired.

"Yeah," the younger Time Lord stuck out his tongue. "And then Theta fell, on the floor. Complete drop-out. His legs gave out from under him, just like they always do. And you know, since we are like brothers and all, and I had a little spare tar..." Koschei trailed off.

Amy laughed to her hearts content.

"...I dumped some tar on him!" the child smiled.

Jack burst out laughing, "Did that actually happen?"

"...Yes..." the Doctor mumbled.

"What? Come on! I didn't here you!" the immortal man teased.

"I said yes! Open your ears a little," the eldest Time Lord turned around. "Also, I suggest we go back to the TARDIS."

"Why?" Rory questioned.

"Judoon," Koschei breathed. "Run for it!" he whirled around and fled into the TARDIS.

"And now we join him," the Doctor also ran for it.

Martha shrugged, "I guess we should listen to them,"

The five humans joined the Time Lords in the TARDIS.

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