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"But why did you come to me of all people?" Sarah asked.
"Well, I was aiming for the Library, but I guess the TARDIS knew where we could get more information." the Doctor shrugged.
"Or it could have just been bad driving skills," Koschei mentioned.
"Shut up!" the elder Time Lord snapped.
"You know it's true. You leave the brakes on." the younger Time Lord teased.
"I'm a bad driver in the future?" Theta popped up. "Oh, well. Pity." he frowned.
"Here we go again," the Doctor knew what was coming.
"Where's my mommy?" the blond innocently asked.
Sarah just laughed.
"What? What's wrong?" Theta questioned.
That was when the rest of the humans ventured over.
"Who is Mr. Smith?" Amy inquired.
"In simplest terms he is a computer." Sarah explained shortly.
"Then, why is it called Mr. Smith?" the ginger looked really confused.
"I just gave it a name!" the brunette defended.
"Not this again!" the Doctor intervened. "I don't want any fighting! It's too domestic."
"I know what you did with River," Amy bribed.
"Oh! Doctor!" Jack wiggled his eyebrows.
"Don't start."
"But Doctor!" the immortal man pouted. "I wanna know what you did!"
"So do I!" Koschei looked at the Doctor. "You didn't do anything gross, did you?"
"Like kissing," Theta gave an example. "The females suck out the males souls when they are kissing."
Martha laughed. "Where did you learn that?"
"My cousins told me." the blond looked rather proud.
"Can you trust your cousins?" the human doctor questioned.
"No, now that I think about it, they aren't very nice." Theta pouted. "Is it the other way around? Do the males suck out the female's souls?"
"No," Martha laughed. "It's just what a couple does to express their love for each other."
The blond Time Tot looked disgusted. "That's weird. Who would do that?"
"Oi!" that was Amy. "I do that!"
"Ewwww!" Theta rang out.
"Ewwww!" Koschei was also doing that at the exact same time.
"To Mr. Smith!" the Doctor marched off in the direction of Mr. Smith.
And a fanfare started to play.
"Since when did Mr. Smith have a fanfare?" the Time Lord questioned. "It's so cool!"
Sarah rolled his eyes before joining the Doctor.
"How may I be of your assistance?" the computer voice rang out.
"Can you do a scan for any living Gallifreyans?" Sarah asked. "Throughout time and space."
"There are three in the same room as you." Mr. Smith answered.
"Besides that!" Mickey face-palmed.
"There is one located on Raxacoricofallapatorious." the computer answered.
"Now we're getting some where! Is it a male or a female?" the Doctor got excited.
"Male."
"How old is he?" the Time Lord questioned.
"The same age as Koschei." Mr. Smith answered.
"Can you give me a name?" the Doctor asked.
"Drax."
"Was he in your group?" Rory asked.
"Yes," the Time Lord smirked in victory. "Thank you, Mr. Smith. You've been of great help."
"I am glad to be of your assistance."
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