I don't own KnB; if I did, well, I'm writing a crossover fanfiction for their voice actors, what do you think might happen?

Well, it's Valentine's Day over here on my side of the world, and I guess happy Friday the Thirteenth to all the others. Now, understand this special is going to be a mind-breaking one, and some of you might cry. That's all I'm gonna say.

Your only clue to my reference is chainsaw because everything else should be enough to make the reference clear, I think.


Takao rubbed his face to clean the sweat that clung to his face as he tried to catch his breath from the intense training he went under for trying to figure out what happened to the green-haired shooter. Midorima was shooting like he normally was, but he was still talking in English, much to Takao's growing headache because he didn't want to translate what Midorima was saying anymore. Once they took a five minute break, the strangest thing occurred.

"Shin-chan!~"

Midorima immediately stiffened at the sound of the voice, his eyes looking in the direction of the voice with a dead expression. As Takao did the same, he couldn't help, but choke at what he saw.

Hanamiya Makato was standing there in a bright red suit with a mischievous look in his eyes that were strangely covered by a pair of glasses, looked creepier than usual, the smile he had was unnerving, and was that a bouquet of roses in his hand?

That's when Takao came to realize something, "Wait a minute, why did you call him Shin-cha-"

"I'd prefer to not be around this person. Come along Takao. We're going now," Midorima finally said something normal and began to walk away.

"Shin-chan! Why are you so cold to me? Then again, it's one of your many charms, you sexy megane! Those dark green eyes that are strengthen by those feminine lashes seem to stare straight through your soul with the glasses adding to your calm, smart guy personality! The way you talk with an uncaring act, but the fact you really care deep inside is super attractive to me! Plus, your attitude when you need to get your lucky item, no matter what, shows your passionate side of domination! You really are the best, Shin-chan!~"

The basketball players whom tried ignoring the conversation just stared blankly at the trio, mostly at the player with the title, "Bad Boy". Midorima pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance, not at all bothered by the flirts of the sadistic basketball player.

It was almost as if he was used to it.

Takao's eye twitched, his only thought on the matter was, "Hanamiya has a thing for Midorima. I'm done with this crap."

That day, not a single person left the gym without the feeling of wanting to bleach their eyeballs from the absolutely wrong scene of Hanamiya trying to win over Midorima.


By the way, it took me a while to get Hanamiya's dialogue right for the person he was portraying. Nonstop watching of his character's reactions for hours... My brain is fried.

Though I did enjoy watching the Book of Circus...

Seriously, I had to dig into the dark depths of my inner fangirl to write those things about Midorima, and most of the time, I couldn't stop laughing because of how weird it was.

Did anyone else laugh?

I'm horribly sorry for any disturbances in your fandoms.