I do not own KnB, or any other references in this chapter.

I had a field day with this one, and believe it or not, this is my first fanfiction that I ever completed, even though this one has no plot whatsoever. I'm proud of myself. *sobs happily*

Hints for this chapter: ...Pokeball. That's the most I can give because this chapter has everything you need to know about this character. Seriously.

"Charizard, Mega Evolve!"

"The hell?!"

"Kuroko, what the fuck?!"

The enormous black dragon with blue flashing flames in its mouth roared at the Seirin team, its red eyes looking towards them challengingly. Kuroko, instead of his usual outfit, was wearing a purple & white shirt topped with a black jacket and normal jeans, a blue fluffy scarf around his neck. His normally emotionless eyes were lit with a burning passion that they've only seen in basketball games.

The only thing in their minds: Why is Momoi here?

The pink-haired girl was cheering on Kuroko from the sidelines, and while the guys would usually go gaga over her and her assets, they had a fire-breathing dragon that looked really cool & terrifying at the same time, staring at them like it was waiting for them to make a move. Kagami, being the only one somewhat brave (and dumb), decided to talk to the Phantom.

After all, what could happen from this encounter?

"Kuroko," Kagami flinched when the red eyes of the dragon shifted over to him. "Where did you get that thing?"

"I got it from the Professor, Kagami-kun," Kuroko stated ever so bluntly. "It's basic knowledge that in every region, a professor must have the standard starters for beginning Trainers. Don't you know that?"

Kagami tried not to rage at the blue-haired boy that this wasn't that one roleplaying game, "No, I don't get it."

"However, I must battle you, Kagami-kun, for you've done the one rule that everyone knows about."

"Huh?!"

"When two trainers' eyes meet, battle we must! Charizard, use Flamethrower!"

"Wait! Don't-"

KA-BAM!

That day is when everyone realized that the Generation of Miracles weren't just a bunch of regular weirdos, and that they were incredibly strange brand weirdos who love to make girls squeal, make everyone feel awkward by their change in mood swings, and somehow blow up a building when it should've gone into flames.

Meanwhile, in a secluded area, a teenage girl cackled evilly at the scene with a magic pencil in her hand before opening her book that held the names of the ever so famous basketball players with Hanamiya.

"Whose lives shall I screw now?"

Done! I'll leave a list of the voice actors and the characters I did (& why):

Midorima: Sebastian from Black Butler- everyone got this one. When I watched Black Butler and read the manga again, I knew I had to do him. I actually did this story because I randomly thought of it one day.

Akashi: Juli from BroCon and Levi from Attack on Titan- I thought about Levi and Akashi being similar with some overprotective Juli mixed in because why not? XD

Hanamiya: Grelll from Black Butler- It was near Valentine's Day, and I just couldn't leave it alone. I'm a terribly hilarious person. I still laugh at it to this day.

Aomine: Ren from Uta no Princesama- ...if this idiot can play the saxaphone, be a flirty playboy without being a pervert, and play basketball at the same time, he's pretty talented. I guess the "The only one who can beat me is me" thing fits here because my goodness... he's talented.

Kise: Kotarou Urashima- he's freaking adorable as hell. How could I not?

Murasakibara: Tsubaki from BroCon, Hikaru from OHSHC, and that sea otter dude- ...I have no words for this one.

Kuroko: Alan from Pokemon: Mega Evolution- my friends, KammyBale, told me how they shared the same voice actor, and I searched it up that day. I guess that's why I made this drabbly story.

So, if I was to continue this story, who would you choose to humilat- I mean, showcase? Put it in a review, and maybe I'll update if I'm not too busy. Summer's about to end in a month, but still.