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Marzue: Don't worry: there are more victims in this chapter (another couple) and some Michigan/Ohio backing.
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I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED RECENTLY! I FELL ON ICE AND GOT A CONCUSSION!
California brushed through some of the bushes in the Jones' estate with her video camera. I must get the perfect spot... She thought about some of the new movies coming out soon from Hollywood.
"California?" a male voice sounded behind her. "What are you doing?
Ruby Jones groaned. It was New York; she whirled around. "I am finding the perfect spots to shoot my movies. What are you doing, York?" she smirked.
"I am finding inspiration for a scene in Broadway, Cali," he narrowed his eyes.
"Why? Everyone knows that Hollywood is way better than Broadsway." California gave him the hand.
"What? Broadway trumps Hollywood!" New York approached his sister.
"Says who? You?" the female state glared at him. "Would you like to see which is more popular with the other states?"
"Be prepared to lose." her brother retorted.
"Well, you be prepared to get a bad hand!" California scoffed.
New York stared at her incredulously. "You've been hanging around Nevada for too long."
"No, I haven't!"
"You just said 'be prepared to get a bad hand'. That screams Nevada." the male state leaned forward. "Do you have an affair?"
California blushed bright red. "Of course I don't! Who would like Nevada? Well, besides Utah of course..."
"It's your turn to kiss now." a new voice came from California left.
It was Ohio. An Ohio out for revenge.
"Who would want to kiss him?" California looked disgusted.
"Who would want to kiss her?" New York retaliated.
"Cali, you said that love/hate relationships were a thing now. Well, obviously you guys hate each other enough!" Ohio giggled gleefully.
"But you are forgetting the love part." the Golden State deadpanned.
"You only need a little bit of help." this new voice came from California's right.
Michigan. Right, he probably wanted revenge too.
"Why are you working with Ohio?" New York looked at him like he grew a second head. "You hate her."
"I do, but California tricked both of us with the same trick. It's our time to ally ourselves to get revenge. Then, we can go back to hating each other in peace." Michigan stated.
"But I still have to work on getting you two together!" California almost wailed.
"Maybe we don't want to get together." Ohio answered calmly.
"But I believe that, deep down, you guys are soul mates!" the Golden State looked between them. "If you guys take the soul mate test, and if you guys aren't compatable, I'll leave you alone. But if you are soul mates and are still in denial, I will continue to act." California looked proud at her decision.
Ohio looked Michigan in the eye.
"I guess we can do that..." Michigan sighed.
California almost squealed.
"...But you and New York have to take it too." the Wolverine State finished.
"What?" the Golden State's jaw dropped.
"It's an agreement, yes?" Michigan asked. "So agree to it."
California huffed. "Fine, I agree."
"I'll do it too, I guess." New York sighed. "I don't care."
LINE BREAK
California stared at her test results. She was Red. (I am just making this up...)
She was compatable with Green.
Ohio stared at her test. She was Yellow. Compatable with Purple.
"What did you boys get?" Ohio and California stood up and leaned against the table in the study they were in.
"Purple." Michigan sighed.
Ohio's jaw dropped.
"I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! If you guys are still in denial, I'll just have to keep trying, but I knew it!" California squealed.
"Wait," the Wolverine state stared at Ohio. "Did you get Yellow?"
"Yes." she answered in a quiet voice.
"Oh," he swallowed before sitting down.
"What did you get?" Ohio tried to remain calm as she stared at New York.
"Green." New York stretched.
That was when California started wailing. "It's not possible!"
That was when America burst through the door. "Why are you crying?" he raised an eyebrow.
"The soul mate test says that my soul mate is him!" she said 'him' as if it was the vilest thing in the universe.
"We got each other." Ohio gestured between her and Michigan.
"And I got Cali." New York groaned.
"Right." America swallowed.
He was not ready for this.
Review! Sorry! I'm still not completely recovered from my concussion, so I'll update when I can!