Summary: It's traded secret that for Akashi related emergencies, dial one Kuroko Tetsuya. He's the one who can tame him after all

Everyone who had trained even a single day under one Akashi Seijuro quite well knew how much of a sadistically inclined psychotic bastard he is. Where does he even get his training menu from? Hell? Personally delivered by satan? There would be no doubt that he had kicked the fallen angel and claimed the throne as his own.

So really, they can't help but sympathize with each other.

And sympathizing with each other meant passing down a secret from one 'pitiful victim' to another. When the going gets rough and everyone simply wants to live, there is always hope inside Pandora's box. For it's a traded secret that for Akashi related emergencies, dial one Kuroko Tetsuya.

On this situation, hope is namely one Kuroko Tetsuya.

So really, who can blame one sweaty and panting Kotaro Hayama from dialing the emergency number?

"Hayama-kun, he overworked you guys again, didn't he?" Kuroko didn't even had to ask, he already knew.

"Yes, sorry for calling you about this Kuroko-san but you're our only hope. His training menu had quadrupled and we don't even have an idea why" Hayama sounded really apologetic.

"I understand. Don't worry I'll talk to him about this"

"Thanks Kuroko~ You really are our hero!"

"Who decided to play the role of a crybaby this time?" Akashi asked as his lover dialed his number in the middle of the night scolding him for overworking his teammates.

"Seijuro-kun..."

"Tetsuya, I am mainly honing their skills"

"Killing them even before they step a foot inside the court is not honing their skills, Sei"

"It's necessary for their growth as players"

"I don't care if it's for their growth, give them some time to rest. Do you understand me, Seijuro?"

"Tetsuya..."

"Do I have to repeat myself?"

"Fine, I'll cut their training menu." Akashi finally succumbed to his lover's request. "But..."

"I'm listening"

"Tetsuya have to go on a date with me" There was chuckling from the other side.

"Sei does realize that I'll go out with him anytime, doesn't he?" Akashi mainly hummed from the other side of the line. "But it never gets tiring asking Tetsuya for a date"

"Sei!" Akashi already knew how much of a blushing mess his lover is right now.

Kuroko be saving them all~ Such a nice guys he is.

How did it even escalate this way? I have no idea.