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Guest: I believe that there is someone out there for everybody, and usually I don't mean in ways like incest. But the states, in my stories, were isolated from the outside world for so long that the someone they'd have would technically be incest. XD

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"Are you sure you don't want to go out with me?" New York was about to claw his eyes out from sheer frustration.

"I'd like to keep my dignity, thank you very much." California muttered a comment about how much better Hollywood was.

"Excuse me? Everyone knows that Broadway is better!"

"And this is exactly why I don't want to go out with you." the Golden state stated before stalking off.

New York could only stand there.

"If you want to know what you did wrong," Michigan appeared hanging from a random tree in the area. "All you have to do is ask."

"Since when were you the love expert?" New York stared at the heel mark engraved into the ground where California had started stalking off.

"Ava and I got a good idea while trying to get Leah and Lucas together." the Wolverine state mentioned.

"And how did that turn out?"

Michigan cleared his throat, "We decided that the love/hate relationship thing could benefit the nation, so we convinced Leah and Lucas that if they stopped arguing over who was bigger and make friends. Ava and I said that they should do it to prevent another Civil War over another petty argument, so you should try again with Cali. Only don't even mention Hollywood or Broadsway."

New York thought this over a little bit.

"Come on," the Wolverine state pleaded.

"But Broadsway is so much better..." he complained.

"You are one of the oldests here, for crying out loud!" Michigan sounded frustrated. "You are allowed to have your own opinion, just don't announce it to the world!"

"You are saying I should go apologize." New York guessed.

"YES!"

"All right then."

He turned around and sprinted in the direction that California had run off in.

"Do you think it worked?" Michigan whispered once he was sure Michigan couldn't hear.

"He went to go apologize, did he not, comrade?" Alaska's violet eyes twinkled with a mixture of so many different emotions that it looked like no-mans land during World War I.

Another bad time period.

"He did." the Wolverine state agreed.

"Than it would be a success, right partner?" Texas landed safetly on two feet after jumping off a high branch.

They were quite a comical couple to look at, Texas and Alaska. They both received the gene their father had during their birth, so they would already be naturally tall. Alaska also got some height from Russia, making her even taller. Unfortunately for her, she was female, so she wasn't as tall as she would be if she were male (thank God). Still, both states were around the same height. Texas was six foot one while Alaska was six foot.

"Who else do we need to have a 'chat' with?" Ohio skidded across the valley.

"We have the size issue, the musical issue, and the Toledo issue solved." Michigan pondered. "What does that leave?"

"Who donated more land to D.C." the Buckeye state answered immediately.

"Virginia and Maryland?" Alaska cocked her head.

The four states just stared at each other.

"What?" Ohio looked confused. "What's wrong?"

Texas cleared his throat, "Well, lassie, you are trying to help Pa and all..." he trailed off.

"Virginia is very ladylike..." Michigan paused.

"So?" the Buckeye state asked.

"They are both girls..."

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