Meet the best athlete in the world,

Meet the luckiest teen in the world,

Meet the teen with the most

forget full girlfriend in the world,'

ok, maybe the last one's bad

but the other two show my awesomeness,

I mean, I am the best

person at the playa at sports,

they just can't see past my,

very, very clumsy way of doing things,

or my far of that terrible

feathered bird you can cook,

those things are scary,

No one really dares my sports skills,

though they do say

I should make my

girlfriend figure out who I am,

but she's just joking,

wait a minute,

SHE IS JOKING RIGHT?!

Late at night post, enjoy dudes and dudets. Oh, go read " Save the wild girls" by HopelesslyObssedFanGirl709, it's a really good story. Only one question tonight, what's your favorite story on Fan-Fiction? Don't own total drama, wish I did. -Mascot-