What the fuck,

those are the

only words to describe

my time on

total drama,

I mean, here are

some things that

have happened during my time,

I was forced onto a

team of losers who

didn't know how to

play doge ball,

I feel in love

with a bossy CIT,

witch to this

day I have no idea

what a CIT even is,

I had to be hand cuffed

to a train part,

I was forced to QUIT

because I don't sing,

kidnaped by my

girlfriend and best friend,

punched by a nerd,

found out an old

juvie buddy was back,

brought to jail,

soooooo, I once again ask,

what the fuck?

I love and hate this character so, this is what comes out of it. He was good up in till season 3, then they ruined him and anther character. Yeah, he's horrible in season 5, that killed him. Enjoy the red bull behind you!