The Guys

Not the best title but will do.

edit: need to edit badly.

STORY IS NOW CAUSE OF SUMMER SCHOOL. Maybe vacation also.

Mite, Bell and GIR were walking down the hall to the classrooms, both Mite and Bell were still blushing from GIR's outburst. Mite then thought to himself, is he that much of a father to GIR? Bell thought the same thing except with a few alterations. 'Does GIR think? NO! Gotta keep the walking and OH GROD! MITE IS LOOKING AT ME!' Bell thought and Mite tapped her back. "You okay?" Mite asked. "YES! I am fine!" Bell said and ran in front of them quickly.

"Sheesh she has issues." Mite said. "ISSUES! ISSUES!" GIR repeated loudly and Mite smiled and patted his head. They saw Kirito or at least the hologram come by. "Kirito, where are the new recruits?" Bell asked the hologram. "Well, I guess they are all in the cafeteria since Finn told them to bond or something. Sorry I gotta leave, Asuna is making lunch." Kirito's hologram then faded into the air. "Well, we gotta hurry!" Bell said sweating and ran toward the cafeteria like a rabbit. "She really has issues." Mite said and carried GIR and ran after Bell.

They went in the cafeteria and saw a butt full of recruits with Finn trying ti prepare food. "MITE! WE GOTTA COOK UP SOME GRUB HERE!" Finn screamed as more recruits began crowding to get more food. "I'm on it!" Mite said and ran towards the backdoor of the kitchen. Bell and GIR then went further to meet more people.

"We need sausages! Lots of them!" Finn screamed grabbing an uncooked pot of grub. Mite then grabbed a chef hat and began taking out the grub and began cooking them in the pan. The grub then unexplainable turned into cooked sausages and Mite was now tossing all of them in a box. "Serve the plates! I meed to refuel on grub!" Finn screamed and jumped out a window. Mite then took out the plates from the cabinet and began tossing them at the newbies. The students were now being injured by the plates and Mite began chucking the weenies at them, injuring more of them because of the hot grease going on their wounds. "Get back I say! Get back!" Mite screamed as he chucked more sausages then he heard a door flew open.

"Uh, sorry. Can I have food without being beaten?" A boy voice asked and Mite stopped chucking at the screaming and crying recruits and looked at the boy. The boy was only slightly shorter than his height, he had groomed blonde hair and blue eyes. He wore a red shirt with yellow stripes, blue shorts, white socks and yellow sneakers. "Uh, sure." Mite then grabbed a plate and put a sausage on it and gave it to the boy. "Thanks." The boy said and grabbed the boiling sausage, the boy cringed a little at the hot grease but stopped after a few seconds. The boy then bit a piece off the sausage and had his eyes widened and swallowed the food.

"My glob, this is AMAZING!" The boy screamed and gobbled up the rest of the sausage. "I get that a lot." Mite said scratching the back of his head. "Oh boy, ran out of food." Mite said looking at the box with only one sausage left. "Take it, the rest don't want it." The boy said pointing at the screaming injured students.

"We gotta hide or else an uprising will happen." Mite said, he grabbed a sausage then hid under the counter while the boy followed under. "Sorry, my name is Mite." Mite introduced himself to the boy. "Name is Lucas. Thanks for not chucking a hot dog in my face." Lucas introduced himself and shook hands with Mite. "Never knew they turned a student into a chef pretty quickly but your cooking is great." Lucas complimented Mite.

"Actually I have been here longer than you think." Mite said eating the hot dog. "Really? How come?" Lucas asked.

"Well it started with this..." Mite then began to explain how he met Bell and GIR, went to the Academy and had many misadventures but secretly kept the Fusion origin and replaced it with a stereotypical orphan tale and wanting to do something right or something like that. After the kinda lying explanation, Lucas nodded his head.

"Well what is your backstory." Mite asked Lucas. "Well its started a long way back, as you see I'm not part of this original dimension." Lucas explained and Mite nodded his head, Lucas was from another dimensions. Lucas then explained how he got here, after a long story he killed his hypnotized brother and incapacitated a crazy warlord who uses pigs as a threat and made his entire dimension go disappear but the people are still okay. Since his dimension was rebuilding itself, the universe combining prevented it from being completed.

Lucas left his friends after hearing of the invasion believing he is called once again to save the day. Lucas went to the Academy and you know the rest.

"Well you sure had an interesting life." Mite laughed and just finished his wiener. "So where is this Bell and GIR?" Lucas asked. Mite then had his eyes widened, they were gonna be fried out there!

"Well, gotta go!" Mite then went out from under the counter and began running out to find the two. "Well I'll stay here, those guys outside will kill me." Lucas yelled and went out the counter seeing students still roaring in pain. He saw a metal shield on top of the counter. Lucas looked at his left to see a crowbar on the wall on a lever switch. He went towards the lever. "SEE YOU GUYS LATER!" Lucas screamed and pulled the lever down, the metal shield fell down, covering the top of the counter with thick metal. "YES!" Lucas then began dancing and grabbing the crowbar, he then went to the door and jammed the crowbar between the handles. "Nothing can try to kill me now!" Lucas yelled to himself and then felt something on his foot, the then looked his leg to see and hand on his foot. Lucas then cupped his mouth feeling the need to puke.

Bell and GIR were running everywhere because looked like all mew recruits were zombies, everyone has been treating people that way. Bell then heard screaming, the direction where Mite disappeared off to. Bell the worrywart she is, carried GIR and raced to Mite to see screaming students with bruises and grease covering them while Mite was throwing sausages at them. "Get back I say! Get back!" Mite yelled as he chucked the sausages. Bell was gonna run for him but felt something grab the back of her light blue tank top.

Bell wasn't able to scream as she was now being lifted into the air by an unseen force and she covered her really short...shorts afraid anybody will see her...things. She then held on GIR tighter as GIR started cheering for no reason. She then felt solids on her feet as she was on top of the the beam that supports the ceiling. Bell gulped and held on a supporting beam, she was extremely afraid of heights. "You were that dumb to get killed? Those kids would fry your hide to pieces." It was a girl's voice that spoke to Bell and her eyes darted toward who said that. It was girl her height with ash-gray skin, red hair with a ponytail in the back, the hair of her eyebrows and even her eyelashes had some tint of red as well. She had red eyes as well and pointed ears. She wore a red dress like from those boarding schools in Britain with a brown strap around her dress. She wore a black cape and on the cape's neck were tiny batwings. The girl smiled showing white teeth with large fangs. It didn't take long for Bell to realize.

"VAMPIRE!" She screamed and Bell stepped back. She was on top of the ceiling and she couldn't call for help. "Kill me but leave GIR alone!" Bell yelled and closed her eyes, feeling tears are gonna fall but all she heard wasn't her guts being ripped apart but...laughter.

Bell opened her eyes to see the vampire was the one laughing. "Are you gonna rip my guts out or not?" Bell said being scared. "No, meat tastes better." The vampire said. "Really? Then you should try my friend's food." Bell smiled, finally trusting her.

They then sat down by the ledge, seeing all the undead like students under them. "Name is Mina by the way." Mina introduced herself. "Well then, my name is Bell and this is GIR!" Bell then waved GIR around like a doll. "The robot is your pet or something?" Mina asked Bell looking at GIR curiously. "He isn't! He's my son!" Bell said.

Mina then gave a peculiar look to Bell, the look gave straight away of the expression if she was crazy then Mina smiled. "If your the mother then where is the father?" Mina giggled. Bell's face turned red, she remembered the 'bug' GIR had. "It is an adoptive relationship!" Bell said quickly and Mina began laughing.

"Sure...I believe you, like some guy getting you pregnant with a robot baby!" Mina then laughed harder and Bell hit her in the head with her fist. "Well then what is your backstory?" Bell said as Mina rubbed the part where Bell hit her.

"Happened a long time ago, somewhere in the 1990 or something, forgot. But anyway, I was sleeping then some vampire lord named and his minion mistaken me for someone else so I'm a vampire now." Mina briefly explained to Bell. "Since I was a vampire, I was immortal and as the years grew by, my family members started to age. Be old and live the end of their lives. The vampire who bit me took me to his castle to raise me after all of that that where I kill cows and let my blood seep the floors for eternity! So yeah, that is about it!" Mina explained more cheerfully and Bell's hair was standing up.

"So basically you are around 40? Right?" Bell asked Mina. "Yep, depending on my actually age right now, I could become what I would look like in any selected age. From a college chick to an old lady." Mina answered, she stretched her arms and put them behind the back of her head. "Well why did you come to the Academy." Bell asked once again and saw that Mina's face turned grim. "Those Fusion things took over my home. I never saw Vlad or Igor again. I wanna make those blobs pay!" Mina said darkly, her fangs showing.

Bell gulped then Mina then calmed back down. "Sorry about that, I won't bother with your sappy backstory." Mina said. "It isn't sappy!" Bell said, kinda offended. "Oh sure it is...like getting knocked up with a robot baby!" Mina laughed again and Bell sighed. Just then Bell realized it.

"Oh Glob! MITE!" She yelled and was gonna jump down but then remembered, she was on top of a ceiling. "Mina, can you help me go down over there?" Bell then pointed toward the kitchen. "Sure." Mina then turned into some bat with her resemblance and grabbed Bell. "You and your baby sure have tons of weight!" Mina huffed and began gliding them down toward the kitchen door at the back. Mina dropped Bell who was an inch from the ground a Mina transformed back, sweating. "We can take a break after we get out of here. Those students will come and kill us." Bell then tried pulling door with her hands but the door won't budge. "What the, it never was like this!" Bell then peeked at the window to see a finely groomed blonde boy taking a hand off his foot. Bell then tapped the window and the boy stopped and began going towards the window.

The boy had his eyes wide opened and went under the window's view. The boy then went back into the view holding a crowbar and opened the door. Bell and Mina quickly went in as the boy closed the door behind. "Who the sacks are you?!" Bell asked the boy getting a spoon to beat him up with. "I know your your name Bell and GIR! I know who Mite is!" The boy said defending himself. "You know Mite?! Where is he?!" Bell grabbed the collar of the boy's shirt. "He went out looking for you! He could be mutilated by the outside right!" The boy screamed but then heard the door slam behind him to see none other that Mite.

"Whew! I couldn't find them Lucas! And-" Mite paused to see Bell holding GIR. "Oh thank you guy up there!" Mite went and hugged Bell as Lucas was jabbing the crowbar between the handles. Bell was blushing at Mite hugging her and he was also squishing GIR between them, Bell blushed harder after hearing a snicker from a certain vampire. "You can let go now." Bell said to Mite. "Oh sorry, thought you were eaten out there." Mite let go of the hug. "Can you tell me who this is?" Bell pointed toward Lucas. "Oh, Lucas. This is Bell. Bell this is Lucas who I met while I was defending myself." Mite introduced them to each other. "Oh sorry about almost strangling you." Bell apologized awkwardly, shaking the boy she almost killed by the hand. "Oh it is okay." Lucas accepted the apology.

"Since that introduction is settled, who is she?" Mite said pointing to Mina. "Oh, this is Mina. Met her when she kinda saved me from zombie recruits. This is Mite. The guy who I shared a room with." Bell introduced them to each other and the two shook hands. "Can you wait for a moment?" Mina said and grabbed Bell who dropped GIR on the table to the corner before Mite could answer.

"Is that the guy who got you pregnant with a robot baby?" Mina whispered to Bell. "No!" Bell blushed red as Mina's hair. "You told me you shared a room with him!" Mina yelled and whispered at the same time. "Well doesn't mean I got pregnant!" Bell angrily whispered back.

"Why are they whispering so loudly?" Lucas asked Mite. "Don't know but we need to wait this entire lunch break out." Mite said looking up at the ceiling.

It was 6:00 PM and everyone was called in by Finn to got to their dorms to unpack their things. The way of which roommates are picked is whom two people comes

toward the room first. If they were in a relationship or they are related, the share a room together. If a student isn't all that human, they can go share the room with the two people.

The five approached the dorm room to see everyone had left, the actually enjoyed their time in trapped cafeteria, the gave information about each other, shared storied and sometimes tossed the hand that Lucas got on his foot to each other. They arrived at the entrance of the dorms to see nobody was at the hall. They saw Finn by Bell and Mite's dorm.

"Oh, you guys are finally here. There is one last room for you two!" Finn then pointed toward Mina and Lucas and made a 'come here' gesture at them and they followed Finn to their room.

"Well that was quick!" Mite said and opened the door to their room. "Yeah, we gotta long way more to go." Bell said and the tow went to their room.

DELAYS, LAZINESS!

edit: Bell will get better

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