"MXC: The Disney Sitcom Characters Edition"

Rated T for mild language

Disclaimer: I do not own shows owned by Disney Channel, Disney XD, nor do I own MXC a.k.a. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. All Disney Sitcoms (Austin & Ally, Liv and Maddie, Hannah Montana, etc.) and its characters are owned by It's A Laugh Productions and Disney Channel, and MXC is owned by Spike. If you don't know what MXC is, I'll give you a short run-down. 'MXC' is short for Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, which lasted a good run on Spike TV from 2003 to 2007. Most of the footage was taken from a Japanese game show called "Takeshi's Castle" which ran from 1986 to 1990. I suggest checking out some episodes on YouTube. It's that awesome.

Chapter 2: Sinkers and Floaters

As the entire row of contestants were running down from the fart-fumed forest, the first footage of the first event was shown as Vic did the run-down.

"And as our local firemen are taking care of the blaze," Vic replied, "We're off to 'Sinkers and Floaters', where contestants skip across the slippery stones, without getting a mouth full of septic fluid!"

"Today's septic fluid is concentrated sweat and Stan's slobber from Dog With a Blog." Kenny informed everyone watching this.

The footage then transitioned to the Captain standing on top of a hill with a whistle in hand. After he blew his whistle, the Captain shouted while swinging his sword, "Get it on!"

Suddenly, a short 16-year old with a blonde Beatle haircut made his way up the hill, indicating that he was the first contestant of the night. Feeling pumped, he ran before shouting out:

"I'm not Cody!"

"First up, representing the boys, it's Zack Martin from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody." Vic replied. "He takes a run at the course!"

Cody started off good, skipping stones 1, 2, 3 before losing his balance on stone 4 and belly-flopping into the fluid, eliminating him.

"And now he checks out!" Kenny exclaimed.

"Indeed." Vic nodded.

"His haircut sucks though." Ken pointed out.

"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded again.

As Cody walked away from the course, the first member of the Glamourous Girls team appeared. She was decked out in a sparkly blue dress, decked in tight denim jeans and sported long orange hair.

"Let's shake it up!" The contestant said as she ran down the hill.

"And first up for the girls, it's CeCe Jones from Disney Channel's Shake It Up!" Vic exclaimed.

"Oh man, she's hot, Vic!" Kenny said, lusting after her.

"Kenny, don't you even dare think about it, she's 16!" Vic sternly warned Kenny.

"Great, now you spoiled it for me..." Kenny pouted.

CeCe managed to skip through stones 1, 2, 3, and 4 before slipping on stone 5, which made her head scraped on the 6th stone and sending her into the drink.

"Oh, but it looks like she spoiled her chance of scoring here, Ken!" Vic exclaimed.

"I bet that shook her up." Kenny smirked.

While CeCe began wrangling the slobber off her hair, another contestant appeared with a Justin Bieber haircut on his head.

"I am Farkle!" He shouted out.

"Up next for the boys, it's Farkle Minkus-"

However, Vic was cut off when Farkle tripped and faceplanted down the hill.

"Oh, he's down already!" Vic exclaimed.

"Ha! What a loser!" Ken smirked.

Luckily, Farkle made a quick recovery and ran right to the course in no time.

"Anyway, Farkle of course, is on the show Girl Meets World." Vic pointed out. "And here he goes..."

Unfortunately, Farkle tripped yet again, which forced his ribcage to collide with the first stone!

"OHHH!" Vic cringed.

"Yeah, he's gonna be going to a hospital after this!" Kenny smirked.

"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded. "And that becomes our MXC Impact Replay!"

As Farkle laid motionless on the first stone, a replay was shown of his run, started with the faceplant he had earlier.

"He started badly out of the gate, but ended worse on the rocks!" Vic exclaimed.

"Girl Meets World? Much like Boy Meets Facelift!" Kenny smirked.

After the replay was over, another female contestant popped up the hill.

"I repeat, I am not Hilary Duff!" She exclaimed as she ran the course.

"Next up for the girls, the title character herself, Lizzie McGuire!" Vic replied. "And don't even think about it, Ken! She's 16 just like CeCe."

"I wasn't thinking about it, Vic, GEEZ!" Ken groaned.

Lizzie managed to make it through stones 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, before being hit by a rock off camera and hitting the water clean.

"And she's splashes out of there!" Vic exclaimed.

"Wait a minute, did you see that?" Kenny gasped.

"Kenny, I didn't-"

"No seriously, show the replay!" Kenny said as a clip of her run was shown.

The clip then skipped to the part where Lizzie was hit by the rock, in which a circle was drawn all through the object.

"Kenny, we don't have time for-" Vic groaned.

"Seriously, someone threw a rock at her! Made her fall." Kenny exclaimed.

"For the thousandth time, I didn't see a frickin' thing!" Vic growled.

After the replay was over, another male contestant took his chance at the course. He looked a little short, black and thick-builded.

"I was President when Obama wasn't there!" Cory exclaimed as he ran down the hill.

"And for the boys, here comes Cory In The House's Cory Baxter!" Vic announced.

"What are those things in his shirt? Breasts?" Kenny gulped.

"Well, he does look a little heavy for 15 years old." Vic nodded.

Unfortunately, Cory only skipped stones 1 and 2 before sinking down to the sludge in stone 3.

"And I'm afraid his mass cost him there!" Vic replied.

"If he had breast reduction surgery, he would haven't sunk." Kenny reminded him.

"Ah, good thinking, Ken." Vic nodded again.

As Cory began spitting some slobber out, another female competitor took her turn.

"I got kicked out of So Random!" She declared as she ran down the course.

"And from Sonny With A Chance, here comes the Glamourous Girls' very own, Sonny Munroe!" Vic replied.

"Let me guess, she's 16?" Ken raised his eyebrow.

"How would I know how old she is?" Vic scoffed. "What's your deal here?"

"I wanna make sure these girls are legal." Kenny smirked.

"Oh, god..." Vic rolled his eyes.

In the middle of the conversation, Sonny entered the course at high speed, skipping stones 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11 before stepping on the platform to total victory!

"Look at that, Ken! She's made it!" Vic shouted. "And she made use of that chance!"

"I can see pepperonis through her shirt." Kenny smirked.

"KENNY!" Vic said, smacking Kenny in the head with his fan.

After Sonny celebrated her victory, the last male contestant appeared next to the captain.

"Wish me good luck, Charlie!" He shouted out as he ran to the course.

"And last up for the Boisterious Boys, it's PJ Duncan from Good Luck Charlie!" Vic exclaimed.

However, before P.J. could set his foot on a stone, he slipped on the grass and fell backwards on the fluid with his leg hitting the stone hard.

"OH!" Vic cringed.

"Now he's got bad luck instead." Kenny smirked.

"You may be right, Ken." Vic nodded. "Let's go to Guy and see what makes P.J. tick!"

After P.J. stepped off the course frustrated, MXC's main field reporter Guy LeDouche approached him with a lot of concern.

"Wow, that was some slide you pulled off there. What happened?" Guy replied.

"Eh, I put too much rubber in my shoes," P.J. groaned. "I think I lost feeling in my tailbone when I splashed in the water."

"Oooh, where does it hurt?" Guy replied, staring him from behind.

"I think it hurts right here in my right buttock." P.J. told him as he pat his butt.

Just to make sure, Guy grabbed P.J.'s butt, reaching in a feel!

"Hey hey hey, what are you doing?!" P.J. gasped. "Are you gay?!"

"Oh, so you're playing hard to get. Guy like!" Guy said, breaking in a boisterous laugh.

As the interview came to an end, so did the first round. As Vic was talking, the score was displayed.

"Well, Guy sure loves them young." Vic cringed. "Anyway, that's it for 'Sinkers and Floaters'! Thanks to the likes of Sonny Munroe, the Glamourous Girls lead the way against the Boisterous Boys, 1-0!"

And then, the scene switched over to Vic and Kenny, who was still sitting in the throne win.

"Well, Ken, it looks like the boys are off to a rough start." Vic replied.

"You kidding?" Kenny scoffed. "I think the boys got distracted by Cory's man-boobs. I don't think I can ever stand to look at breasts again."

"So, you're thinking of going gay?" Vic muttered, raising his eyebrow.

"Eh, I might go for the flat-chested ones." Kenny sighed. "Makes me think less of dudes with less fatty man-breasts."

"Ah, fair enough." Vic nodded as the show went to break.

When MXC comes back, we start Kickin' It with Wall Bangers! So don't hit your ass on the way out, dorkenheimer!

Just so everyone's clear on this, that was the announcer talking and not me.

Anyway, next event will be Wall Bangers! Will Austin Moon and the Boisterous Boys catch up to Liv Rooney and her Glamourous Girls? Will Guy try to feel up men's butts again in a weird, perverted way? Either way, you'll have to find out until next chapter!

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