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"I need my alcohol!" Oregon whined, playing with his shoe laces. "If I don't, my record will be ruined!" he seemed to be holding out the last words of each sentence for a long time.

"If I don't get potatoes, you don't get alcohol." Idaho grumbled, crossing his arms.

"And if I don't get my cheese!" Wisconsin went into a reverie thinking of his cheese.

"Ve~ What are you doing?" Italy fluttered over. "Do you want to play?"

Germany walked up next to him. Hey, don't judge! Someone had to watch over Italy!

"Dad's trying to get us off of our addictions." Idaho groaned. "This is painful." he fell over, clutching his sides in an over dramatic way.

"Vhat are you trying to get off of?" Germany looked interested.

"Alcohol." Oregon groaned.

"Potatoes." Idaho sulked.

"Cheese." Wisconsin whined. "What is wrong with me liking cheese? Cheese is a perfectly natural resource of goodness in the world." he complained.

"My record! I need to be drunk until the next time I'm drunk!" Oregon fell pitifully to the floor.

Germany could understand his need.

"Um, Oreo, I think you're sober." Wisconsin winced.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" there was an earthquake in the American region today. No casualties except for pride.

"Po-tat-oes. Po-tat-oes. Po-tat-oes." Idaho started to chant.

"DAD! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!" Wisconsin cried at the top of his lungs. "I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS, AND I NEED CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSE!"

"Ve~ Are you the only ones with addictions?" Italy innocently questioned.

"No," Austin, also known as Wisconsin, was completely calm now. Bipolar, anyone? "Every state, district, territory, or former territory has a strange addiction that I'd rather not get into. Dad wants us all to get off of them, and guess who he decided to start on first? Us. It is always us." he pouted.

"Ve~ We will help you!" the shorter nation beamed.

"You'd really do that for us?" Wisconsin was now crying.

"WISSIE'S A GIRL!" Oregon yelled for the entire house to hear.

"Maybe Oreo isn't completely sober yet." Idaho sighed.

"Why would I be a girl?" Wisconsin stood up to face the other state.

"Because you change through emotions so quickly. Only girls do that." Oregon stood proudly.

"Why you..." the cheese lover approached the alcohol lover.

"WISSIE'S A GIRL? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, WISSIE?" Montana literally fell down the stairs. "We could have gone shopping together!" she wailed.

"I'M NOT A GIRL!" Wisconsin bellowed. "OREO'S THE IDIOT!" he huffed..

That's when America came downstairs into the room of the ailing states. "This is not working." he sighed.

"It didn't work last time, it won't work this time." Idaho complained.

"Don't give up! This will work if we believe in it!" America grinned.

"No!" the potato lover growled.

"If he needs a potato, give him a potato." Germany mentioned.

"GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHER, POTATO BASTARD!" Romano ran down the stairs at full force.

"PASTA!" Italy smiled.

"I can help you get off of that addiction too!" America grinned. "The hero has arrived!"

"PASTAAAAA!" he sound got quieter and quieter, like the Italian was running away.

That was when this sound was heard, but it was a feminine voice.

"VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" that sound was getting nearer, coming from above...

...and the ceiling collapsed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the female held the note. It was the infamous Alaska.

"Let's work on THAT." America picked Alaska up and flung her over his shoulder.

Just like in species of birds, insects, and just animals in general, an answering call sounded. This time male.

"VODKAAAAAAAAAAAA!" another area of the ceiling caved in, and Russia burst through.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he held the note.

"Vodka!" Alaska cheered.

"Become one?" Russia looked up with pleading eyes.

"No!" America carried Alaska off into a different section of the house.

Russia, Germany, Italy, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, and Wisconsin looked at each other. This was the last thing they could hear of America's voice.

"And you wonder why I have so much debt!"

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