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I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE: I GOT A CONCUSSION!
The coffee machine was on at 12:00 AM that night. All of the nations except for America crept downstairs to find the source of the sound, expecting there to be an intruder, or, in England's case, a magical creature that needed to be exorcised. They didn't expect him to be there.
"Vhy are you up this late?" a certain German looked the teenager up and down.
"I'm not allowed to have coffee at night past 7 PM, and I need coffee! So I waited until morning." the great state of Washington stood tall and proud next to the machine.
"Bloody git..." England went into a quiet rant about how tea was so much better.
"You like tea?" Washington looked surprised.
The other nations almost had a seizure.
"He is, like, totally the nation of tea! How could you, like, not know!" Poland stepped in front of Lithuania.
"Well, I have an unsocial life." he stuck his tongue out at Poland before turning back to England. "You would get along with two of the three virgins here." Washington turned back to the almost done machine.
If you listened hard enough, you could faintly hear three states yelling 'shut up'.
"Three virgins-" the nations looked confused for a second before their mouths turned into a circle.
"My kid is definitely not a virgin." Denmark looked annoyed. "Right, Norge? There is know way my kids a virgin-" he was cut off be a noticeable slap from a northern nation known as Norway.
"Why would Penelope be called the U.S. Virgin Islands if she wasn't a virgin?" Washington surveyed the nations. "Same with Virginia and West Virginia. Why would they be called that if they weren't virgins?" the coffee machine beeped. "Excuse me, nations, I NEED COFFEE!"
"Ve~ Are you addicted?" Italy wanted to know EVERYTHING about these states.
"You could say that," Washington sat down with his coffee.
"Ve~" the northern half of the Italian peninsula paused for a second. "PASTA!" he ran to the pasta.
Germany face-palmed. So did Romano, but when he noticed that Germany was too he stopped and muttered something about potato bastards.
That was when someone ran in through the door. Texas.
"What are you doing up this late?" Spain suddenly thought that everyone here was nocturnal.
"Dad and I were disassembling some bombs Oregon made while he was drunk. Then, Dad told me to run as fast as I could back inside. So I did." Texas panted a little bit. "Fastest 5K ever."
"So you left the bloody Yank out there with a bomb likely to explode?" England deadpanned.
"Dad has his ways of avoiding being blown up; I didn't get them." the Lone Star State looked suddenly depressed.
Just then there was a loud explosion.
And you could here every state trying to sleep yell. "OREGON!"
"Does he do this often, aru?" China looked properly annoyed.
"Often enough to know that whenever it happens, it's Oreo's fault." Washington grumbled. "Stupid southern."
"Oregon ain't no southern." Texas crossed his arms.
England winced at the abuse of his beautifully crafted language.
That was when a female sauntered downstairs and hit Texas over the head. Hard. It took him a few minutes to recover.
"Stop butchering the language that was beautifully crafted by Dad's caretaker!" she looked extremely annoyed.
"Fine, lassie, fine," the Lone Star state crossed his arms over his head.
"Stop it!" the female pouted before looking at the time. "Ugh, there is no way I'll ever get back to sleep. Thanks a lot, Oregon." she sighed. "I might as well make tea! Does anybody else want any?" she beckoned them into the kitchen.
Only England followed.
"Where is Amerika now?" Russia put on a creepy smile.
Texas wasn't phased. "He told me not to come back out until I heard three explosions. He's still out there." the Lone Star state looked Russia straight in the eye.
The nations could not believe he wasn't terrified. America and his kids really were the bravest people in the world.
Virginia and England sat down at the table with their tea.
Texas groaned.
"Ve~ What's wrong?" Italy bounded up to him.
The Lone Star state whispered the answer so that everyone but England and Virginia could here. "England's going to be one to spoil his child." he scowled.
"Definitely." Ireland looked at his brother in distaste.
Washington finished washing the empty glass that was once filled with the drink he was addicted to. "Who wants to go train with me? There are tracks, work out equipment, every type of weapon varying from swords to nukes...everything." he started walking to an ominous door in the side of the wall.
Germany started following him with Italy in tow. There was no way they were going to get to sleep again, and who would miss out on training? Also, it might have been just me, but Switzerland seemed to start inching forward at the mention of the weapons.
Washington disappeared down the stairs behind the door with Germany, Italy, and Switzerland.
"So, who wants to prank one of my siblings?" Texas asked.
Denmark and Prussia were there immediately.
"Who's the target?" Denmark asked.
"Make it someone unawesome." Prussia stated.
"Don't worry. We will prank somebody totally unawesome." Texas reassured.
"Who is it?" the ex-nation asked. "The awesome me deserves to know!"
"California." the Lone Star state whispered. "She is unawesome."
"Let's do it." Denmark agreed.
Prussia and Denmark would have pranked anybody as long as it wasn't their kids. Their kids were way to awesome to be pranked.
"What's the plan?" the Dane questioned.
"We are going to replace her shampoo with this." the Texan held up a bottle of neon pink hair dye.
"Kid, you are awesome." Prussia grinned widely.
They got to work.
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