I Keep Falling Down

Yay! Another review, been a year!

edit: Gaben wuz here.

STORY IS NOW.

"What are you explaining then?" Mite asked impatiently, he waited for the author to write this chapter for a week now. Aya was asleep, tired from all the 'writer's block' and Bell was still cooing GIR repeatedly. ManBearPig was still chowing on the pile of food.

"I kinda stole the food..." The orange striped cat answered, "But don't get me wrong, it was good foo-" The cat was silenced by a kick to the face by Mite, who looked very pissed off.

"YOU SON OF A-" Mite was about to beat the crap out of the animal but was stopped by Aya who tapped on his shoulder. I mean c'mon, you can't do anything bad with her adorable face in front of you, "Sorry."

"You get angry easily." The entire group glared at the cat.

"What is your name?"

"Garfield."

"Great, you can take that name TO JAIL!" Mite screamed, frightening everyone in the forest. Even some birds flew away at the tone of his voice.

"Why are you arresting me? I have not done anything wrong!" Garfield protested by Mite grabbed a vine off a tree and went toward the cat, pulling it in a threatening way.

"For making me drive all night with a snoring ManBearPig to get supplies, but get NOTHING."

"What are you t-talking about?"

"You know the missing supplied at Peach Creek? Did ya know that?"

"Wait a minute, I only stole the food!" Garfield defended himself but it made it sound even more guiltier. Mite wrapped and tied the vine around the fat cat until the animal was securely fastened by it, some of his fats were spilled out of the openings.

"Yeah, right." Mite said coldly, it was that kind of cold that people would be singing LET IT GO, all day long. He began dragging the cat along as everyone else followed him back to Peach Creek.

It was rather dense when he brought the culprit to the fortress, everyone applauded the heroes for catching the criminal, angered now at said criminal who ate all the food. Mite plopped the cat onto the middle of the cul-de-sac and a bunch of the residents and denizens of the neighborhood began clapping for their victory. In an instant, everyone glared at the tied up cat who was struggling.

"What you people are gonna do with him?" Mite asked the residents, he wanted to know their moral compass.

"Bury him alive with poisonous snakes!"

"Make him my new coat!"

"Make him watch go on a diet!"

"Is the diet thing going a bit too far?" Mite questioned the mob, he saw then raising torches and pitchforks at the cat who looked EXTREMELY frightened on what is going to happen to him. We can tell by the cat's sheepish smile.

"Whoa, whoa, people. What are we, a bunch of animals?" Mite looked at ManBearPig who was still eating the food he brought from the pile, "Look, so you guys wouldn't get your hands dirty, I'll try taking him to jail tomorrow and try to find the rest of the supplies, alright? Deal?" He reasoned with the crowd and heard inaudible murmurs through it.

"Alright! Deal!" He heard a man yell from the background and everyone dropped their angry mob weapons and proceeded to going do to what they were doing earlier.

"Whew, thank goodness-" Garfield looked up to see Mite holding his Missile Gloves at him.

"Don't think this is over yet." He warned him in a dark tone. He then began dragging the cat to the forest along with the group.

Wait, did the author write this line already?

They wandered into the forest, using their senses to track down the missing supplies.

When they meant senses, they meant GIR's pointing.

"TACO!" GIR yelled repeatedly as he pointed, Bell held the robot up.

"Can't we just eat the cat? ManBearPig looks like he is running outta food." Bell asked and Mite and Aya responded with obviously disturbed faces. ManBearPig was still munching on his food, not having a care in the world.

"Nah...we're here where he hid the supplies," He briefly looked down at Garfield, seeing at the cat peacefully sleeping, "Wake up." He kicked the anus of the cat who yelped in surprise.

"Aw, why do you have to do that? It was surely, not a nice thing to do." Garfield said, using his feet to rub the bruise on his butt.

"You deserve it." Mite answered plainly, resuming his walk.

"Look at you! You have a maid, some sadist taking care of a robot and a man/bear/pig-thing!" Garfield pointed out, only to be kicked at the anus again. Mite looked around to see it was nighttime. Everyone just stopped walking to notice it was nighttime also.

"Wow, never noticed until now." Bell said to herself.

"Okay...now we gotta camp, I'll make the food." Mite sighed and Bell jumped up in happiness, she did love Mite's cooking the best.

Everyone set camp in the middle of the forest, the tiny tents they shared were comfortable enough. ManBearPig was sleeping outside and along with everyone, waiting for Mite's famous cooking to commence over the fireplace. What Mite cooked for Garfield was a stick filled with fire ants in which the cat found it highly enjoyable to eat.

"Alright, here is my famous cooking!" Mite picked up what he cooked over the fire was some rabbit and squirrel parts with some herbs he found in the forest, Bell and ManBearPig grabbed a clean stick from the ground and jabbed it into the meat, devouring the morsels instantly, GIR wasn't eating due to being a robot and was stuffing leaves into its head. Mite and Aya (the civilized folk) jabbed their sticks (this is sounding extremely pornographic) into the meat gently and chewed with each bite.

After awhile, everyone was done eating and Bell plopped on the ground, looking very famished.

"I'm so full! Yet, I need more." She grabbed some more food and pumped it down her mouth. She comically exploded with guts and blood all over the place while GIR was dancing on her remains. Mite and Aya secretly looked by the tent at the gory mess that happened.

"Is she gonna be-?"

"Yeah, the author will bring her back the next chapter." Mite looked back at Aya who was huddled to the corner, "You okay?"

"Just worried, you know." She looked at the moon through the net-like window-thing.

"About what?"

"You know my father right?"

"Oh yeah." Mite remembered her brutally scarring backstory, "What about him?"

"I think I'm gonna be like him." Aya said worriedly, Mite just flipped her over and the two looked into each other's eyes.

"You are NOT a murderer, you are NOT a killer, you are NOT a sadist. You are YOU and YOU only." He stared into her eyes and began pressing his face closer to hers.

And closer.

And closer.

Until the author decided to put a cliffhanger.

YEAH, YOU GUYS KNOW THE CLIFFHANGERS ARE AMAZINGLY AMAZING.

edit: IF ANIME ENDS I WILL EAT SOMEONE.

STAY TUNED.