Inventor-7


I named this chapter out of my most LOYAL (and enraged) reviewers.

Love how he said '%#$! YOU!' nicely.

Also a very sexy reviewer (wink).

edit: you know what his name is?

STORY IS NOW.


"I hate everyone on Earth as of now." Mite muttered to himself as he was tied up, since the last chapter, he was put down quickly along with everyone else and tied up.

"How did you get pinned down so easily?" Bell asked innocently. Typical of her.

"How come you didn't help me?" He asked in a rather mocking innocent tone.

"Well, because you kept on banging on the wall, we are now TRAPPED IN HERE!" The two began bickering with each other much to everyone else's amusement or annoyance.

"You two! Shut up! Damn, you're making me lose my tunes in the guitar." The two stopped arguing to look who interrupted them. A Fusion who was in his twenties came out of a corner, holding a guitar which looked like it was supposed to be in a rock and roll band.

"Who the hell are you?" Mite asked, the Fusion sighed in grief, putting a hand on his face.

"Why doesn't anyone know me? It is I! Fusion Scott Pilgrim!" The Fusion then flipped open his guitar and did a stereotypical strumming on it. It made a rather rock and roll taste noise. Everyone just looked dumbfound at the Fusion who had so much personality. The guitarist put the guitar back on his back and coughed.

"Anyhow, I got you all trapped now-"

"Er, I'm a cat, can you let me go? Not like I'll do anything terrible or whatever?" Garfield pleaded in order to escape, everyone glared at the cat in disgust except Aya, ManBearPig and GIR. So it was only Mite and Bell.

"What are ya planning, trying to take over Peach Creek with robots made out of supplies?" Bell asked the Fusion who scratched his head awkwardly.

"Yeah, not the most original plan but orders are orders. I might try to get a girlfriend in the meantime. Hopefully." The Fusion muttered to himself, walking around in circles before stopping, "Is my hair alright? I wanna look good for my first date."

"CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?!" Aya suddenly bursted out, everyone looked at her in surprise of how out of character she just went but she immediately apologized afterward, "Sorry."

"Aw! That is so adorable! Can I keep her?" Fusion Scott Pilgrim asked.

"NO!" Mite angrily refused. He wouldn't give anybody up, not ever.

"Alright, alright. Just asking. She looks too young for me. I'm not a pedo." Just then a brown bear just crawled behind the Fusion but he didn't notice. The bear made everyone very afraid.

"Uh...was that-?" Mite started but the bear disappeared, Fusion Scott began strumming his guitar.

"Sorry, looks like the supplies ran out." The Fusion stared at the now empty conveyor belt at the distance, "Looks like the girlfriend searching will begin."

"You can't-"

"Sorry, green haired boy (I don't know why you dyed it that way). Gotta run!" Then out of nowhere, a bunch of robots came out and carried the Fusion away. The Fusion left with the tied up group.

"Well, we are likely gonna die, who wants to say last regrets?" Mite asked everyone who nodded.

"My last regret is having white hair, I look too old." She said and Mite nodded with respect.

"Mine would be murdering my dad brutally." Aya said and everyone except Mite looked at her in shock.

"Really? You're a killer?" Bell asked hesitantly, she know was afraid of what this girl can do. And what she can do to get to Mite.

"Yup, you're turn ManBearPig." Everyone turned to look at ManBearPig who roared in response.

"What about you GIR?" Bell asked her adopted child.

"I WANT CHOCOLATE TACOS!" GIR yelled in response, making everyone attempt to cover their ears but remembered they were tied.

"My ears!" Mite yelled, Aya cried, ManBearPig roared in pain and Bell hummed in response.

"Garfield?" Mite finally asked their prisoner, the cat shrugged and looked at the ceiling wistfully.

"Beats me. I wish I had more food." As of now, Mite was pinned to the floor by Bell to prevent him from angry attacking the cat.

"Okay! Who wants to tell us our most embarrassing stories?!" Bell asked everyone and Mite calmed down and regained composure.

"Yeah, I should start." He started, "Back at the Academy, there was this moment when some kids there thought I was so badass, I was gay. And..."

"And what?" Bell said with a smile, she knew this story before.

"They pulled down my pants at gym class and tried ti make me hump a tree." With that, Bell and Garfield burst out laughing as Aya looked horrified and GIR and ManBearPig indifferent.

"Right, my turn." Bell began telling her story, "After I slept with Mite..."

"WHAT?!" Aya and Garfield screeched out in shock but Bell did a 'tsk, tsk' at them.

"After I LITERALLY slept with him, I felt something warm on my hand and I thought it was GIR but I realized GIR was supposed to be cold metal and I found out what I was touching..."

"Was my boxer covered penis, correct?" Mite asked with a sigh and Bell had a red and flustered face. Mite actually never knew this up to this point, now he knew. Great, now he was pushing dirty thoughts of that hand on his...junk.

"Aya! You're turn!" Mite said to the girl who jumped in surprise.

"Well, I was once trying to spell the letter 'apple' and I said PP." Her face read absolute shame and the three sane members of the group wanted to slap their faces.

"ManBearPig...and he can't talk. I remember. GIR!"

"TACO!"

"Alright." Mite said and skipped the two, "Garfield or fat bastard?"

"Well...I got fatter once." At this point, everyone laughed but then paused when they realized he was serious.

"That is impossible!" Mite yelled in disbelief.

"I agree completely!" Bell agreed with Mite.

"Alright, can we stop these conversations and get out of here?" Garfield asked everyone.

"Say wha-"

"Look, I'm a cat! Claws. Duh." Garfield just stood up, the ropes that were supposed to be tied around him were now cut and lying on his feet, "How do you think I escaped the vine you tied me with?"

"GET US OUT OF HERE!" Mite yelled angrily at the cat.

"Alright, alright. Sheesh." The cat approached them. Once they were out of there, they would go to war.


DONE.

EXAMS WILL KILL ME.

edit: His name is...JOHN CENA!

STAY TUNED.