I Am Not Wet
To nightmaster000: NO LEMONS, NOPE NOPE.
To Inventor-7: I bet in one place during Mardi Gras that somebody will be the Slenderman and scare everyone.
To superdupahrwriter101: I agree with what your question was. I agree.
To the other guy: Squid Girl will definitely have NO army.
Tell me in the reviews if you ship BellXMite to the point of orgasm (if your fapping to this, my god). I would be satisfied if you guys scream 'THE SHIP WAS SAILED'.
edit: I made the ship with rockets to fly high into the air.
STORY IS NOW.
"Gah!" The group popped out of the submarine, the trip was extremely painful to begin with and the speed of light was extremely powerful. They looked around for a brief moment, looking at the odd buildings surrounding the dock they were on, seeing passengers get off the sub. They also looked at the sky which had flower outlines for clouds.
"The fu-" Mite said as he looked around to realize they were underwater, "Guys?"
"What is it Mite?" Aya asked.
"I think we're underwater..." Everyone paused for a brief moment before nearly collapsing. They tried holding their breath for the longest but after turning blue, their body systems automatically forced them to breathe and they discovered that they COULD.
"Yay! We're not drowning!" Bell screamed into happiness, grabbing GIR and holding him into the air Lion King style.
"Okay...enough Disney references but how are we-" Mite felt something trying to scream at him. It was his stomach, "Damn, light speed works up an appetite."
"I'm hungry too..." Bell said, rubbing her stomach. Everyone rubbed their stomachs, hungry.
"Okay, we should find a place to eat." The group walked away to find a place to snack on.
"Here it is?" Mite looked at the restaurant, looked like a giant wooden lobster trap. There was a stand saying the restaurant was called the Krusty Krab. Most original name ever, next to Mite's.
"C'mon, I'm NOT starving." Garfield said sarcastically. The group went into the restaurant, seeing it surprisingly not so crowded.
"Ah..." Someone came out the a door next to the boat for a cashier stand. It was a sponge, surprisingly, "Business is slow as usual." The sponge looked at the group and had his eyes widened.
"Hello! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! Home of the finest burgers, how may I help you?" The sponge said, he had a hat on, so he must be an employee.
"Why are the burgers crossed out?" Bell pointed at the menu sign, seeing the first place holder has been cross out.
"The Krabby Patty has been banned until this forcefield around this town made by this blasted Fusions. Apparently all people who ate even one Krabby Patty cannot go through it. Dexter has banned anyone from entering. Business has been slow since and everyone who lives in this city has already eaten it but Dexter still refuses to let them be sold! Our cashier Squidward made it out along with the manager/owner/founder of this fine establishment, Mr Krabs but I'm stuck here." Spongebob sighed, Bell and Mite now felt pretty bad along with Aya. Everyone else didn't have some sense for pity.
"We'll help, after we eat." Mite told the sponge and the group shot up, Mite was grabbed by Bell who nudged him in the corner.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"Being nice." He whispered, "What is wrong with that?!"
"We are on vacation! Not working here for the hell of it!" She hissed at him.
"Says the girl who's too flat chested to wear a bikini! You're too scared of wearing it on 'vacation'"
"What was that?!" She readied a fist to punch him with.
"Um...here." The employee came up, holding a stacking pile of trays filled with food with all fast food types except burgers, "Sorry no Krabby Patties, this is free since you are so nice to help."
"Oh!" Bell dropped Mite onto and went over to the food, mouth watering, seems like she forgot the 'flat chested bikini argument', "I'll make this slide. Only once." She eyed Mite evilly. Mite gulped, thinking she might rape him later.
Oh god, he's becoming a pervert.
It was later in the Krusty Krab, it was silent, barely voided of customers except for the occasional passerby picking up some fries. The group wore hats with a little cute anchor put on it. Aya was busy sweeping the floor, Garfield was on lookout duty for customers, ManBearPig was dressed in a Krabby Patty outfit outside, Spongebob was back at the kitchen, busy laying out ingredients to cook, Bell was at the cashier stand, GIR was wondering around the area waiting for orders to serve and Mite was busy taking out the garbage.
"Hey." He came back from cleaning up, Bell pouted at him while sitting on the cashier seat. Mite jumped inside the boat for a stand and sat next to her, "So...sorry."
"For what?"
"Shoulda told ya there is such a thing as breast padding." He was lightly punched by Bell who smiled at him.
"True, never stopped the boys from flirting with me at the Academy." She smiled, remembering how Mite nearly went ballistic when one boy tried to ask her out. That boy is dead now.
"Well, never using Viagra never stopped girls from flirting with me either." He then fondly remembered when they stumbled upon some girls talking how cute he was (which he applauded at), Bell killed those girls. Literally in fact. The two realized they haven't been arrested yet and wonder why they haven't.
"Should we speak of our acts of murder silent, Bell?"
"We have dumped the bodies, we shall never speak of this again." She answered and the two looked straight at you, the reader.
"Seems like you found out too much." Mite said, taking out his Missile Gloves, Bell summoned the FATE and slowly crept up behind you...
(SORRY FOR THAT EXTREMELY DARK JOKE, THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, NO FOURTH WALL BREAKING, HERE IS THE REAL THING).
The two laughed, remembering all those times. They then noticed something on their hands.
They were holding hands.
The two stopped and looked at their locked hands and both realized their faces inched closer to each other...
And closer...
And closer...
"We would like to bring you a special report!" The two were interrupted from their near kissing session to see a TV they never noticed hanged in front of the cashier stand. A realistic fish head popped out of the scream wearing a brown suit and a headset seemingly photoshopped on him, "We have a special report, the search for the Bikini Bottom traitor is still high, the city shall award anybody if they hand over extremely vital information leading to the capture of said traitor." The TV turned off immediately after that and Spongebob was peeking behind.
"What was that?" Mite asked the sponge.
"All TVs are with that. There is...battleship army above Bikini Bottom from the planet in the sky." Spongebob glanced at the transparent walls, the three wondered what the hell was happening up there.
"FB! FG! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Fuse screamed, playing hide-n-seek with those two, they were in the middle of the castle's foyer staircase. He then sensed something underneath him and he smiled.
"GOTCHA!" He jumped down, seeing the two Fusions hiding behind the staircase. Lately, Fuse has been a father to Fusion GIR extremely well, always playing games with him. Fusion Bell was a constant enjoyment for him also. He smiled when he saw the two, desperately in the corner while laughing. He grabbed Fusion Bell's leg and dragged her out.
"Aw? Daddy found us!" She said playfully to Fusion GIR, she had been calling Fuse daddy in front of the robot for the sake of a father figure. By this point, Fusion Bell didn't look like Bell at all. She had the same light green hair and light red eyes but she wore a red hoodie and blue shorts and had black sneakers. There was an extreme difference in hairstyle though, she had large bangs covering her forehead , the end of her hair had her diadem but not quite as you expected. The end of her hair had the diadem flexible tied at the end, there was bow on top of it for a 'cute' effect and the rest of the hair after the diadem being tied is a simple string of green hair (Fuko from Clannad). Fuse thought it was adorable.
"DADDY!" Fusion GIR came and hugged his leg, Fuse patted the robots head.
"So, rumor has been going about that you gave birth to Fusion GIR because of me." Fuse had a smug look on his face, making Fusion Bell blush, "They said my smile arouses you."
"NO! It doesn't make me...wet." She blushed at that statement. Fuse laughed, seeing how red she was.
"It is a mystery." Mite muttered, looking at the planet in the sky, "By the way, continue."
"Oh yeah, well, some soldiers came by with a Fusion monster in a jail. They told everyone that the monster told them some resident betrayed the town and that was why there was a fleet of ships above us." Spongebob told them. The two looked around the area seeing if there was a spy.
"So, Spongebob, who do you think is the traitor?"
"Well, it would obviously be the guy across the street. He's Plankton and he's a...yeah. He's been rivals with Mr Krabs for years and tried to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula. Haven't seen him try to get it lately, in fact, I barely see him anymore." The sponge pointed to the bucket-like building across the street read CHUM BUCKET. Mite secretly took out the Gloves.
"Let's roll."
I AM LAUGHING AT MY SERIOUS JOKE.
edit: THE KILLING JOKE TO BE PRECISE.
STAY TUNED.