Planktons and Barnacles
TO REVIEWS: YOU'VE BEEN SPOOKED. BY THE SPOOKY, SPOOKY MITE AND BELL.
edit: I love that sentence above us.
STORY IS NOW.
Aya had a crazy father. Mite was the Fusion of the leader of Fusions. Bell was an experiment. GIR was...GIR. ManBearPig was hunted down by Al Gore. Garfield was an asshole. Having them as a group would be weird.
The author is now slapping his head on what just happened in his head.
"Well, here it is." After a short walking the group along with the fast food employee. They went over to the doorway of the giant bucket shaped restaurant.
"Alright, here is the plan." Garfield began saying 'huma, huma, huma' much to the group's confusion.
"Why are you doing that?"
"I thought all groups talk their plans like that." Garfield defended himself and Mite slapped the cat in the head.
"I say...WE BREAK THE DOOR DOWN!" Bell brought out the FATE and kicked the door down.
"Why would you bring out FATE when you kick the door down?!" Mite yelled at her logically.
"I'm gonna turn this bad guy to green sausage!" She barged into the empty restaurant with the giant sword. The rest of the group went in to see nothing was there but a computer monitor on the table.
"Karen?" Spongebob approached the broken piece of technology. Spongebob noticed a note (GEDDIT) on the computer. Spongebob took it and read through it.
"What does it say?" Spongebob handed the note to Mite, "Dear yourself, remember to fix Karen due to that water leak earlier." Mite threw the note onto the floor and saw a screwdriver still attached to the machine.
"Someone was still busy fixing with this. I saw this when father showed a corpse with a shrapnel of metal-"
"ALRIGHT! THAT IS ENOUGH!" Garfield put a mouth over Aya's mouth before she can speak more blasphemy.
"Then where the hell is he?!" Bell began jumping up and down, ready to kill some asses.
"OW!"
Bell stopped jumping, hearing the faint voice, she slowly jumped again.
"OW! OW!"
Bell began jumping up and down ballistically, the 'ows' getting louder. Bell then peeked at her shoe and shrieked to the point another dimension can hear her.
"Gaby?"
"Hmm?"
"Did you hear that?"
"Kinda, c'mon! I'm gonna teach ya magic!"
"OHMAHGOD!" She kicked her shoe off much to the confusion of everyone.
"What is it?" Mite came over to her. He bent over the shoo as Bell scooted away from it. He flipped it over with his hands to look at the soles to see some green substance all over it, "What the fu-OH JESUS!" He saw an eye appear on the substance and he shrieked like Bell to the point anther dimension can hear him.
"Cupa!? What the hell is that noise?!"
"Toby! I'm scaaaaaarrrreeeeeedddddd!"
"Jeez! Looks like semen of a Fusion!" Mite then had...disturbing thoughts. He went back to the shoe and saw antennas popped out of the smudge.
"Plankton?" Spongebob went towards the shoe and used his hands to pull the substance out, the green substance reverted to a...pickle with an eye with antennas?
"Hey! Hey! Watch it Spongeboob!" The person who was the supposed major suspect of betrayal of an entire town ranted. The small creature began stomping on the floor with his stubby legs.
"Halt!" Mite yelled in a police fashion, and that was when Bell stepped in...
"You are under arrest for treason against the people of Bikini Bottom! You have the right to remain silent!"
"WOO! SILENT!" GIR screamed everywhere. Bell grabbed her shoe and out it back on.
"Whoa! What is the big hustle about?" Plankton asked casually, Mite's hand turned into a bigass fist.
"You know! You betrayed your own town to a bunch of green aliens!" Mite accused like Miles Edgeworth.
"OBJECTION! There is no evidence to support this!" Plankton yelled, getting a ridiculous wig.
"OBJECTION! There is no evidence either to support your innocence!"
"OBJECTION! It is the jury's duty do decide the fate of the defendant!"
"OBJECTION! They will pick me over you because I'm sexy!"
"OBJECTION!"
"OBJECTION!"
"Hold it!" Fish wearing cop uniforms went inside, holding their guns around the...plankton.
"Hey! What is the meaning of this?!" Plankton was promptly grabbed by the cops and tiny handcuffs were put on him.
"We have a warrant for your arrest Plankton, anything you say can and will be used against you in court." The cop handcuffing him said.
"Whoa! What the hell?! Why didn't you do this earlier?!"
"We got a anonymous tip, submitting evidence of the crimes Plankton has done to betray the city."
"I didn't do it, I swear!" Plankton yelled angrily.
"Yeah right, see ya in prison!" Mite and Bell stuck their tongues out immaturely (screw that, look at the goddamn AUTHOR).
"NOOOOOOOO! Karen, do something-oh wait." Plankton looked at the broken computer as he was being dragged away by the police.
"Well. That was easy." Mite muttered, looking at Plankton being taken to a police vehicle.
"Alright, we should get going. Those patties aren't gonna flip themselves!" Spongebob skipped out of the revolting smelling restaurant. The group followed the sponge.
"Okay...what should we do?" Mite and Bell said in unison, they were bored with all the waiting at the cash register.
"Rock, paper, scissors?" Bell suggested.
"Sounds boring."
"We should spice it up then."
"Like what?"
"Strip rock, paper, scissors?" Mite looked flabbergasted at her.
"We're in public and we'll likely see each others...privates." He pointed out and Bell nodded.
"Okay, we'll do it in hiding!" She grabbed his head and the two crouched deeper into the desk.
"Um...aren't we working?"
"Yeah dumbass but still..." She leaned closer to him. Mite then smelled her a bit, realizing her entire odor has been covered with the smell of kitchen fumes. That must be why she was acting so...horny, "Wanna change it?"
"Yeah! I'm pretty sure I wanna change something that doesn't have nudity!"
"Okay, kissing rock, paper, scissors?"
"WHAT."
"You know, where the loser has to kiss the winner." She smiled lewdly, her voice sounded slurred, an effect of the smell of patties all days.
"Okay, okay. Just don't get aroused while it happens." The two then began playing as Mite hoped that he really didn't have to kiss her. The tow began shaking their hands and Mite had rock, Bell had paper.
"Aw! Guess what~" She puckered her lips, inches away from his face. Mite felt awkward to the point of hormones were being reduced to an uncomfortable baby.
"Can you be less cheesy and just open your mouth slightly." She did what she was told and stopped puckering, Mite then DIDN'T realized he was aiming for her lips also. They leaned closer and closer...
And of course, there was the author's booming.
BOOM.
The two backed off feeling a large tremor coming from...every angle that ever existed. The two jumped out of the cash register and ran outside along with everyone else. They were greeted by something that can horrify Mite even.
"Is that a-?" Aya started.
"Yup Bell, a giant submarine." Mite said and everyone looked at the massive ship hovering over the town, the thing can likely be seen from more than half of the city!
"Nya? What happened?" Bell shook her head, recovering from her dazed state.
"Oh, you sniffed some fumes. Nothing too bad." Mite told her. Bell nodded and looked up at the sky.
"SWEET MOTHER OF BUDDHA. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Bell screamed, grabbing GIR.
"Don't know. But I'm not sitting here to find out." Mite went back inside the restaurant and brought out a large propane tank, "Who's in?" Everyone except Spongebob raised their hands.
"Woo!" Bell hopped onto the front.
"Shotgun!" Mite hopped onto the back on her as GIR hugged onto Mite's neck. Everyone else went on with ManBearPig at the back.
"Bye Spongebob! See you in the other side or above you." Spongebob waved back, "ManBearPig! Let em' rip!" ManBearPig used its fist and punched the tank which exploded, incinerating everyone on it.
Just kidding. Gotcha like last time, correct? Kinda like the spooky Bell and Mite.
They flew into the air into the air (or water that is) and rode the propane tank, heading for the submarine.
"I wonder if that tank will explode-" The moment the tank disappeared above the deck of the submarine, an explosion can be seen, startling Spongebob, "Of course."
WOO! INVENTOR-7, FORGIVE MY FOURTH WALL DESTRUCTION.
edit: SPOOKY SPOOKY MITE AND BELL?
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