Into Fire

To Inventor-7: Mardi Gras, eh?

edit: I forgot what Mardi Gras was by this point.

STORY IS NOW.

Mite dodged a laser shot from HARM, Bell grabbed GIR and reflected back another with with FATE. ManBearPig and Garfield was dancing around trying to dodge the lasers as Aya just stood there, not laser hitting her at all. HARM didn't think she was threatening enough.

"Crap!" Mite saw a humongous blade come out of the ceiling and tried slicing the boy down but Mite kept on ducking, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

"DANCE LITTLE-" HARM was promptly silenced by Bell spanking the screen monitor with her sword, "OW, I FEEL PAIN."

"Screw you!" Before Bell can strike it, she was abruptly pulled her sword by a claw on the ceiling, she began squirming, trying to get down, "Mite! Don't you dare look!"

"Look at wha-" Mite paused, looking up seeing her...particular clothing up her skirt. He has seen it already but now this just felt awkward. Everyone stared at Mite, still staring up.

"What in the blazes? Such a perverse act! Cover my eyes-oh wait." HARM's screen went dark. Everyone else just stared at the two as Bell looked down, staring down at Mite who was STILL looking up.

"Uh...Mite, can you look down a bit?" She asked him, she let go of the sword with dematerialized and dropped onto the floor, putting GIR down and the two best friends just stared at each other.

Bell kicked his nuts.

"HMMMMMM." Mite silently groaned to himself in pain.

"Hentai!" Bell began beating the shins out of him as everyone watched. It made sense due to how 'being very private about privates' she was. The bystanders just watched the beating getting more painful to watch.

"I can highly think that everyone agrees that Mite is in serious pain?" Garfield spoke suddenly making everyone agree.

"Yes, also this place also has a familiar feel to father's laboratory." Aya shuttered remembering the freaky things that dwelled within still.

"I LIKE TACOS!" GIR screamed as ManBearPig roared. Bell was busy still kicking the ass out of Mite as one person within the room had enough.

"This is a revolting display of barbarians!" HARM's screen shot up and hands came from the ceiling separating the two. Bell still tried beating him but the hand kept pulling her farther.

"Should we do something?" Aya asked the cat.

"Nah, just go with the flow. I watched enough television movies to see interfering is very bad in these situations." Garfield told her. Everyone resumed watching the display of humorous violence.

Those two really were everyone's OTP.

"Just one hit! Something enough to scar him with!" Bell tried getting out of the robot's grasp but it held her down tighter.

"No! Young lady you shall heed my word!" Bell went silent hearing the authority of the voice of HARM, "Now apologize to your brother-I mean Mite this instant!"

"Sorry Mite..." Bell apologized, not sympathetic for anything. HARM felt like that was enough and let the two down, Mite landing flat on his face, screaming in anguish.

"Now, hug and make up." HARM used a 'hand' and lifted Mite to make him stand again and used both hands and pushed the two towards each other. Mite and Bell looked at each other in the most awkward friendship fashions as possible.

"Sorry?" Mite said hesitantly, the two looked at the computer which the red dot for an eye began moving up and down in approval. The two then moved slowly towards and began hugging in the worst way possible. The two kept rubbing each other's back as tradition and then separated after hugging for awhile.

"Aw, see, now wasn't that hard? Now kiss."

"WHAT." The two shouted at the computer's demands.

"Just joking in a sadistic way." Lasers began popping from the ceiling, "I am highly sorry for the pain that shall torture you but it is necessary." The lasers above began charging up. Everyone closed their eyes, bracing themselves until rather an unexpected thong happened.

"What the fu-" Everyone vanished from the room in a blast of light, leaving HARM ceasing fire.

"Drat! Wippy, wopple, bombsaget!" HARM began muttering gibberish, "I might as well escape into another system. Seems like Plan A is a failure." The dot of the computer completely disappeared, leaving the ship devoid of anything.

The entire group landed onto the familiar sand of Bikini Bottom. Everyone looked around to see they were out of the ship.

"The heck?" Mite's phone rang and he took it out, he opened it and it instantly came out the face of a familiar alcoholic, "Quigi, you bastard."

"Hey! I got you out of the ship by locking onto life signs, easy since it was empty." Quigi said with a smile, "So, what do have to tell me?"

"There is a computer virus named HARM, it can and I repeat can go through any security system. I'll save the details for later but better tighten Norton." Quigi nodded and the phone bleeped out. Everyone stared onto the submarine in the sky as it was shot by missiles.

"Ouch." Bell began wooing at the large explosions that were supposed to be less explode-y. It looked painful if they were on it.

"Damn, just damn." Mite glanced and Bell who became red, remembering their hug. Mite looked away instantly, becoming red as well.

"Jeez, seems like there is some sexual tension between you two." Garfield butted in and Mite kicked his face onto the ground.

"Okay, I am sorry for your imprisonment and sorry for squishing you and sorry for many things I would NOT like to mention." Mite began apologizing to the sea creature who was tapping his stubby foot while at the Chum Bucket. Mite got him out of prison fortunately, he couldn't just let them falsely take prisoners, can he?

"Yeah, yeah, tell it to my wife-oh wait." Plankton looked at the broken computer, "Well, of ya ain't gonna buy some grub, SCRAM!" Mitre raised his hands up and began walking out of the place backwards. He walked out where he met his group.

"Could have gone better?" Bell asked him.

"This is the better." Mite looked at the bucket, "Smells like crap."

"We said bye to Spongebob, we gotta go." Garfield told him and Mite nodded.

"OKAY, TO ADVENTURE."

"We gotta go through the submarine first."

"BUT FIRST, THE SUBMARINE."

"Okay, stuck in the middle of nowhere." The group were on their truck. It overheated since awhile ago and they were waiting for it to cool off. Aya was busy cleaning her chainsaw, ManBearPig was busy mauling a deer, Garfield was sleeping and Bell, GIR, and Mite were inside the car.

"So...does this make the friendship thing between us a bit thinning?"

"What?"

"No, not saying us being friends is weaker but that...everyone is thinking we're more than that." He told her and Bell winced.

"So, everyone thinks I'm your waifu?"

"No, everyone thinks I'M your waifu." The two began laughing and looked at the windshield. They then felt something was horrible wrong.

"Do you feel it Bell?"

"Yeah, it is the kind of feeling that I'm glad and horrified at the same time." The two looked back and forth between the windshield and themselves until something just went SPLAT all over the window.

"Hey!" Mina yelled as she and Lucas were stuck onto it, they must have threw themselves so fast that they just went splat all over it.

How did Mite and Bell respond?

By activating the thing to clean windshield with.

Not even the author knows its name.

HEY! AM I GOING OVERBOARD WITH MITE AND BELL'S RELATIONSHIP? TELL ME IN THE REVIEWS.

ALMOST FIFTY CHAPS GUYS, ALMOST THERE!

edit: I went overboard.

STAY TUNED.