Mite's Fetish
HEEEEEEYYYYYY. Do you guys like the FBxFuse thing going on here? Just wanna know. ALSO SURPRISE, SEASON FINALE (not an appropriate title though).
Also guys, I suffered through a great depression during the time I wrote this; the details I won't tell. It was a very emotionally damaging experience but I won't reflect it back on this fic...yet. I'm very serious, I'm having this happy outlook right now but as of now, I'm just lying to myself. I just gave up on hope for the people on this planet in general and hopefully you guys don't consider me a drag for giving this long paragraph. The only thing I can do is write to keep my mind off it. I feel a bit (a lot) hallow lately but I'm not quitting! I'm not a coward who has no hope, I'm a coward with no hope but fights on!
To Inventor-7: Well, not fitting to canon. You'll find out what happens.
edit: Just kidding! I'm fine!
STORY IS NOW.
Quigi was up all night, breaking into security codes of his own lab just to make sure the virus Mite said can't get in. He couldn't track it, it was gone from his systems. He tried luring it into his watch but nothing happened. Well a few things happened but the HARM AI...
It was gone just like that.
Quigi also learned something about Mite by hacking into his phone.
He had a maid outfit fetish.
Well, you could say Mite isn't even AWARE of his fetish but he has shown concerned as said in his calendar, DO NOT GO NEAR A MAID CAFÉ AT ALL COSTS. It even mentioned him burning Bell's supposed outfit.
Quigi laughed so hard.
Fuse still used lemon scented lotion on his head to think properly in distressing times. He had been a major recluse at using it but then he had FB.
"Hey."
"Hmm?" Fusion Bell chimed in coming into the room, the girl had this really hellish idea just to tease the young king.
This idea was gonna suck bad.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Fuse covered his eyes, seeing the girl in a white and black maid outfit. Fusion GIR wasn't here, he was playing at the castle gardens, "WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?!"
"What? I can't wear anything I want?" She fumed, Fuse was still busy shaking and covering his eyes. He never had problems with maid outfits before but why now? Just why?
"I know but why that?"
"Kinda thought you would like it." She then went and sat down next to him, "Why do you have such a big problem with it?"
"Various reasons not even I know."
"Suit yourself."
"Can you please tell me your wearing underwear?"
"Oh my-"
"Don't freak out!"
"Are you trying to seduce me with foreplay?! I was lonely before and I don't need this!" Fuse closed his eyes and ready jumped out of the window.
Which he did.
"Fuse-y!" Bell called him by another nickname and looked at the window while fixing her maid cap, Fuse was on the ground, broken basically, "Sorry! I'm flat and I thought I didn't need underwear!"
"Yeah, look where it got me!" Fuse was then promptly hugged by Fusion GIR who was next to him, "Thanks son."
It was awhile since their reunion with Mina and Lucas. Mite and Bell couldn't have been much happier seeing their friends again. Mina and Lucas to.d the group the stories and hell they went through tracking Mite and Bell down. They got stuck in a crevasse, nearly been sacrificed by a bunch of tribesmen, being stuck in a pizzeria with haunted animatronics, etcetera. Mite and Bell told their share of stories and the four bonded like old times. Lucas also recommended GIR should be taught while they were on their travels which made sense.
"Alright, have you two gotten married yet?" Mina asked and the two were blushing deathly.
"No! Nope! We are NOT married!" Mite denied, being as assertive as ever
"So...sexual partners!" Mina concluded and the two nearly fell back. Luckily Aya was able to push them back up with difficulty. Aya had been the most connected to the new friends out of everyone of the rest of the group and was having a good conversation with Lucas before Mina began suggesting lewd things to Mite and Bell.
"We are not into that!" Bell said but Mina merely smiled in response.
"Then why did you have a maid outfit?"
"Various reasons not even I know."
"I burned it." Mite admitted much to Bell's chagrin.
"Okay, okay, but you two have to plan on getting married!" Mina yelled at the two, "I'll get you your dress, your hotel room after the wedding and protection, lots of protection!"
"NO!" The two shouted in unison. Mite stood up and began running away into the forest, leading everything he had behind.
"What's his problem? Garfield came back holding a dead rabbit. Bell could only shrug.
"Hmm?" Mite grabbed his phone which was ringing. He knew the only person who would actually phone him, "Quigi."
"Hey!"
"What are you doing on my hotline?"
"Just telling ya that I'm tracking down the HARM guy you were talking about."
"And?"
"I was reading through Youtube comments."
"You are aware everyone online hates Skyward Sword, correct?"
"Those guys are sinners who should be put down like animals." Quigi replied darkly, Mite couldn't help agree that Youtube comments ARE EVIL AND SHOULD BE ANNIHILATED FROM THIS PLANET.
"So, back to the subject?"
"Oh yeah, I tried luring HARM into my watch. It failed horrible, long story short, I had to run away from the gang." Mite shuttered at the mere thought of Quigi dodging pasta filled bullets, "HARM's also in the forest."
"Which one?"
"He transported into a nearby mini cybernetic tank-"
"Which one?" Mite repeated and that was when things went real quiet.
"Over at..." Quigi began explaining the location and Mite nearly puked in response.
"That is where I'm at."
"Well, you better shut down this phone, HARM could be listening in out conversation." Mite then turned off his phone and put it in his pocket. He then looked around and heard a shaking in a bush.
"Who goes there! HARM?!" Mite tried bringing out his weapons but was too slow when the person in question came out.
"Hey! Don't shoot!" It was Fusion Bell, after all of this time. Mite nearly dropped his jaw in surprise seeing her.
"Fusion Bell, I know it IS you but you look...different!" He pointed out her new look. She wore a dark pink hoodie and blue shorts, "A good different. Sorry."
"Do you like it?"
"Yeah, very but why are you here?" Mite questioned but the girl only giggled.
"Just saying I don't have romantic feelings for you anymore." She said and Mite widened his eyes, half in shock and half in relief.
"So you just came here to tell me that?"
"Yup!"
"So...why don't you like me anymore?"
"I actually like someone else...no, I love him." She said, embarrassed as it is. She just admitted her love for the person who was her best friend, "I don't know if he likes me back so I'm asking for your advice-" Another Fusion came out of the bush which was strikingly familiar to one...
"Daddy!" Fusion GIR came and hugged Mite's leg. The boy didn't even bother to remove the robot off his leg, felt familiar.
"Why did he call me daddy?" He asked Fusion Bell who was busy whistling.
"About that..." Before Fusion Bell can say anything, Fusion GIR was busy running around in circles around Mite's leg, screaming. In the meanwhile, a lone tank was on a tree above them, aiming for Mite's head with a needle injected with sleeping fluids. The tank then decided to aim for Mite's leg instead but didn't notice the robot circling around him.
"Now, perhaps my aim is rather quite bad." HARM fired the needle, "Or perhaps not." The needle went straight at the leg but there was certain robot who blocked the way.
BOOM, HEADSHOT.
To FB and Mite's horror, Fusion GIR's head was pierced by a needle, falling onto the floor as wiring spilled out of the hole that the needle made and sparks flew everyone. Fusion GIR fell onto the ground, sparks everywhere. Mite was more shocked and saw the tank hiding up on the branch and in rage, he took out his weapons.
"YOU BASTARD!" He then shot missiles from his gloves towards the tank.
"Greeting Mite, farewell Mite." HARM's AI disappeared from the vehicle and the empty shell was blasted until it was blown to ashes. After that, Mite went over to Fusion Bell who was cuddling Fusion GIR.
"Baby?" She hugged the robot as tears flowed from her eyes. Mite couldn't help but back away, knowing that this was too painful to watch, "Are you alright?"
"M-Mommy?" Fusion GIR spoke, actually language for once. Fusion Bell taught the robot english while on Planet Fuse but this felt...off.
"Y-Yes?"
"I d-don't feel well..."
"It's okay! Don't worry, mommy-"
"I want daddy to be here also." Fusion GIR said and this rang in Fusion Bell's mind.
"Daddy will be here also, I promise!" In Fusion GIR's mind, all systems were failing. Mite knew it but as of now he didn't want to ruin the last moments Fusion Bell had with her adopted child.
"M-Mommy, I love you."
"I-I love you too, I'll keep holding onto you, just don't..." Fusion GIR's arms went limp, that was when Fusion Bell broke, "B-Baby?" She nudged the robot, repeatedly doing so.
"Fusion Bell..." Mite began but Fusion Bell kept on poking the robot.
"B-Baby?"
"FB, stop."
"B-Baby? M-Mommy has y-you, until the e-end..." Fusion Bell wept silently, Mite couldn't help but have the most guilt as of ow.
"Fusion Bell..."
"Don't touch me."
"FB..."
"Please don't...even though you are Fuse's Fusion, you can't help...you just can't..." She stood up and began running away into the deeper parts of the forest. Mite tried reaching his hand for her but withdrew it. He saw her weep true tears, falling onto the grassy surface.
She had emotions.
Mite then slowly turned around, seeing something that surprised and scared him gravely.
Bell, GIR, Mina, Lucas, Aya, ManBearPig, Garfield were just behind him, silent, having no words to see. Must have seen everything, heard everything including that part where FB must have said he's Fuse's Fusion.
For once, Mite couldn't think. He couldn't say a word.
At Planet Fuse, it was quiet, for at least two people. They were on a hill, a tree hovering over a grave. Leaves fell onto the ground as the grave read 'FUSION GIR, MOMMY AND DADDY MISS YOU'. Fuse took it hard when Fusion Bell brought back the dead Fusion GIR, even if he could fix the robot, the personality and memories would have been not the same as their Fusion GIR so FB had him buried underneath a place that was silent enough. Somewhere peaceful.
Fusion Bell was busy silently crying to herself. Fuse then came up to her and hugged her tightly. Fusion Bell couldn't help it anymore but cry loudly into his shoulders. Nothing could have been more valuable to her than her beloved adopted child, Fusion GIR meant everything to her.
"Don't worry." Fuse then suddenly had tears much to Fusion Bell's shock, e never cried, "You got me still...it will be okay."
"How will it be okay?" She asked, Fuse kissed her cheek in comforting, Fusion Bell couldn't help less but to sniff up some of those tears back into her eyes.
"Because I'll avenge him and make sure that I'll take care and love you forever." Fusion Bell was stunned by his words, "It would be what your, no, our baby would want."
Fusion Bell couldn't help but solemnly smile outside and cry inside as Fuse hugged her, telling everything is gonna be alright.
WELL, THAT WAS THE LONG SEASON FINALE.
SHOCKING, I KNOW.
edit: holy fuck, cliché drama.
STAY TUNED FOR NEXT SEASON.
