Skoodge trudged through Zim's reaching the toilet then flushed himself into the base. The doors opened to a frozen Zim with his jaw dropped. Skoodge himself was at awe by Zim's height, but he had a mission to complete. Zim's SIR unit had noticed him.
"Hi Skoodge!" The energetic robot said while waving at him.
"SIR unit, point me to Zim's spaceship," Skoodge commanded.
"Okeydokey. It's over there." Skoodge walked in the direction Gir pointed at. He entered the ship's cockpit and inserted a disc. The ship started to smoke and the sound of frying circuits filled the air. It was enough to wake Zim from his state of shock.
"What, smoke, Skoodge? Where did you come from?" Zim said.
"I was launched by the tallest to fry the circuitry in you ship to prevent your return,"
"Launched?"
"From a cannon. HOO-HA!"
"And you didn't get burned from the intense speed and atmosphere?"
"I did but I got better, HOO-HA!"
"And just how are you suppose to get back?"
"The Tallest told me to take your ship or something."
"Yes, yes, I see. Hmm. Yes. Hmm, hmm, yes. Hm-WAIT, you just FRIED my ship! You can't get back at all!"
"Oh."
"Oh, it matters not anymore. I'm no longer an Invader, I've lost my pants."
*squeak*
"Oh, Minimoose, your words of deep, philosophical encouragement cannot help me. When did you learn those words anyway? I never programmed those into you."
*squeak*
"Reading?"
*squeak*
"Sophocles you say?"
"Zim, if I may interject," said Skoodge "You still have your pants on."
"I do?" Zim said while touching his legs to check for the pants "I DO! You're right, Skoodge! The Invader pants are still as tight as ever! Zim is still an Invader!"
"But Zim, if you're an Invader what do you plan to invade?"
"I'll show the Tallest my TRUE powers! I'll commence in the biggest invasion they've ever seen! I'll-uh, I'll..." In truth, Zim had no idea what to invade. He did not know many planets that the Irkens haven't invaded yet. Then it hit him, faster than the loading screen with the monkey.
"I, ZIM, SHALL INVADE IRK!"
"Yay," Gir said.
"WHAT? Zim, I'm afraid I would have to tell the Tallest about this as soon as I can!" Skoodge said.
"SILENCE, SKOODGE! Now, Minimoose, what shall I do to this little pest."
*squeak*
"OF COURSE! Join me, Skoodge! Together with Gir and Minimoose we could rule the GREATEST EMPIRE THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER SEEN!" Zim then started laughing in joy at the thought of the idea.
"But...but, I obey the Tallest! They...the Tallest...control my being being. Without them I'm just a-a, Tallest..Tall...Est...ARRRRGH!" Skoodge's mentality was shattering. The idea of hurting the tallest was unheard of. The hamster wheel that was his brain was empty. The hamster had left it and chose to drive some real wheels before crashing into the wall that was his scalp. The hamster was homeless and died. He was then cloned and then returned to his original wheel, where he learned that it was the only time he was truly happy. It was mind boggling.
"Skoodge! Look at Zim! Am I not tall? You shall obey Zim, the new Tallest!"
"Okay."
"Now, we just need a mode of transportation to Irk."
"The Tallest did mention `or something' when they sent me."
"That's it! Or something. Now, let us all laugh in unison to establish our new order! You too, Minimoose!"