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I just realized, their are sixty nine thousand words before I made this chapter.

Kinky.

edit: not anymore bitched.

STORY IS NOW.

After going through some crap that the two were put onto the spaceship, the author will present a brief flashback of the events right...now.

"Since when was escaping driving away from Fusions on a spacecraft vacation?!" Mite shrieked as he steered the ship away from the enemies forcefully docking on the top of the craft. It has been an hour since they were in the middle of the air and that Fusion ships were literally gaining n them the pilot had his faced bumped up after hitting his head on the steering wheel and the rest of the people who could pilot are in the other side defending themselves after a coffee break.

"LET ME DRIVE!" Bell pushed out the seat and made the ship do barrel rolls.

"Daddy! I wanna go home!" GIR screeched, Mite held onto the robot as he bumped from the ceiling to the floor.

"THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE!" Suddenly Anakin Skywalker busted into the cockpit, holding his lightsaber, deflecting laser hellfire.

"Are you two okay?"

"Never better!" Mite said sarcastically, standing up once Bell got off and Anakin began piloting.

"Sorry to drag you two into this." Anakin apologized, "We were in another war awhile ago but Count Dooku and General Grievous have allied themselves with this Fuse you speak of . They want to destroy a majority of the clones on this Earth." Anakin explained to them some backstory. Suddenly, a trooper came busting into the room.

"Sir!" The soldier saluted, "We have eliminated most of the Fusions aboard and one has surrendered and wished to personally talk to the three passengers." The trooper told his commander. Anakin nodded in understanding.

"We'll go..." Mite pulled and began dragging Bell to the part of the ship where they hold prisoners. Mite then had a cute idea that an alternate universe exists where he is not a war hero, he is but a normal boy that never went to war and existed by himself, no Fuse or Fusions, just a normal planet with no invasion and just having that normal black hair color (he thought having green hair was too weird). He always wanted like an alternate universe where his life was a cute anime.

"Mite!" The boy heard two of his friends, Mina and Lucas call out for him. They were in the school courtyard and they wore their uniforms. It was a normal uniform a normal Japanese student wore, being dark blue and having a lace in the middle of the neck (imagine K-On). Mite had brown hair and green eyes, strangely even after graduating middle school, girls seemed to try to ask him out, nearly every in class but the boy rejected it and thought love was useless.

(Note: there is no suffixes in this part of the chapter).

"Don't you ever stop doing that Mina?" Mina was a transfer student from Transylvania and her father was named after a vampire, creepy enough. Her skin was peach colored as much as all Japanese students and had the reddest hair he has seen; he was sure she dyed it! Lucas was a boy who had dyed his hair just for the hell of it, nobody bothered, looked good on him.

"Lucas, tell him the news!" Mina nudged at the boy, despite the three being friends since middle school, Mite never gad any romantic feelings for Mina because he wanted Lucas to have a chance at a love life ever since he told him about his secret crush on her, Lucas said it wasn't large but it was growing slowly. Mite talked with Mina about her love life and Mina never had a crush on anyone, Mite couldn't train Lucas in wooing so he decided Lucas would have to do it on his own.

"T-There is gonna be a new student at the class." Lucas was a member of the student council. He was valued due to his ability to find loopholes of the school rules like a psychic. He was very nervous about the parts when the student council tried to find ways to do charity (likely involves a maid café).

"Really? It has been a week since the start of our new lives in high school, why?" Mite asked and Lucas sighed.

"There was this mixup and she enrolled herself."

"Herself?"

"Yes, she lives by herself, just like you!" Mite lived by himself, most kids in Japan who live by themselves with a roof over their heads are filthy rich and Mite was one of them. He lived in an apartment, never interacted with neighbors. His parents died when he was little and had this butler named Demongo take care of him until he was seven. Demongo died of old age by then and he took care of his own. He never thanked Demongo but he wished he did.

"What's her backstory?"

"Well, she had this rich scientist for a dad and lived with him in Germany but he died when she was twelve, the lab who her dad worked for got her transferred to Japan and...here she is, late for the party." Mina told him, "Heard the boys would likely be molesting her and try to look up her skirt." Mite shuttered at the thought.

"I'll protect her then, boys our age will harass her to death." Mina smiled at his response.

"Never seen her and you already have a crush!"

"No I don't-" The school bell rang and the three hasted towards the classroom. They all were within the same class surprisingly even after middle school and grabbed their bags and hasted towards the classroom. After the allegiance pledge of the class and the roll calling, they sat on their seats as the door busted open.

"Hello! Remember me?" Their teacher, Professor Quigi showed up. Turns out he and Lucas's father were close and that he took Lucas's twin on his wing until Claus (the twin) had graduated into college early and Quigi let him go to pursue his own path. Quigi got bored with nobody to teach and decided to teach at the school Lucas would go apparently for the next three years. He was loved by all despite Quigi being somewhat of an alcoholic by the staff and the students.

"Hello teach." Mina called out.

"Thank you Mina!" Quigi looked around, "Thought our new student was gonna be-"

"MAKE WAY! COMING THROUGH!" The door flew open, startling everyone. The disrupter in general was a girl with blonde hair reaching down her butt (don't call me a perv), her hair was so ...blonde it looked white from a distance. She had her backpack slumped down, her uniform was open, revealing her blazer. She had these...eyes though, that just were unspeakable by anyone (how am I supposed to know Bleedman), "Sorry I'm late teacher!" She waltz down to the empty seat before Quigi can say anything. The only available seat was...

"Shoot." Mite whispered to himself she walked down next to him, he looked at her and actually found her pretty, sure she was looking flat but size doesn't matter, her backpack was slightly open, revealing a robot doll within.

"What? You fell for me?" The girl laughed, "Present teach." She slumped on her chair, even Quigi was to say speechless of what was happening. Mite just stared at her, she gave off this unbearable aura he was having trouble reading.

"Alright...can you please come up here?"

"Okay!" Bell ran up to the front of the class, all eyes upon her, "My name is Bell Hibachi (made up last name)! I come straight for Germany and I'm here to whip this class into ass kicking shape!" She yelled proudly, Mite felt like he was gonna have hell this year, "What are you boys staring at?!" She saw all boy eyes upon her, this was normal for a classmate introduction but when a pretty girl came along, all boys seemed to be ready to pounce for her panties.

"She's cute!"

"Her eyes struck my heart!"

"I wanna sleep with her!"

"Just be careful, these guys will try to molest you given the chance." Mite called out, Bell glanced at him and soon all eyes were upon the boy.

"And who are you?" She asked, pouting.

"Mite, Mite Sakura." He coughed a bit there, seeing all boys looking devishly at him.

"Well, Mite! If you're so smart, I'll ask a few questions!" Bell began, taking a deep breath, "What's bigger, a lion or a tiger?"

"A tiger."

"Who was the lamb?"

"Jesus."

"Is XMinerCobra the best person ever?"

"Yup."

"What was better, LoTR or TH?!"

"LoTR, Peter Jackson ruined TH." Bell was appalled on how he got all her answers right, she threw it from random, RANDOM. He couldn't possible have known unless he was a genius. She stood there, frozen and white in shock.

"Are you alright?" Qugi asked his student, Bell snapped into reality and headed towards her seat silently.

"How do you like them apples?" Mite screamed when Bell took out her bag was a butcher knife.

"I've been saving this for assholes."

"WHY DID YOU BRING THAT?!"

"Because, you're being a butt as of now, so yeah!" She was prepared to dislodge it at his face but he stopped her by grabbing the doll in her bag, "NO! Not GIR!"

"GIR?" Bell dropped her knife and grabbed the robot and hugged it.

"Don't worry GIR, mommy is gonna protect you!" She hugged the doll. Mite was speechless for the first time in his life.

"What?"

"This is my baby! GIR!" She held the robot in front of him, it looked handmade, "Nobody is ever gonna hurt you!"

"Is this a...thing? I'm confused, if that is a sex toy-OW!" Mite was punched in the face, "You hit harder than a boxer!"

"For stupid guys like you!" She said, "Harassing girls!"

"Did I say anything perverted?!"

"N-No..."

"Did I say anything that offends you intentionally?"

"No..."

"GOOD! Oh gawd..." He held his nose as it bleed, Bell began feeling guilty and took out a tissue box from her bag.

"H-Here, take it." She handed the box to him and he began blowing on it. Bell couldn't help but have dirty thoughts when she said blowing.

"W-What the-?! What are you doing?!" She snapped out of her trance.

"What?!"

"That is the face of a HENTAI!" He screamed as Bell turned red.

"I'm not!"

"Yes you are!" Bell punched his face again, making blood spill out even faster.

"Sorry! Sorry!" She apologized repeatedly, Mite seemed to have enough.

"Let's just be friends! Okay!" Mite said to her, Bell seemed a bit stunned.

"I just punched you! Why would you ask that?!"

"Because for various reasons-OW!" He gasped, "I don't have parents too!" Bell seemed a bit weirded out when he said that.

"Okay, don't seem to need that info but I could take a hint." Bell touched his face but Mite slapped her hand away.

"No touchy! No touchy!" She began giggling cutely a bit and Mite turned around, seeing all the angry perverted boys looking at him. Mina was busy snickering her ass off.

"M-Mina!" Mite growled at his friend.

After the day (lots of blowing up, walking into wrong bathrooms, Mite being chased by angry boys, hiding from Mina and Bell wanting to see if one student had a sexual relationship) the two decided to walk home together.

"Um, Bell?" Mite looked her, looking directly into her eyes.

"Yeah?"

"Why are your eyes...well, like that?" Mite asked, he noticed her face turn a bit white.

"The same way dad died." She mumbled, remembering the horrible incident.

"Oh, sorry." Mite comforted, "Looks good on you though!"

"Thanks." She said, "She stopped walking and looked down on her feet."

"What is it?"

"I-I live by myself and it's a bit scary." She told him.

"I live by myself also."

"I know but as of now...I never lived alone, I just moved here a week ago." She explained, "But, I don't know what to do?"

"Then do you wanna live with me?"

"Eh?"

"Does anyone watch over you?"

"My dad was rich and got me this nice apartment, the guys who worked with gave me a few things, along with their contact number. I had this PS4, a TV and cable!" She exclaimed, KHIII was amazing.

"Then, why don't you move with me?" Bell looked hesitantly and looked at him.

"Why don't you stay where I live, I find my home more comfy. Can that help?" Mite nodded in response, guess it was a sleepover...

"And Mite eventually moved into Bell's apartment a month later and Mite was repeatedly harassed by boys for having a hot girl as a friend." Mite said out loud subconsciously, "Eventually, the two had se-"

"What are you doing?" Bell looked at him, they were in reality in a middle of a spaceship.

"Imagining our lives if it were an anime."

"What do I look like?"

"You're blonde, to the point your hair is white." Bell smirked when he said that.

"You?"

"Brown hair." Bell laughed when he said that, him with brown hair. Hilarious.

"In that anime, did you kiss me?" She asked and Mite froze for a bit.

"No..."

"Good! Sounds creepy if I kiss you-OH THERE IT IS!" They arrived in the prison parts of the ship, one Fusion Spawn sat in the lonely cell in the dark.

"Now, we can talk." The Fusion Spawn hopped into the light, looking at them.

"P-Please have mercy! Send me to jail but don't send me back to Lord Fuse?" Mite looked confused, a Fusion Spawn should be afraid of its master but being near at the threat of execution, it was hard to refuse an offer to go back to its own planet.

"Why?"

"Don't tell him I was part of the rebellion group!" Mite shot up when hearing that.

"Rebellion group? What the hell are you talking about?"

"It was Fusion Ganondorf's idea! He wants to betray Lord Fuse with an hidden stealth army so he can rule! He bribed me okay?! He said I'll get to be a Nigerian prince!" The Spawn panicked, "Don't tell Fuse!" Mite smiled, knowing this was a good thing. Sure, he felt guilty as heck with Fusion GIR and all but Fusion Ganondorf likely won't kill Fusion Bell. This was good since Fusion Ganondorf is more predicable than Fuse.

"Okay, we won't tell but you gotta be put into jail."

"Thank you sir!" The Fusion Sawn collapsed of exhaustion from panicking. Mite and Bell left the cell bit, Mite smiling.

"What are you happy about?" Bell saw Mite laugh eerily.

"Don't worry, anime Bell would like kissing anime Mite." Belk began chasing Mite across the ship while he laughed evilly.

"Hello Count Dooku." Fuse had a robe covering his face while he sat on the throne. Negotiations were about to began and the Sith looked at Fuse curiously.

"You seemed bigger since our last meeting."

"Yeah, but this happen." Dook raised an eyebrow, seeing Fuse was talking like a teenager, "Anyhow, I would like to hand you this." Fusion Demongo came into the room and presented a jar with green liquid.

"This is a jar with a specimen of Planet Fuss origin, use it wisely." Fusion Demongo told Dooku and handed the jar, Dooku grabbed it and looked at it.

"You are dismissed, I have business to attend later." Fuse dropped sweat underneath his hood secretly, knowing FB would handcuff him and do lewd things to him in bed if he was late for lunch.

"Yes Lord Fuse." Dooku left and left the room, as he wandered the hallway, a secret conspirer was by a statue of a previous form of Fuse.

"Do you have the specimen?" Dooku presented the jar to Fusion Ganondorf, "Good."

"My pleasure." Dooku replied, "Where is the secret plans for this weapon you speak of?"

"Here." Fusion Ganondorf handed a roll of blueprints as Dooku traded the specimen for it, "This shall be of good use for you."

"And the specimen?"

"I shall use it as a potion to 'awaken' the demon inside me. I shall drink the liquids inside and I will be able to unlock the true potential of a Fusion." Fusion Ganondorf opened the jar and drank all the juice inside.

"What was your Lordship going to use it for?"

"He traded it and made you want to figure out yourself." Fusion Ganondorf told him, "Maybe he wanted you to clone more of this liquid to upgrade your troops."

"Then I have regretted getting a weapon instead of such a valuable specimen."

"Perhaps, but your technology is not in comparison, also your 'force' is not required but magic is." Fusion Ganondorf hid the jar in his pocket and was ready to dispose of the evidence later.

"So, these plans for the future, a space shuttle that can destroy worlds?" Dooku questioned and the Fusion nodded.

"Yes, the Death Star can be handed to your master." Fusion Ganondorf said, "One may have to build it latter to strike fear into the hearts of rebels after the war."

"Yes." Dooku nodded, "I shall take this to my master as soon as I can."

"Then this meeting never happened. Also Lord Fuse may be losing his hardness."

"Why is that?"

"He has started this friendship with a Fusion girl."

"Well then, it is a good thing you'll be taking over after."

"I've also invented a miniature version of laser of the Death Star, handheld but only has one shot. All ingredients used within it are hard to gain." Fusion Ganondorf took out a small gun, looked like a normal firearm.

"Very well, once you have taken over your position as ruler of this planet, we shall part ways with our alliances, our help would have sufficed." Dooku put a hand and stroked his beard, "And what if you have failed."

"I shall destroy Fuse with this gun at his most vulnerable moment."

"Very well, we shall part ways now." Dooku and Fusion Ganondorf split ways. Dooku gripping his blueprints and Fusion Ganondorf wiping the green alime off his mouth.

"Fuse! TOBY!" Bell yelled in his bedroom, she was sick and needed rest.

"I told you don't call me that!" Fuse came in dressed as a maid, fitting since his fetish never came around this way, it was forced by FB for the sake of her amusement, "I'm embarrassed wearing this, lucky nobody saw me."

"It makes me feel better!"

"I don't see you getting better..."

"What was that?"

"N-Nothing!" He put the bowl of soup on her lap, putting his hands together, 'Damn, I am acting like a maid!'

"This soup tastes good."

"I cooked it."

"Since when did you get so good in cooking?"

"When your dad never feeds you, you gotta learn a few things." Fuse sighed, "Had to study hard and work harder."

"Poor guy." Fusion Bell grabbed his cheek, shaking it up and down, "Look at you! King!"

"I don't feel like one." Fuse sat next to her, "I'm alone."

"You got me." She comforted. Fuse smiled.

"I will you marry-" The door flew open, revealing Fusion Demongo.

"Sir, your strategy plans have-" Fusion Demongo looked at his master in a maid outfit, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, take your time sir." The Fusion closed the door, leaving the two there.

"Well." Fusion Bell grabbed a pair of sunglasses and put them on, "That was...awkward.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH.

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STAY TUNED. MY HAND HURTS.