"Can you talk?" I asked my car.
"XM Satellite Radio... Digital cable brings you... Columbia Broadcasting System..." It replied with various radio stations.
"So you... You talk through the radio?" I asked, understanding
"Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful." It clapped causing me to blush at the beautiful part. wait, blush? Why am i blushing?
"So, what was that last night? What was that?" Michael asked.
"Message from Starfleet, Captain... Throughout the inanimate vastness of space... Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!"
"Visitors from heaven? What... What are you, like, an alien or something?" He asked, causing the car to nod as it folded up, turning back into my car.
"Any more questions you want to ask?" It said, opening its door.
"It wants us to get in." I said.
"And go where?" Michael asked.
"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?" I asked him, kind of hoping he would say yes since I was scared to go alone.
This was obviously the right thing to say as he came closer and we all got in the car.
"Do you mind?" I asked, as I gestured to the driver's seat. It started in response so I figured it was alright. I sat down and the seat belt strapped over me. I leaned back letting the car drive itself, but making it look like I was in case anyone was looking.
"This car's a pretty good driver" Michael said, leaning back in his seat.
It was quiet for a few moments until he spoke up again.
"You know what I don't understand? Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot, does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro?" The car stopped, and the doors opened, my seatbelt was taken off and I got out of the car.
"Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See?" Sam spluttered.
"Move it, you moron!" A car beeped.
"Great, now... See?" I said to Michael. "Fantastic. Now you pissed him off"
"That car is sensitive. I mean, $4000 just drove off"
As I said this, my car had came back, but this time it was a brand new Camaro.
"No way!" I said, getting back in.
We drove to a clearing, where we watched 'meteors' fall from the stars. Once we had reached wherever it was we were supposed to be, we got out of the car and watched as the others all transformed.
"Are you Samuel James Witwicky descendant of Archibald Witwicky?" The big truck robot asked.
"They know your name" Michael said softly.
"Yeah" I breathed back.
"My name is Optimus Prime" He said.
"We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron"
"But you can call us Autobots for short" Another one, the ambulance, said.
"Autobots" I repeated.
"What's crackin, little bitches?" A silver robot asked, sitting on another car.
"My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz"
"This looks like a cool place to kick it" Jazz said.
"What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?" I asked.
"We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web" At this, I smirked.
"My weapons specialist, Ironhide" The black bot transformed his arms to have massive cannons on the end, and we both paid and took a step back.
"You feeling lucky, punk?" He asked.
"Easy, Ironhide" Optimus said.
"Just kidding. I just wanted to show them my cannons" He petted them lovingly.
"Our medical officer, Ratchet" The yellow and red bot sniffed the air.
"The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female" I blushed and heard Michael take a step away from me and whistle briefly..
"You already know your guardian, Bumblebee" My car, now a giant yellow robot, seemed to smile at us.
"Check on the rep. Yep, second to none" He blared a song from his radio and did some boxing moves to the music.
"So you're my guardian, huh?" I asked. He nodded with a little noise.
"His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them" Rachet said, while zapping Bumblebee with some laser that made him cough.
"Why are you here?" Michael asked.
"We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron" Optimus answered.
"Mega-what?" I asked. Optimus did something weird with his eyes, and a blue light shone from them and caused the floor to fall away, revealing lava. Metal shot up from it, making way for the image to reveal itself.
"Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him" Optimus explained.
"My grandfather" Sam said.
"It was an accident that intertwined our fates. Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube" Optimus continued. " He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses"
"How'd you know about his glasses?" I asked.
"eBay"
"eBay" I breathed.
"If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army" Ratchet said.
"And the human race will be extinguished. Samuel Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival" Wow, no pressure there.
"Please tell me that you have those glasses" Michael said.