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HEY GUYS! KINGDOM HEARTS FIC IS LONGEST TO UPDATE, NEARLY EVERY TIME IT TAKES DAYS TO THINK OF AN IDEA.

edit: okay, got rid of that fic mentioned above. Was going downhill too badly.

STORY IS NOW.

Mite had an idea, it will likely be his last and stupidest plan ever.

"We should just assault Planet Fuse right now." Mite said suddenly, this made everyone look at him in the cockpit.

"What?"

"We have a spaceship, nobody will expect a giant spaceship will just go full head on!" Mite reasoned, "Sounds...well, crazy but we have more of a chance."

"Mite, I'm not that smart but...that is the stupidest plan ever." Bell told him, "That sounds like a suicide mission and you'll have a veteran relapse or something."

"I won't! I promise." He secretly crossed his fingers behind his back. Bell grabbed the arm he was using and shoved it in his mouth.

"Liar! Frickin' ass." She cursed a bit. She left the cockpit angrily and Mite chased after here.

"Please, for me?" Mite begged on his knees, Bell pouting a bit.

"No! I won't let you!"

"Pwease mommy?"

"Don't call me mommy, sounds gross." She told him and Mite smiled.

"Please mommy?"

"GROSS."

"Pretty please mommy-"

"Alright, do it!" Mite raised his fists up in victory and ran back to the cockpit.

"Okay, FB? Why are you-" Fuse paused, seeing what he was seeing. His best friend/lover was trying to cook. She looked horrible doing it though. She had this apron that looked like it was ripped straight from her maid outfit.

"Hiya! Die carrots! Die!" She began trying to beat the living hell out of the orange vegetables with a knife, "Help me Toby!"

"I'm not-uh, FINE!" The boy went over to her and grabbed the knife from her hand and began chopping the carrots, "What are you cooking anyway?"

"Don't know, trying to find a way to cook." She frowned, "I'm not good at it though." She looked at him.

"Well, some skills can be passed down or end up being crap for you. Cooking turned to crap for you for obvious reasons." Fusion Bell hugged Fuse from behind, "Are you trying to make your breasts touch my back? Not working since you have none." Fusion Bell then looked at her chest, seeing...well, nothing.

"I thought you liked big boobs Toby?"

"I don't, boobs aren't my most loved thing." He said to her, "I like breasts but...small and decent to handle. You're flat as hell though."

"Do you like flat Toby?" She asked with a certain longing in her eyes, she wasn't asking for...isn't she?

"Are you asking me to make love to you?"

"Yup! I wanna experience it!"

"W-We basically look like fourteen year olds." Fuse stuttered, "W-What kind of person would have s-sex at fourteen?" In another dimension, a boy was sitting with three girls, watching TV as the auburn haired girl hummed a bit.

"Please, for me?" She gave him her puppy eyes.

'She is cute...I'm a virgin also...' Fuse looked at her, "Well, when we get married we can do it!" He told her.

"So, when do you wanna get married?" She had the look of a sex driven teenager! That look frightened Fuse to death.

"Since when did out conversation on cooking end to marriage?!" He asked frantically, "I like you and all but we still haven't shared our first kiss yet!" He exclaimed, making the girl tilt her head and smile.

"I wanna share our first kiss during our wedding, just to make sure I fell in love with the right man!"

"Alright, can we cook now or something?" Fusion Bell went over to him and the two began quality time. Fusion Bell secretly cursed in her mind and put the condom back in her pocket. Meanwhile in the sky, the sky was having a bit of an EXPLOSION problem.

"THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!" Mite screamed as he steered the spaceship, avoiding laser fire from the green planet in front of him. Everybody aboard was tumbling down, rolling from side onto the spaceship that was doing BARREL ROLLS. -see that? The author had to capitalize the words.

"I think your friend was right." Anakin rolled out of the cockpit and onto the other end of the ship.

"Daddy! Mommy was right!" GIR whined as he was being grasped by Bell as the two hung onto a immovable chair.

"I know that! I'm turning around-" A laser shot the wing of the ship, "We're hit!" More lasers began hitting the hide of the ship and now the sides.

"We're gonna now, I have smart ideas but NOOOOOOOOO!" Bell nagged him as she held tighter to her seat.

"I'm trying my best!" The ship was being shot repeatedly as it began heading its way back to Earth.

"Aw shoot." Mite looked at the damage on the ship, nobody died thankfully but the ship looked pretty badly damaged, "Ah shoot. Sorry." Mite told the Jedi.

"Don't need. Turns out the ship was supposed to be sent for scrap anyway after it transports us. We'll just call in another ship." Anakin assured the boy who went back to Bell. They were by the same place they started, the Elmore airport (oh, it rhymes).

"Guess our...trip is cancelled?" Mite said, looking at an angry Bell.

"Six months? Eh?"

"I was thirteen six months ago...well, I'm a year old technically speaking." He looked at Bell awkwardly.

"Bah, I never brought any money anyhow, we likely would have starved to death where we were gonna go." Mite then began thanking himself for making a spaceship get damaged beyond repair. Suddenly, Mite's phone began ringing.

"Eh?" He looked at the caller, "Quigi." He put his phone against his ear.

"Hey! I know you likely are still depressed about the whole being a Fusion of Fusion or something-"

"Wait you know?"

"Well, things like this don't go by, your sexual partner blathered out everything." Mite glared at Bell who smiled sheepishly, "Everybody in the insides of DexLabs knows." Mite sighed in frustration.

"What do you want?"

"Dexter wants to speak with you. He's anxious as hell." Mite looked at the phone, Dexter knows he's a Fusion but is it a trap? He trusted Quigi though.

"Alright, we'll head there." Mite closed his phone before Quigi can say anything else, maybe he was drunk and this was a drunk prank.

"So?"

"We're on another adventure." Bell slapped her face.

"I thought we'll have quality time."

"We'll have all the time later, the big man wants to meet me."

"You mean-?"

"Yup, ADVENTURE-" Mite tripped when he was on his adventure mode. He looked up to see he was in between Bell's legs.

Under her skirt...

"Want me to kill you now?"

"Make my murder quick." He looked down just as Bell's foot made it above his head.

HEY GUYS!

NEXT IS YOU'RE NEVER ALONE DUE TO ME NOT WANTING TO DO KINGDOM HEARTS UNTIL MY MIND CLEARS.

edit: was a waste of time though.

STAY TUNED.