Chapter 3 It's Like A Fun House… Of Fun!

NOTE: I do not own any of the characters from the TMNT universe, just my OC's.

Walking slowly up to the house, the brothers and their sansei took in every aspect of their surroundings, from the tall oaks to the marble floors of the foyer. It is here we start our tour.

Smiling, Rose began, "So, let's start the tour; this is the foyer, obvious as it is." A soft chuckle escaped her lips, noticing the confusing look on Michelangelo's face. His look was not lost on the others, as they joined in.

"Uh, what is a foyer?" Mikey asked, a slight blush creeping up on his cheeks.

Donatello, as always, had a very long and detailed answer at the ready, "Well Michelangelo, back in the…"

He was soon cut off by his older brother Raphael, "Give it a break Donnie, you'll only confuse him more!" Turning to his youngest brother, he stated, "Entryway buddy, entryway."

Momentarily satisfied with the answer, Mikey looked a bit perturbed, "Well why didn't you just say that! Sheesh!"

His reply received a low growl from Raph, which caused Michelangelo to shut his mouth so quickly, you could hear his teeth snap shut.

"Oooooook then." Rose interrupted, a slight smile forming on her face. "Let's go to the… KITCHEN!"

The youngest of the brothers, Michelangelo was also the cook, and he loved that job so very much! He was itching to see this kitchen, imagining all kinds of appliances and gadgets that would do almost anything a cook would need. "Alright! Lead the way dudette!"

Rose's kitchen did not disappoint, and Mikey was nearly drooling over the place. "Oh… My… God, it has EVERYTHING!" *DROOL* 'TWO OVENS! A grill! Holy SHELL! And counter space! The pots and pans! And, shell, is that what I think it is?"

Grinning ear to ear, Rose answered his question. "Indeed! A brick oven for… BAKING PIZZAS!"

Michelangelo was so excited, he almost passé out. Holding onto the counter for a bit of support, he looked, wide eyed at Rose. She had an idea of what he was thinking, "Yes Michelangelo, you can make some pizzas later on… if you are GOOD."

"Oh, ok then! I will be the BEST turtle EVER!" He replied enthusiasticly, beginning to mutter to himself about what kinds of concoctions he would put on the pizzas.

While the youngest was mumbling like a lunatic, Raphael gave Leonardo a look, "Do you think it's safe for Mikey to cook here? I mean, what if he breaks something?"

The oldest of the brothers, Leo came over to stand beside Raph. "Mikey is a decent cook, and he hasn't blown up the lair so far… I think he should be alright here."

Rose, hearing their conversation, walked over and threw her arms around their shoulders "He will be in 7th heaven guys, and anyways, my friend Seren will be with him. She's due to come home soon, and she knows her way around the kitchen very well. Trust me when I say her and Michelangelo will get along wonderfully." She ended her sentence with a few winks, making Raph smirk.

"So, she a mutant turtle that got hit on the head too many times like Mikey did?"

Laughing sweetly, Rose replied. "No silly! They like to cook, skateboard, read comics, dance and just be their humorous selves. As I said before, they will get along wonderfully."

Chuckling Leo came back with, "A girl… that is just like Mikey… it's the end of the world as we know it!"

That got him, and Raphael, a slight pop upside the head by Rose. "Be nice you two! Mikey is a good turtle, and I happen to love his sense of humor."

Michelangelo, who was listening, piped in with, "Thank you Rosie! Love ya girl!" And ended the statement by blowing her a kiss.

"Right back at ya Mikey luv!" Giggling happily, Rose returned the blown kiss, which caused Raph to growl lowly. "Aw… you want one too Raph?" No sooner did the words pass her lips; she planted said lips on the big turtle's cheek, causing him to grin like a fool.

Placing his arm around Rosie's waist, Raphael pulls her in close and whispers in her ear. "Hey, how 'bout 'nother one for yer favorite turtle?"

Rose's breath caught in her throat for a second, his voice, deep and full of teasing, made her shiver in the most delicious way. Blushing slightly, she replied with, "Sure," *kisses him again* "That better?"

The smile never leaving his face, Raph looks down at her, "Much!

Michelangelo throws a towel at his older brother, "I wanna finish the tour so I can start on the pizzas, so if you two wanna continue with the smoochy smooch, GET A ROOM!" Ending that wonderful sentence with a big, spray-everywhere raspberry.

Rolling her eyes, Rose continues, "Right then, on we go!"

The tour continues on to the living room, dining room, bedrooms, bathrooms, and Mikey's favorite, next to the kitchen of course, a room filled with comic books!

Walking around the spacious room with his mouth wide open, Michelangelo remarks, "WOW, I am impressed dudette! This room is most awesome! As a matter of fact, it is the awesomest room I have EVER SEEN! I may never leave here!"

Donnie, who was taking the scenery all in, decided to mess with his younger brother. "But Michelangelo, if you stay here all the time, how are you supposed to make your delicious pizza concoctions?"

"And that is why YOU are the smart one Donnie!" Mikey came back with. "Yep, gotta make pizza…" *looking at all the comic books* "But must read comics…" Placing his hands upon his head, his eyes wide, the youngest of the four turtles continues with his conundrum. "How is a turtle to decide?!"

Leonardo, wanting in on this, came back with, "I can seriously see smoke coming outta his ears!" This comment made everyone burst out in laughter, including Splinter.

Of course, Donatello, being the smartest of the bunch, came up with the solution. "Michelangelo, how about you cook the pizzas FIRST, and then when you are done eating, you can come here to relax and read some comics."

"And again, this is why you are the smart one Donnie! Thanks!" Happy with the outcome of said conversation, the orange clad turtle starts to memorize where his favorite comic books are at.

Smiling, Rose turned to the five of them. "Right. Well then, Seren should be back by now with Brissen, so we need to be off." Turning to Mikey, the smile still evident upon her pretty face, Rose asked, "So Michelangelo, what kind of pizzas are you going to be making for us tonight?"

Thinking for a moment, and asking just how many pizzas he could make *as many as you want was Rose's answer* "How's one for each of us sound? Raph may want two though; he can be a real pig at times." Laughing, Mikey took off running as Raph started chasing him around the room.

This send Rose into fits of laughter, which made Raphael stop on a dime, turn, and start chasing HER. This went on for several moments, until Rose 'let' Raph catch her. He lifted her up off her feet, and promptly tossed her over his shoulder.

"Put me down!" She giggled.

Smacking her ass lightly, Raphael snorted, "Hell no girly, you are mine now!"

"Oh geez, here we go again!" Mikey said, rolling his eyes. "You two, stop acting all mushy! I wanna get started on dinner already!"

So, Raph put her down, and off they went to the kitchen for the introductions. It went well… there was no screaming, or fainting from the other girls, just like Rose told them. Isleen, Brissen and Seren were just like Rose, in that they did not take a person's (or turtles) appearance into account. "After all," Rosie told them, "You could look like a super model, and have a personality the size of a pea." They guys could get used to this… they were feeling very comfortable around the girls, and vice versa. Splinter took it all in, happy in the fact that there were people out there who would not judge or exploit his sons.

NOTE: Since I did not want y'all to wait (been mad busy here, and this chapter was to be a long one), I will post this up as is now. It was supposed to be one long chapter, but I will put it into 2 chapters. Feel free to post comments on how you think it's going. Good, and humorous, things are coming soon!