"Yes, it is I, the mighty TAK! Hahahaha!"

"We aren't stupid, Tak, we can see you right there," Zim said coldly.

"It's not like we're blind or reading some script or something," Dib said. Tak had also grown over the years, using the same methods Zim used, gained from her observations after noticing Zim's increased height. Thus, she suffered the same torture of eating cafeteria food daily. Yet, she was still shorter than Zim, much to her ire. To compensate, she equipped herself with even more highly superior technology than before, however, her desire for heinous revenge faltered a bit after...the incident.

So mighty was the incident that it ignited raging fire demons in Zim and Gaz. Both held even deeper contempt for Tak than before, deeper than the blow hole on a sperm whale. Zim wished for so long to see Tak get eaten by pandas. Gaz wanted to torment her by slowly removing the bones in her head, piece by broken piece. And Gir...Gir wanted to rave. Dib was indifferent about the incident.

Tak ignored the verbal animosity aimed at her, "Blah, blah, blah, anyway I'm not here for idle conversation. I was-"

"Hey, you think that piece of metal in your head makes you look cool? It only exemplifies that you're a bi-AAAAHHHHHHH!" The Dibship was electrocuted by Tak using an electro-glove.

"As I was saying, I know about your situation, Zim. How you've been exiled again by the Tallests and how you plan to foolishly invade Irk. So I-" Zim stopped listening after that, he knew that there were only two possible things Tak wants from him, either to stop him or take away his Death Bee again. Either way, he had to run, but he refused to show Tak that he was backing down to her. So he merely bent his legs, while facing the other direction, and his legs just happened to be in motion. Unfortunately, he was caught by a grappling hook launched by a machine on Tak's forearm.

"Did you just try to run away from me?" She said.

"No! I just happened to have my legs in motion," He responded.

"Can I start my flashback now or not?"

Zim wiggled around trying to break free from his grappling hook confines. "Sure, since I won't be going anywhere."

"Anyway, yesterday the Tallest called me..."

"THE TALLEST CALL YOU?!"

"Shut up! Yesterday..."

Red and Purple were on Tak's monitor, unbeknownst to Tak's increased height since she always transmit communications from the neck up. Both parties neglected this detail. Red then spoke, "So yeah, Zim is exiled again so we're going to need you to fry all those ships we gave you and then fly back in the last one, Invader..."

"...Tak, my Tallest," she replied.

"Right, so...HEY LOOK! WE'RE IN A FLASHBACK!"

"HELLO FROM THE PAST!" shouted Purple.

"Shut up, you're ruining the flashback."

"But I-"

"Umm, my Tallests?" said Tak.

"Huh, who are you again?"

"...Tak."

"What do you want?"

"You called me."

"We did? For what?"

"Uhh, oh right, the Zim thing," answered Red. "Here's the codes to fry your ships."

"Thank you, my Tallest. I'll be back on Irk before you know it," Tak said. The Tallests continued to mutter between themselves in the background.

"Since when did we have an Invader Tak?" asked Purple.

"I dunno, I didn't give her the Invader test," replied Red.

[End Transmission]

So I-

Since when do you get to do narrations? OW!

What is with you and interrupting people, Zim? As I was saying, I did as the Tallests commanded. I inputted the codes onto the spare ships I had and started to prepare my leave from this wretched planet. However, as I was flying away, both Mimi and the ship detected an unknown presence. The ship was flashing red and making weird beeping noises.

"Warning? But nothing threatens an Irken Voot Cruiser! Computer, you are mad I say! MAD! Hey what's that?"

Suddenly, the ship's engines died and my Voot Cruiser was spinning out of control. I only caught a glimpse of yellow and black before I crashed.

"...My ship was irreparable, so I spent my time trying to figure out what went wrong. After much research, I figured only Irken technology was powerful enough to destroy my Irken ship. My conclusion: the Tallest were trying to strand ME on this horrid rock! I am a bigger threat to them than you, anyway. By comparing my observations for reasons of your exile, I concluded that the Tallest had realized my increased height and sent a doom-weapon to stop me from leaving. Yes, it makes PERFECT SENSE! It's the ONLY possible explanation! Which is why I decided to join your conquest against the Irken empire."

"Say what?" Zim said in confusion.

"You know, that could've just been a b-" Zim covered Dib's mouth.

"Yes, it must have been them," said Zim in a "normal" tone, "So welcome aboard. Now about those ships."

"Oh no," Tak said, "I'm being the leader of this invasion. Skoodge, obey me for I am tall!"

"Yes, ma'am!" said an obedient Skoodge.

"Skoodge, obey me for I am taller!" demanded Zim.

"Yes, sir!"

"Curse you, Zim!" Tak yelled, "Fine I guess I'll...follow you. Ugh, I felt my brain blow chunks of putrid goo from saying that."

"Yes about your ships, I'm going to take them and mash it all together into one big ship. Got it?"

"Sure, it's not like I'm using it anyw-" Tak was hit hard and suddenly blacked out. A girl with purple hair wielding a baseball bat stood behind her.

"That was satisfying."

"Stupid female!" responded an angered Zim, "We need her to open her base so we can get all those spare ships!"

"Why would I care about your stupid invasion plans, Zim?"

"You!...YOU!...AHH!"

"Yeah, have fun spazing out. I'm going inside to check prices for a new Gameslave. I'll order you if I need you." Gaz returned to the house leaving behind a frustrated Irken, her idiotic brother, a deranged robot, a gullible alien, an unconscious alien, and a passed-out ship.

"Your sister gets on my nerves, Dib."

"Yeah. Hey look, I found Tak's button that opens her secret base."

"Excellent! Skoodge, Gir! Go to Tak's base and take all her ships."

"We gonna get more friends to hug," responded an ecstatic Gir. He and Skoodge left for Tak's base.

"Are you sure we can trust them to do what they're suppose to do?" Dib asked.

"Eh, they'll make it back sooner or later. As for me, I'll be back in a few hours, I need to work on something," Zim said,

"What?"

"None of your business, Dib." Zim left for his base after his cold remark to Dib.

"Ugh, I feel dizzy." The Dibship had finally reawakened after being electrocuted.

"Oh boy, now I get to spend my time with you," Dib said sarcastically.

"That electric tingling feeling I felt, it was due to Tak, right?"

"Yeah, she-"

"Say no more, ultra dork! I know what this feeling is!"

"Yeah, she-"

"IT'S LOVE!"

"What?"

"I've read all about it! When you meet your fated lover, you get a tingling sensation all over your body, AND I HAVE IT NOW! IT MUST BE LOVE!"

"Have you been reading those Teenage Digest magazines again?"

"Don't judge me, Dibstick!"

"Look, Tak just electrocuted you. That's why-"

"Yes, ELECTROCUTED MY HEART WITH LOVE!"

"WILL YOU STOP INTERR-"

"WHAT IS THIS! MY BELOVED SPRAWLED ON THE FLOOR! NO! SHE MUST BE DEAD!"

"SHE JUS-"

"My heart! It aches for my fallen lover! Oh the sapphire crystals that fall from my eyes. I must write an expression of my sorrows! Ahem, a haiku for Tak:

The heart disappears,

For Tak is no longer more,

Now black is the core."

"You're a ship! You can't love a living being!"

"The heart wants what the heart wants!"

"YOU HAVE NO HEART!"

"Of course, were you not listening to the haiku? It is now black. Nothing. Other emo stuff."

"YOU-"

"Oh, Tak, sweet, SWEET, DELICIOUS Tak! You've drank from the poison chalice and left none for me to drink."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

"Oh, thine lips maintain remnants of thy poison. Mayest my kiss deliver upon me a quick death."

"That's it! I'm getting the Turbo Taser."

The Dibship leaned closer to Tak's fallen body, getting closer and closer while trying to not crush her. Suddenly, a mere millimeter away, another electric shock was delivered upon the Dibship. It arched back and fell over. A very annoyed Dib with a giant taser was behind it.

"I...I!...*sigh*...I'm going to get some Poop."