Jack was furious and let the whole room know it as he snarled and roared at Unit.

Ianto sat in his chair in shock as their words sank in. They were calling him an alien. Him. Ianto Jones.

He looked up at Jack and wobbled his lip slightly, knowing the response this would get.

"OUT!" Jack roared, "OUT YOU SONS OF BITCHES!"

John ran into the room, looking around with his own growing rage as he saw Ianto sitting there looking more forlorn than a wet kitten on the back doorstep.

"Don't let the fucking door hit your arse on the way out" John snarls, pushing them out and closing the door on them.

"Aw, what happened baby?" he crooned, kneeling by the chair.

Ianto decided a whimper was best and employed the lip wobble again for good measure.

"They… and he … just …"

Jack was so furious he couldn't speak so he growls in support of Ianto's rambling.

"They said all aliens had to be on a data base and go for re-conditioning and tests" Ianto sniffled a bit for emphasis.

"Did they touch you?" John demanded with an evil snarl.

"No, but I think they might have of you and Jack weren't here to protect me" Ianto fluttered his lashes and John stalked from the room.

Screaming and roaring filtered up as John tore strips of the UNIT scum below and Ianto smothered a laugh of glee behind a cough.

Ianto leaned back in his seat and turned his attention to Jack who was so seething with anger that he was about to burn a hole where he was standing.

"Cariad?" Ianto whimpered softly, "Can I have a cuddly wuddle pweese?"

Employ lip wobble now.

Jack rushed to sit on the table and pull the chair in so Ianto was safely cocooned in his arms. Ianto closed his eyes and sighed against Jack's chest as he relaxed.

"Our babies" he whispered and felt Jack tighten his grip.

"Never gonna happen babe!" Jack assured his little baby.

Employ fingers in mouth …. Now.

John re-entered and made an unhappy noise as he saw the fingers. Damn.

John left the room.

More screaming and deliberate threats.

Tosh's voice joined in as another bladesinger decided to make herself known.

Jack was humming as he rocked his baby, love flowing like fine wine.

Ianto closed his eyes again, now sure they were all safe.

Especially his beloved Myfanwy.

The most hidden alien of all.

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Come on, don't tell me you ever questioned the 'dino' title too?