Life Itself

CHANGED DESCRIPTION DUE TO HOW CRAPPY IT WAS.

I kinda realized I was aiming for having this fic the most reviewed fic of this archive. Hopefully.

edit: at least it is on the top page.

STORY IS NOW.

"FB?" Fuse came into the kitchen to see his wife. The two were married merely yesterday, it was a silent but cute wedding, Fusion Demongo being the priest.

Last night was the greatest night Fuse ever had for very lewd reasons.

"FB? Why are you doing the naked apron thing?" He asked her, seeing his wife doing what he just said.

"I woke up naked, didn't bother." She replied, "Kinda hot today also..."

"Are you trying to seduce me?"

"Yup!" She ran over to the couch and plopped on it, "I'm trying to be a good wife."

"You already are." Fuse answered, "Why the kitchen of all things?"

"I thought this was a good place to be." She whined, slapping her face, "Dammit..." Fuse sat her down on the couch and covered a blanket on her.

"Hey, now I don't need pleasure, I just want to see you happy." He kissed her forehead, making her smile.

"Thanks, but still, I wanna do what we did last night again."

"Please, pretty please?" Bell begged, grabbing onto Mite's leg.

"No! I took you to the beach." The two looked around on the white sand, "I left GIR with Aya already." The two wandered around, "Still you never wanna wear a swimsuit."

"Creepy pedos will molest me if I do!" She replied, "Also, I just wanna walk around with you for once." She stood up and held his arm like a couple would.

"I still won't tell you."

"You used to be Fuse before! TELL ME WHAT WAS IT LIKE!"

"Alright, want to know Fuse's backstory? Okay..."

"P-Please come back!" Aya chased GIR across the park, the robot screaming.

"I WANT MOMMY!" He screamed, frantically looking around.

"Uh...can't keep up with him!" Aya huffed, going on her knees, "I...can't walk anymore!"

"MOMMY! DADDY!" GIR ran around, trampling anything which included squirrels, a picnic and a hobo who died drunk.

"C-Come back!" She screamed and ran after him.

Meanwhile with Mina and Lucas...

"MINA!" Lucas screamed as the girl was levitating him above a pit of sharks at the zoo, "PUT ME DOWN, PLEASE!"

"Not a chance! She laughed, "Don't be a pussy."

"Sharks are underneath me!"

"So?"

"They'll eat me."

"Wanna see sharks are okay? Here." Mina raised her other hand and a zombie began coming out of the concrete within the ground, "Go and swim." The zombie nodded and jumped over the fence and jumped into the water.

"GAH!" Lucas still screamed, fearing the zombie is after him also.

"Is it good zombie slave?" Mina asked her minion who gave a thumbs up before being brutally torn apart by the sharks, "JESUS!" It was a gory mess, Lucas nearly hurling at the scene.

"Can I go back go please?!"

"Sure, whatever..." Mina brought Lucas closer to the land but then the magic wore off, sending Lucas pummeling down onto the pool swarming with sharks. "Oops."

He'll live...hopefully.

"SHOOT!" Quigi spilled beer all over the computer, luckily nobody was there due to him working overtime.

"Self destruction of DexLabs initiated."

"SHOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!" He began typing on the keyboard but his fingers were not moving out of the buttons, "The hell?" The beer got dry instantly thanks to the air conditioning, getting his fingers sticky and stuck.

"Crap! Gotta work with this!" Quigi began typing with the only ten buttons he had, trying to prevent the countdown with only a few seconds on the timer left, this will either miraculously work or blow up the entire town.

"Almost...DONE!" Suddenly the computer screen began squirting white...juices everywhere on him, "Uh...the computer had a recovery orgasm."

"So, we must hunt like us beasts. Like brethren." Garfield told ManBearPig, them in the forest, "It poses as a physiological question. Can beasts hunt as well as humans?"

"GRAR!" Garfield jumped when ManBearPig roared.

"Okay big guy, don't scare me. I'll get our food (I should have stayed with Aya)." Garfield preyed on the deer, jumping towards it and biting it in the ass. The head of the deer turned 360 degrees, revealing the rather horrific face if the deer. Garfield notices the butt he bit was...saggy, "BLEH!" He spit it out and retreated back to ManBearPig's side. The deer roared and ManBearPig charged towards it, prancing at it.

"ROAR!"

"I never should have come awaken the beast within." Garfield muttered.

"And that is Fuse's story...and my birth." Bell looked like she can humorously cry right now, he bought her ice cream just to make sure people didn't think he was that perverted childhood best friend.

"That is so sad!" She licked her ice cream.

"Yeah, it is, just ask him about it, not me." He retorted, looking at her whole she licked her ice cream.

"You know what sets you apart from Fuse?"

"What?"

"He's alone and you're not."

"I expected him to marry Fusion Bell by now, so...we aren't too different..." He said to her, giving a major pause before returning to her, "Also, aren't your ice cream licking too...lewd?"

"Really?" She looked at herself, "Oh it is. I got another question."

"What?"

"If Fuse dies, won't you?" Mite went a bit silent after that, he never noticed the possibility until now. Everyone knows Fusions and their people counterparts can live without each other but Mite was born under extreme circumstances. A bit too extreme and Fuse was a special case...who knows?

"I try not to think about it." He answered, smiling.

"Wha-?"

"Well, off too GIR, hopefully Aya didn't get too bothered." He began strutting back to Elmore, Bell trying to get him to come back.

"I have fallen, and I refuse to get up." Aya sighed, GIR on top of her body laying on the pavement. She was exhausted beyond all mean.

"Aya?" Mite went up to her, picking her up, "Are you okay?" He made her stand up.

"Yes." She replied, "GIR was only a bit troublesome for me."

"I just saw a carnage a while." He looked back, "Guess I left Bell a bit behind." Mite grabbed GIR, "So...we haven't seen each other in awhile."

"It seems that way." She laughed dryly, "How are things with you and Bell?"

"Good, good." He looked at her, "Sorry again for keeping the 'Fuse's Fusion' secret."

"I can understand why you hid it." She looked back at him, "Can you see through Fuse's eyes still?"

"I can try." Mite closed his eyes and concentrated hard and opened his eyes again to see he was in another place, Fuse's throne room. He saw sitting next to him was Fusion Bell, happily relaxing on it. Mite blinked and put himself back on reality, "The heck-"

"COMING THROUGH!" Bell ran over Mite, stomping on his head,

"I see where GIR gets it from." He said to himself.

SORRY FOR FILLER, EPIC CHAPTERS COMING SOON.

edit: nope, still not even a hundred reviews.

STAY TUNED.