We Gotta Problem

OKAY. MY DAMN COUSIN KEEPS STEALING MY STUFF.

STORY IS NOW.

"Eh?" Bell woke up to see she was on a stone floor...in a chapel? The entire place looked ancient and the Jesus on the cross was there, yeah, it was a chapel, "Am I in church to repay all my sins to get back on Santa's good list?" Bell frowned with her soft white eyes tilting a bit.

Seems like you're awake.

Bell looked up to see Hazuka on top of the cross, "Oh hey." She responded casually, "Whatcha doing?"

I'm planning.

"Whatcha planning?" Bell was still drowsy, "Just a few months ago, I was busy consummating our waifu and husbando relationship with Mite." She yawned, "Have you ever lost your innocence?"

No, I didn't need to know that.

"Alright!" Bell shook herself awake, "Where am I?"

My hiding spot, a chapel.

"Then...whatcha planning to do with me?" She asked the masked man, "Do you plan making me your waifu?"

No. I plan on you helping me break into a base and steal a rocket.

"Oh okay and-say what?" Bell questioned the masked man's sanity, "Why?"

I'm going to end the war.

Bell realized what he meant when he looked up at Planet Fuse in the sky, "You aren't gonna-" She saw Hazuka point his blade at her.

If you don't help me, you forfeit your life.

"L-Let's go!" Bell said, grabbing her Missile Gloves and forgetting the Spirit World entirely.

"We gotta sneak?" Bell questioned, Hazuka nodding as they were outside the fence of NASA, "You crazy?" Bell gazed at the large rocket that looked like it was ready to burst off.

Do you wish for those scientists and security guards to die then?

"N-No! Seeing how you killed my husbando in the Spirit World, I do not want that!"

Good.

Hazuka then climbed over the fence along with Bell. The two began passing and making through the area without going through the lights. They went for the watchtower quietly and climbed the ladder, seeing a guard swaying the light up and down.

"Wee ooh. Wee ooh. Wee-" Hazuka knocked him out with the hilt of his blade as Bell watched him drag him towards the corner.

"Shouldn't we disable the light?" Bell pointed out, Hazuka shook his head.

If I do that, people will come here ands suspect something.

Hazuka glared down at the body menacingly. Bell became nervous at what he was thinking. Hazuka then grabbed the body and threw it down the watchtower onto the floor.

"WHAT." Bell screamed, looking down at the broken body, "Y-You said no casualties!"

This height would just break his bones. I didn't kill him. I bought us some time.

"What time?!"

I'm unfamiliar with this place. Once a light points at him, the security team will come and investigate if he fell or not. It will buy us time to find a directional facility to the rocket.

"And what if they decide to send security to look around just in case?!"

I am aware it is a risk but life itself is a risk.

"Thanks for being poetic but I think we gotta scram." Bell said and the two climbed off the watchtower.

"Directions." Bell and Hazuka looked at the map stationed on the wall of a building, "Says the rocket ship's building is next to this...door." The two looked to the right and found the door on the wall, "Yeah." The two entered inside, Hazuka kicked an air vent next to them and crawled inside.

Do you wish to get caught easily?

"N-No." Bell followed him, closing the air vent as she struggled trying to crawl with two humongous weapons for her fists, "How is this easier?"

We'll go to the docking bay, do you know how to fly a spaceship.

"I-In a way." Bell then bumped onto his bottom, "I wonder how we'll get to Planet Fuse...due to the...entire defense systems aiming at anything that goes near it. Also your butt is soft." She bumped into it again purposely.

I developed a device that is used from your so said father's work. That was the reason I was on the island.

Bell widened her eyes, "So...why him?"

He developed the technology farther than DexLabs and that can be used to shut down all of Planet Fuse's defenses. One use only.

Bell blinked, "We could have taken a spacecraft from the Star Wars guys."

They will get suspicious if we take an unauthorized spacecraft, they'll arrest us for taking a spacecraft. We'll take the guise of a ship heading to the moon.

"What kind of space ship goes to space in an intergalactic war?"

The ones who do supply runs to the K.N.D moon base.

"So, I'm depriving of warriors on the moon of supplies to lay an assault with only two people?" Bell could feel Hazuka nodding, "Maybe I just forfeited my life already.

Found it!

Hazuka punched the vent in front of him and slid down, he landed on his hands and backflipped onto his feet. Bell landed face flat onto the floor.

"Ow..." She shook her head, "Where are we?"

At the docking bay?

"We aren't even gonna...use command modules?" Bell questioned, "I mean, that IS the most important aspect on making a rocket ship fly." Hazuka shook his head, pissing her off.

I've also developed a device that when attached to the commands of the spaceship, it will go off to Planet Fuse.

"Who knew daddy was so smart." Bell remarked, "He also made me get a really tight-"

Hazuka went over to an electrical pad on the wall and placed a discharge on it, suddenly a bridge began forming towards the rocket ship's entrance which opened.

Ladies first.

"Lady?" Bell questioned, "A lady has boobs, I have none."

Good, your chest size suits your self esteem.

"BURN." Readers screamed. Bell frowned at that comment.

"SHADDAP!" Bell screamed to the heavens, "XMINERCOBRA HAS CRAPPY INTERNET ALREADY SO DON'T COMPLAIN." Bell entered the rocket, Hazuka stepped into it and the discharge fell onto the floor. Hazuka entered the ship completely, closing the door as the bridge began disassembling itself.

"I think people are catching up!" Bell looked out the window to see guards running towards the docking bay.

Do not worry.

Hazuka placed a C4 like device on the floor and pressed a few buttons.

Hang on.

Bell went towards the seat and strapped herself on, "Wouldn't I die of G-force?!"

No.

Hazuka strapped himself on, the entire ship began rumbling and before Bell knew it, it was lifting off.

"GAAAAAAAH!" Bell screamed as the ship flew into space.

ALRIGHT.

MY INTERNET SUCKS EVEN HARDER, SHOCK VALUE FOR ME WENT UNPERCENTED.

ALSO, KINGDOM HEART III! AND ONE FOR THE ONE ALSO.

FANBOY SQUEL.

STAY TUNED.