Looser Ends

WOO, HOPEFULLY THIS IS LONGER THAN THE LAST CHAPTER.

ALSO WATCHED DEATH PARADE'S ENDING SONG, FREAKING DEPRESSING, LOVE NOISYCELL.

ALSO INVENTOR-7: WHAT. THAT IS THE SICKEST THING EVER.

TO THE JOLLYPAYTON: I'LL MOVE ON. THE JUDGEMENT HOUR SAGA ISN'T FINISHED.

edit: Death Parade. Just watch it in general.

STORY IS NOW.

"So, wanna clone a dinosaur?"

"Eh?" Mite questioned Bell who was blabbering while they waited, "Aren't you more concerned Mina took a video of us doing naughty things last night?"

"Yeah but..." Bell trailed off, "Oh shit. They filmed us." Bell then began thinking on where the video ended up.

"So, Lucas, this is what the birds and the bees are!" Mina shoved Lucas's face onto the screen. Lucas began screaming.

"I bet Mina did that." Mite lamented on the possibility. Eventually someone floated towards the two, holding a holographic chart.

"Dexter would like to see you now." Computress told them. They stood up and began walking into Dexter's office. It was fairly big and Dexter was sitting by his chair, glasses shining anime style.

"Welcome, sit." He invited the two to sit as they made themselves comfortable in the chairs. Bell fiddled with her fingers but Mite slapped her hands afterward in front of the genius, "Still typical of you two as ever." The two smiled sheepishly.

"N-No..." Mite and Bell acted like tsundere's to each other as Dexter chuckled.

"I seem to recall very similar scenes of you two doing this, aka, every single time you're in my presence." Dexter made a look of utter disgust at their actions. It made the two stop bickering and focus on the matter, "Now, I called you two to-"

"I gotta poo! Been holding it since the last chapter which references it!" Bell whined, her stomping repeatedly onto the floor. Dexter nodded in understanding.

"Luckily, the chair you are currently sitting on is a toilet also." Bell looked down to see it was a toilet.

"Thank Jesus!" Bell pulled off what she wore in her bottom and began shitting, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh."

"Am I supposed to be here or-?" Mite heard the sound of a propeller happen, "Oh gawd." Once that horrendous noise was done, Bell farted out at last and looked around.

"Where's the toilet paper?" Dexter had a blank expression and took out...sandpaper. Bell looked at the object.

"Wait, what?"

"This is the only paper I have..." Dexter trailed off, seeing the rage of the girl.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE SANDPAPER IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" She screamed, Dexter puckering his lips in awkwardness.

"Well...I have a Russian accent so...yes..." Dexter's lips curved into a simple line, "Use the sandpaper." He handed it to her, Bell felt the roughness of the paper.

"N-No, it is harder than sand and rock glued onto yo mama's ass." Bell stared at the sandpaper, scared as it is.

"Just use it!" Mite sighed and Bell frowned.

"My ass will bleed to death!"

"I don't care." Mite responded and Bell pouted, I won't write the next part due to me wanting to keep the T rating but I'll sing you a song while you leave the imagination of Bell wiping her butt with sandpaper.

OH THIS IS CENSORED.

OH YEAH.

THIS IS SO VERY DISTURBING.

OH YEAH.

DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE M RATED?

OH NO.

THIS SONG IS OVER NOW.

OH YEAH!

I'M SO BAD AT SIIIIINGGGGGGGING.

Bell flushed, putting her pants back up. She had tears at the corners of her eyes comically as she threw the used sandpaper down the toilet.

"Good, shall I continue?" Dexter resumed his talking, "I have very grave news, the rebellion of Fusions isn't done." The two widened their eyes at the information.

"W-What?" Mite stuttered, "They still haven't given up?" He questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"No, appears thanks to the scouting team's intel. We safely can assume they are being led by a new commander." Dexter explained to the two, "We also have very terrible news..."

"Better be as worse as wiping my ass with sandpaper." Bell commented, cringing at the pain.

"They are trying to make a new HARM."

The two froze at that sentence. Really? They are really trying to recreate him?

"W-We'll take it." Bell answered, glaring with determination of this mission. She had a look of revenge, grinning happily at the chance for killing her killer.

"Alright..." Dexter placed a map onto the table, "Our scouting team tracked their base in a desert. Luckily it is...a few hundred miles from here actually!" Bell and Mite frowned at such an idea where the author placed it so near conveniently.

Where you talking shit about me?

"No!" Bell and Mite yelled at the author, "We didn't!"

Good.

"Alright! To adventure-!" Bell stood up from the toilet, blood spraying like a geyser on her pants covered ass. Bell winced and began wobbling back to the truck as blood spilled everywhere onto Mite and Dexter.

"Ewwwwww." Mite wiped the blood off himself, "Is this where a period comes from?"

OKAY, THIS SEASON OPENS IN SLUGGISH PACING.

I DON'T LIKE MY TOILET THAT MUCH...

edit: I think the looser end us what's left of Bell's ass.

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