Married
OKAY, REWATCHED AVATAR, FREAKING GLORIOUS PEOPLE. ONLY HIPSTERS CAN HATE IT.
THIS CHAPTER SHOWS US THE WEDDING, YAY!
ALSO HAD DIARRHEA MAKING THIS.
edit: the chapter is cringe in a good way.
STORY IS NOW.
"Okay." Mite looked at his tie. He adjusted it as he stared at himself in the mirror. He wore a black tuxedo and luckily his hair was not messy, "Lucas! GIR!" Mite yelled, the blonde and robot coming in.
"Is there something you need?" Lucas asked, GIR circling Mite.
"Is Quigi drunk, I made him the priest and head witness so I don't want him pronouncing my marriage wrecked." Mite told him, "Also I need to know about if this suit makes my ass look big." He showed his rear to Lucas.
"Don't worry. It isn't as big." Lucas replied, looking his butt, "Oh yes, um...congratulations on the extremely underage wedding..." Mite had a blank expression on his face.
"It isn't illegal." Mite explained, holding some papers, "See for yourself." Lucas grabbed the papers and read through it, "Eh? Eh?"
"I see..." Lucas saw the marriage was legal, "Sorry for doubting the pedophile moment..."
"How is Bell doing?" Mite questioned, Lucas setting the papers onto the table.
"She's...busy with the dress." Lucas shrugged, "I can't believe Aya lent her her dead mother's dress." Lucas then realized how horrible it would be for Bell to try a dress that would try to stick onto her to show cleavage despite her being flat.
"BELL, COME BACK!" Bell was running from Mina and Aya around the room, "WE DIDN'T COME BACK TO THE ACADEMY FOR YOU TO RUN!" The wedding was planned into the place where they learnt how to kill military style.
"NO! THAT THING STICKS ONTO ME LIKE GLUE! VERY UNCOMFORTABLE GLUE!" She screamed, Mina turned into a bat and flew in front of Bell, trapping her in a corner, "NO!" Aya held the dress and joined Mina.
"But my m-mother wore this." Aya teared up, "She'd love for someone to wear this."
"No! It tries to show too much cleavage and...it feels like gum!" She whined insanely, Mina slapped her.
"This is your special day! Be happy and quit bitching!" Mina slapped her multiple times until Aya stopped her. The vampire and meido looking girl began arguing on what they should do with Bell trying on the dress.
"Okay..." Bell tried scooting away but was grabbed by Mina, "But I'm flaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt."
"I don't care!" Mina began dragging Bell as Aya held the dress still, "It'll be like wearing a bikini except this one is very clothed and you can't swim with it."
"Bikinis are underwear just made for swimming!" Bell pointed out, "I'm not wearing a wedding dress?"
"So you wanna get married in pajamas?" Mina eyed the girl's current clothing. Bell nodded eagerly, "NO."
"But I wanna!" Bell begged, Mina shook her head, "Pleade!" She begged, on her knees.
"Please Bell! You have to wear it! You will look so kawaii!" Aya said, Bell saw Aya's childlike look on the face and sighed.
"Alright..." Bell muttered and Mina and Aya cheered in response.
"So...?" Garfield looked at ManBearPig, the cat wearing a tux while sitting on the chairs. They were on the courtyard of the Academy, there was a platform adorned with wedding-ish decorations in front of the small rows of fancy chairs.
ManBearPig roared in Garfield's face, being as unintentionally monstrous again, "Okay..." Garfield ate more lasagna as a orange haired man approached them.
"Excuse me but I'm gonna have to sit next to you and..." Dexter looked at ManBearPig, eyes furrowing around the beast before sitting next to him. Garfield eyed the man until it hit him.
"Aren't you that head commander and leader of DexLabs?" The cat questioned. Dexter nodded.
"Yes, I thought I wouldn't be recognized." The genius stated, "Oh well, it is better than watching Radar's death informal in M*A*S*H. I had to cry myself to make sure nobody recognized me." Dexter looked like he was tearing up before he lifted his glasses and wiped the tears away.
"Um...what's a M*A*S*H?" Garfield asked, Dexter and ManBearPig widening their eyes.
"WHAT." Garfield turned small as Dexter's head grew 100% larger comically, "YOU DON'T KNOW M*A*S*H?!"
"No...I eat instead." Garfield finished his food, licking his lips, "Now where is the-" Garfield was grabbed in the throat by Dexter who shook him around repeatedly.
"YOU DON'T KNOW M*A*S*H, THE GREATEST THING EVER SINCE SCIENCE?!" Dexter yelled and as ManBearPig began screaming at Garfield on why he never watched M*A*S*H.
"Um..." Mite, holding GIR, and Lucas approached the three at the scene, "Lucas, can you calm these guys down? I gotta talk with Quigi." Lucas nodded and ran towards the scene. Mite went behind the platform and peeked in to see something he shouldn't.
"HOW CAN YOU GIVE BIRTH TO A FISH! YOU'RE A DOG!" Quigi screamed at the animal with a fish in the alcoholic's mouth.
"Genetics?" The dog answered, Quigi then ate the fish before grasping the robes he was supposed to wear and began strangling the dog to death, "You...bastard..." The dog died as Quigi grunted in exhaustion.
"Uh..." Mite was noticed by Quigi who casually greeted him.
"Hey Mite! Whatcha doing?" Quigi asked innocently, Mite's eyes twitched as he backed away a bit, looking at the dead dog.
"Whaaaaaaaaatttttt."
"Oh that!" Quigi kicked the dog, "Just sleeping! I'll..." Quigi kicked the dog repeatedly until it was under the platform, "What dog?" Quigi began winking at Mite who looked at Quigi who smiled sheepishly.
"Um...you sure you can be priest? I can get Dexter to-?" Mite was grabbed by Quigi and was beginning to shake him around.
"I AM A GOOD PRIEST!" Quigi yelled into his ear. Mite had a frown on his face, this wedding was getting weirder and weirder.
But what was he expected?
"Okay! You're the priest!" Mite said, "Stahp strangling me!" Mite fell on the floor once Quigi let go of him. Quigi began clapping with his hands over his head.
"Yaaaaaaaasssssss." Mite handed Quigi the recital papers, "OH YEAH!" He began humping the air. Mite then proceeded to walk away and climb up the stage.
"Okay..." He saw Aya sitting on the right row of chairs, wearing a maid outfit. She was blushing the entire time and was likely forced by Bell to wear it, "Heyyyyy." Mite sat on the platform, looking at Aya.
"Hello." Aya looked up at him, happily smiling, "I guess that this is your big day." She laughed a bit, "You were aware I had a crush on you?"
"Wait, what?" Mite looked at the girl, recoiling in shock for a bit, "You had a-" Aya nodded solemnly.
"Yup!" Aya replied, looking happy, "I was...in love with you." Mite paused for a bit before shaking his head, "I'm not going to try to steal you back, you belong with Bell." Aya chimed, smiling still.
"Sorry for not realizing it sooner." Mite apologized, "Well...sorry again." He looked into her eyes, "Why did Bell make you wear that?"
"She thought I would appeal to your fetish."
"Oh yeah." Mite remembered he had a fetish for maid outfits.
"WEDDING TIME!" He heard Lucas tapping on his watch and everyone got in position.
ManBearPig was playing the trombone in the best way possible due to his education in the University of Beastality at the side of the platform. Quigi and Mite stood in front of the supposed altar (Quigi made it out of beer bottles) as Mite tapped his foot. GIR was next to him, waiting until Bell finally came into view.
"Here she is." Quigi whispered, they saw Bell in a wedding dress, walking towards the carpet, veil covering her as she held a bouquet of roses. Mite stared in awe, she looked pretty today...was this the occasional time to notice she had FREAKING WHITE HAIR.
Meanwhile at the back of the stage, a lone person was watching the wedding from afar, nobody seeing him, he had green hair, red eyes and wore a black suit. The only time he wore the suit was his own wedding.
"Gah. She always looks beautiful." Fuse muttered from afar, staring at Bell, "Could have seen through the groom's eyes but It wasn't my call..." He looked onward as Bell walked on the carpet. Fuse could tell she was blushing anxiously underneath that veil.
He always knew her the best.
"FUCK!" She slipped onto the carpet before standing up again, everyone sighed at once after her cursing and she resumed walking elegantly towards the platform.
"Wait, it doesn't have stairs?!" Bell screamed, looking at the stairless platform, "WE WERE CHEAP!" She yelled at Mite who had an offended look.
"You asked to get married here!" Mite countered, the two began arguing typically as everyone watched, sighing deeply again.
"Are they gonna get divorced the moment they walk out of here?" Mina asked Dexter, the vampire wearing a gothic dress.
"No, they'll do this too much to even do the paperwork." Dexter replied, the two stopped arguing and Bell went onto the stand by climbing on it. Quigi looked at his papers and began scanning through them.
"Okay...you two done yet?" Quigi looked at the two who nodded, "Alright. I'll start the talking." Quigi coughed and Fuse in the background groaned.
"Hurry up." He tapped his foot impatiently, waiting for the speech, he took a second glance at the two soon to be wedded duo, Fuse then was reminded on how similar the two's positions were...except there was no crowd but rather a small gathering.
"Friends, we are gathered today to celebrate the communion of our two friends here." Aya giggled out of irony silently, "It was awhile since we met them and trust me, those two can never get put of your head." Everyone laughed at that, Fuse chuckled slightly.
"Ah...you can be correct most human flesh." Fuse complimented to no one.
"Now, despite all the crap we got, we loved these two so much." He pinched Mite's cheek, "Look how adorable Mite is!" Quigi stated.
"Let go!" Mite yelled, Quigi letting go of Mite's cheek.
"Good! Now we gotta move on. We won't call on people to give friendship speeches since the administrator's of the Academy gave us limited time here so...be quick." He said, "Look at me and let me just say the words."
"Here we go." Fuse looked onto the scene, "Heh. I love this moment." He looked on.
"Mite? Do you take Bell as your wife, in sickness and in health? No matter how bad or good, you won't ditch her like an idiot." Quigi paused, "I needed to improvise to work through writing standards."
"I do." Mite answered, looking unsure, not at his decision, but at Quigi's sense of priesting.
"And do you Bell, take Mite as your wedded husband. To love and to cherish your entire life, to cook and to clean for you and having sex every time you sleep in a hotel..." Quigi's mouth was stuffed by the bouquet, "DEEZ HAWV TWORNS IN IT!"
"I do." Bell answered, "I'll always say that." She smirked a bit underneath the veil.
"TWEN U AR HUSWAND AND WAIF, U MAY KIWS TE BWIDE." Quigi declared and Bell ripped the veil off her and grabbed Mite, carrying him bridal style.
"You always wanted to make this memorable." Mite noted, Bell giggling. Fuse was watching, smiling for the two but felt bad to himself. Fuse was watching someone else get married while he was wallowing in his own grief.
"HERE I GO!" Bell kissed Mite as the crowd clapped and cheered, Fuss looked onward as she let go of the kissing and the two beamed at each other.
"Well." Fuse turned around and began walking away, "FB, thanks for everything." He walked away, nobody noticing him, tears in his eyes as the crowd cheered in the background.
OKAY, THIS TOOK AWHILE. DIARRHEA ISSUES.
edit: where the fuck Fuse come from?
STAY TUNED.