Worst Wedding Night Ever

YEAH, STILL HAVE A BIT OF DIARRHEA AFTERMATH.

OKAY, NOW I CAN PLAY J-STARS VICTORY VS. A GAME BASICALLY ALL ANIME FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHER.

MY DREAM HAS BECOME REAL!

Has Inventor-7 jumped off this fic's boat? Stay tuned!

Wonder if I should make a bonus chapter at the end of this fic for closure...

Also FANONFALL GOT ABANDONED! We need a new admin! And also can you remove guys the need to be registered to edit? Means a lot to me.

edit: The wikia is insane right now...

STORY IS NOW.

"Mmmmm...Mite..." Bell moaned through the kiss, the two were in a hotel and were busy doing...pretty lewd things. They were in the bedroom for their wedding night and...yeah.

They were having sex. What else can I imply?

"Crap, all the other lewd things we do aren't as passionate as this." Mite noted, kissing Bell repeatedly. The author was now busy fending off reporters and flames.

"G-GAH!" Bell screamed, the two began...look, I'm trying to make this sound censored okay, "Crap, it's everywhere. Be embarrassing if the cleaning service see liquid babies on the beds." She muttered, looking at her vulnerable self.

"Okay..." Mite rolled himself off the bed, "Gotta make sure I pee before going through another round." He blushed a bit, her eyeing his...junk.

"Yeah. Hurry so I can-" Bell's mouth was stuffed by a pillow, "PFF!" She yelled through the pillow Mite threw at her.

"If you wanna fap or something, feel free to-" Mite was interrupted from his flirting by the phone ringing, "I'll get it." Mite headed towards the phone and grabbed it.

"Hey Mite! We're still in the party here and you two left to have seeeeeeeee-"

"Shut it Quigi." Mite said flatly, eyes twitching, "What is it do you want?"

"Ah yes. Ahem, I got a message from Dexter back at DexLabs...um...how do I say this...?"

"I need to pleasure my wife, now if you excuse me-"

"There is a missile heading towards Elmore." Mite froze a bit, "I'm keeping it as kind as possible."

"What? How far is it?"

"Oh shoot, Mite, get out of your hotel now, it just entered the atmosphere, it's crashing really fast." Quigi hung up, Mite put the phone down, a look of worry on his face.

"Um...bed?" Bell looked at Mite who was glaring at her, "What?"

"I can't believe that a missile would head for this place at the worst time ever!" Bell complained as they ran through the park, fully clothed. They checked out early, paying full at their hotel and the duo ran through the park, after the shooting star (missile) in the sky getting closer.

"Oh no." Mite stared and saw the missile land onto the ground, in a middle of a street in town. Luckily there was no extra explosions due to being midnight or collapsing buildings.

However, an odd green snow began flying into the air once it crashed.

"No..." Bell felt snow bounce off her head and onto the ground, she tried grasping it but it was slipping away like bubbles as if they were engineered to be on the ground, "FUSIONS MITE! THESE THINGS ARE FREAKING BUBBLE FUSIONS SENT TO KILL EVERYONE WITH TINY BUBBLY-ISM." Bell panicked, running in circles with her hands up.

"Um...Bell, I think you're right..." Mite backed away, looking at the bubbles at the floor.

"See, I knew bubbles will kill the Earth populace one day!" She declared, eyes invigorated for the genocide of bubbles. Mite sighed at his sometimes idiotic wife.

"Bell, listen to me carefully." Mite spoke, his fingers (in a scientific way) gestured her.

"I'm listening."

"Imagine these bubbles are snow. Snows makes snowmen, right?" He explained to her the simplest way possible.

"It never snows here."

"Then imagine the snowmen are Fusions, and...?"

"The snow is Fusion Matte-oh." Bell had a facial expression with her eyes are white circles with a black outline, "Oh shit." Bell and Mite saw the Fusion Matter on the ground gathered around each to form...

"FUSIONS!" Mite and Bell took out the Missile Gloves from their undergarments (don't ask) as the Fusions were being materialized around them, "This ain't good."

"HOLY CRAP!" Mina yelped, seeing Fusions at the party in the garden of Mite's house (we call it his house since he has the job), it was awhile since they removed Bell's supposed grave and the party earlier was cut shot by green snow.

"I could have been yellow snow. Don't know which is better." Garfield commented, casually eating chicken.

"I blame Vile for this!" Quigi screamed, getting out a spear/taser from Jurassic World and began beating the Fusion with it ineffectively, "Worst wedding night ever!"

"Hiya..." Aya suddenly had the chainsaw sword and sawed the Fusion on half. Every looked at Aya, seeing her covered in Fusion Matter, "Did I do something wrong?" She asked, she had the most adorable look on her face.

"Aww, so cute!" Mina stroked her hair while hugging her. Aya Drevis then proceed to whine on her cuteness.

"I'm actually expecting that the Fusions are 'It was me, DIO!' to happen." Quigi whispered to ManBearPig. Aya shot up at that reference.

"Did you say-" The German ducked a shot from the Fusions surrounding the party, "N-Never mind."

"YAH!" Bell blew up a Fusion up to bits as Mite in his Enraged FoRM tried clawing one Fusion to death. He turned into his Reaper FoRM and summoned Dawn Watchers to aid their battle.

"Milord! We'll protect you-" One was cut down by the powerful Fusions during his monologue and the others attacked, Mite grabbed Bell who tried to run after some Fusions.

"Let go my husbando!" Bell commanded, Mite through his hood shook his head.

"Sorry but we gotta see what that missile was." Mite turned into his Savior FoRM and held Bell bridal style, "My turn to hold you like this."

"Alright." Bell fumed as Mite began flying, "Can I hold the shotgun?" Bell put the Missile Glove back up her skirt and Mite nodded. Bell beamed once she obtained the gun and began shooting at the Fusions below them.

"You look like a member of ISIS with your face and shotgun right now." Kite told her as the two went into the city. Fusions were after them and some flying ones began chasing them.

"TERROR!" Bell screamed as she shot the Fusions chasing them. Mite looked down to see that Fusions were everywhere in the city.

"Oh shoot." Mite commented, looking down, "Tell me where the missile is and we'll head there."

"Quigi!" Garfield called out, on the back of ManBearPig, the group from the now ruined wedding party was fighting through the streets. Aya chopped down a Fusion with her chainsaw blade in the meantime, "Where are we going?"

"Somewhere a missile hit." Quigi answered casually, "I mean. I had to miss porn for this wedding. I was gonna look double boobjo-" Quigi was pulled into the air by a flying Fusion, him screaming, "HALP!"

"Got it!" Lucas shot some psychic stuff and Quigi began falling down to earth. Mina jumped and grabbed him before he can fall.

"My hero!" Quigi was then dropped onto the floor by Mina, everyone began fighting off the Fusions that were now surrounding them like flies.

"I can't believe we're running!" Bell was grabbed by Mite who was carrying her as they were chased by Fusions, "I can't believe YOU'RE running."

"We're faster this way!" Mite cut a corner and the Fusions ran straight onto a car,"Ha! Kiss that bastards! The two saw smoke behind a building and Mite set Bell down. The two ran towards it and by the intersection, Mite and Bell was surprised to see who they ran into.

"Hey!" Garfield chimed, the entire wedding attendants (minus Dexter of course, he's doing science-y things) were in front of them.

"NOPE, NOPE, NOPE." Mite tried running away from the group but was grabbed by Bell, "Okay..."

"So...missile?" Quigi reminded, they will looked left to see in the what landed in the street next to them but it formed a crater with smoke rising on the street they looked at, "Should we. Also, worst wedding night...ever." Quigi stated.

"Are we gonna..." Bell questioned, everyone carefully walked towards the crater in the middle of the street, they made sure they didn't attract too much attention to themselves.

"Achoo!" GIR came out of nowhere and blew his nose. Suddenly Fusions were surrounding them, "Oopsies."

"Um..." Mite and the group backed away as an army surrounded them...

CLIFFHANGER.

edit: no really, we need another admin.

STAY TUNED.