Hazuka Again
HEY! MY STUFF WAS STOLEN BY MY COUSIN AGAIN.
DAMMIT.
AND QUIGI'S GONNA JUMP OFF THE BOAT AT THE LAST SEASON.
BOOOOOOOOOOO.
edit: yup, he did. Lovable asshat.
STORY IS NOW.
"Nudity kills everyone!" Quigi began channeling his...ki or whatever and a blue aura surrounded him as the group were surrounded by Fusions. He suddenly took out a laser gun and his clothes exploded, leaving him stark naked.
"Um..." Mite censored Bell and Aya's eyes as Lucas blocked Mina's sight. GIR's eyes were eventually covered by Garfield's. Quigi began going super and began shooting lasers everywhere as the breeze flung his...device upward?
"Oh jeez, it's so flaccid." Mite cringed, seeing Quigi's ass being raised, "Guess we're on our own while he tries to..." They saw Quigi have a gun that made the Fusions fly into the air like they were being ironically captured by UFOs.
"YAH!" Aya suddenly sawed a Fusion in half. Everyone stared at her in the gory move she just did. "Umm...I may have been caught in the moment." Everyone 'aww' when she said that.
"Oh yeah, aren't gonna attack?" Mite questioned...everyone and everyone assumed positions, "Phew, thought we forgot FUSIONS WERE EVERYWHERE!"
"Sorry...stop being uptight wedding man." Mina then lunged at a Fusion and bit his neck off. Lucas shot some PSI or something at other's, exploding them without incident. ManBearPig was thrashing at them with Garfield on his back.
"This isn't gonna work..." Mite worriedly stated, seeing more Fusions were joining up than ones dying at the street. All attackers of the group tried backing away but the Fusions were closing in on them. Trying to gather them in one place to blow them up is a perfect idea for Fusions that is.
"Um...Mite?" Mite was staring at the army as Bell tried waking him up. To Mite, everything was HAZUKA. Technically a nightmare in a nutshell.
"Mite. Toby. Do you want to just go all out? Do you want to protect your friends? You wanna...burst?" The Hazuka army asked him in unison. Toby backed away, frightened.
"N-No! I won't let you out! You're a monster!"
"Monsters kill things Toby. Fusions are no exceptions." They retorted with him, Mite saw them closing in on him.
"Go away!"
"Toby, kill. You're a Fusion. It's in your nature." They told him in a devilish tone.
"Fusion Bell didn't kill. Fusion GIR didn't kill. Fusion Demongo never even tried fighting back." Mite countered the Hazukas.
"Oh really? You kill numerous of our kind before. You are no different."
"I fight to protect, not to kill."
"They do that also, you fight for individuals. They're in an army. A large group of people fighting for a cause; their planet and people." They said, Mite realized that they were correct.
"You're right."
"See, we told you." They laughed but Mite wasn't finished.
"I'm no better than any Fusion but guess what." His fists balled into each other, "A Fusion is loyal! A Fusion kills due to how much they love their people and the people love them!" He was referring to Fusion Bell, "They do what is necessary to protect what they love and Fuse created the greatest species of all time!"
"Really? Then why do they conquer planets, reducing life and inhabitance to creatures they do not wish to be?"
"Fuse's world was created to protect him from people like his father." Mite paused, the memories flooding back, "Not even I understood him the first time even though I share the same memories but Planet Fuse was made to unite and keep peace! There would be a few traitors and terrorists here and there but Planet Fuse's goals were made for love!"
"Are you against or with the Fusions?"
"I'm...WITH PEACE!" Mite screamed, the world around him melted, leaving him in reality. He screamed and a light enveloped him. Everyone including the Fusions stared at him as he turned into...
"Hazuka?" Bell gasped, seeing where Mite used to be replaced by Hazuka, the same costume and posture as last time. He held two blades, likely some clones of FATE, "M-Mite?"
"Still here Bell." Mite smiled underneath his mask. He was the same person fortunately, "Just had a getup change."
"Why can't I do that?" Mina muttered, "And why does Mite smell badass to me?"
"Daddy became cool!" GIR yelled, Mite looked at the robot.
"Whew, I got a new FoRM. Now everyone, move aside. It'll be overkill if you guys join the fight."
"Overkill-" Aya and everyone else was pushed by Bell to the sidelines.
"Sorry guys but he's right." Everyone sat on the sidewalk as Fusions began marching towards him. Mite took out his blades and attacked. He slashed and diced his ways through Fusions ruthlessly. Limbs were flying everywhere and hit one at Lucas's face.
"Ew." Lucas wiped the Fusion Matter off his face.
"GRAH!" Mite yelled at the top of his lungs and began killing with more ferocity. Everyone winced at the amount of power he held.
"Also he wields so much power in his crotch." Bell drooled a but, everyone backed away from his with disgust and cringing, "What? You all knew what did after the wedding."
"DON'T MENTION IT!" Mite then hacked a Fusion in half. He then decapitated the other one and then slashed down the other one.
Now there was one left finally.
"AH!" The Fusion tried running away but suddenly a K.N.D truck came and ran over him. The troops carrying guns ran into the scene. What came from the driver's seat was...
"Quigi?" Everyone said in unison, the naked alcoholic with his wiener hanging like a...oh gawd, "Ah gross!" Everyone shielded their eyes from such a horrendous sight of the middle aged man.
"Got them here. We need a proper investigation." Quigi stated, "Go investigate guys. Don't kick my friends out also and establish a perimeter." He commanded the troops who nodded.
"You heard the nude man, move!" The soldiers began placing barriers around the place.
"So, guys? The missile we gotta find." Quigi was about to waltz towards the crater but Aya stopped him.
"Please put c-clothes back on." She said, closing her eyes a bit. Quigi began fuming and went back to the truck to change clothes. Mite and Bell grabbed GIR and began walking to the crater. Mina blew the smoke away to see what as there. It was certainly no missile...
"What is it?" Bell looked at it, circling the crater at the object. It was fat to be a missile and it looked like a large and tall tuna can shape. It had a door open in the hatch, must of been piloted and filled of Fusions. The bottom was those blasters that were used to send spaceships to the sky, must have been piloted also.
"What is that?" Bell questioned, they looked at what was atop the tuna can for a spaceship and it was cone shaped. It was facing the floor and it was very odd for Mite to see it, feeling this would be innocent if it were another situation.
Construction...oh shit.
"IT'S A DRILL!" Mite screamed, the drill began moving quickly and pebbles began shooting everywhere, "Ow." Mite felt one hit his head. The drill finally began slowly burrowing itself into the ground, too dangerous be approached.
"What's happening?" Aya came by, seeing the drill began drilling itself into the earth, "What is it doing?"
"Drilling. Stupid moe." Bell slapped the back of Aya's head. Mite knew what to do to answers so he closed his eyes...
"Whew, this is a climb that took awhile." Fuse walked on the hill with a mellow smile on his face. He reached to the top and sat on it, the night sky illuminating over the two graves, "Oh hey!"
The graves were silent but Fuse kept on smiling, "Here, brought you a midnight snack." He handed her some steak and he put it on the top of the grave, "I also saved one for you FG." He placed another steak atop the other grave.
"Talk to me." He looked at the grave. His smile falling down to a look of anguish, "P-Please talk to me." He touched the grave gently, "Well, if you can't talk to me. I'll talk to you." He sat down next to them.
"I never told you this since I didn't wanna worry you but I made this as a last resort if any invasion ever went wrong." He began telling her his story, "When I first became ruler of Planet Fuse, I had an army. I watched enough movies to know an army can fail one day so I made the FUSED AGE! My first invention that is used for war."
Fuse took out a piece of paper, showing a drill, "A spaceship filled with Fusion Matter attached to a drill sent to the world's core. I know but why did I need an army then if I had this? Well, it is a fifty fifty chance the planet exploding instead, killing us and Earth but I'm sure I have no choice. I had to wipe the idea out of my head when I looked like Mite to make sure he doesn't know. Thankfully I told Fusion Demongo to remind me if he feels like it. Well, he's dead..."
Fuse nudged the grave, "I miss when you call me Toby. I felt...home when you did that. I really miss you and Fusion GIR. It bothers me sometimes when I know I'm a conquerer and maybe a dictator in people's eyes. But only you can understand me, maybe Mite also. Hah, I'm alone." He slumped on the grave, looking up at the white moon.
"Oh shoot." Mite woke up, looking at the group, "Guys, I gotta tell you something..."
WOO, THE END IS NEAR, I'M GONNA CRY AT THE END.
AND YES A BONUS CHAPTER WILL BE MADE AS SORTA THE EPILOGUE TO THE EPILOGUE.
edit Mite said, "Something."
STAY TUNED.