The Beginning of the End

FINAL BATTLE IS HERE. GONNA BE A MULTI CHAP BATTLE SO BE PREPARED FOR BADASSERY.

CRYING HERE.

edit: until the end, I was sobbing.

STORY IS NOW.

"Ahhh." Mite and Bell scrambled out of the ship, they looked around to see a familiar light green sky, "Welp, how conveniently! We landed right next to Fuse's place!" Bell looked around and saw they were in the courtyard, Bell recognized the familiar architecture.

"Wait a minute..." Mite went back inside the ship and pulled GIR out. The robot happily ran through the green grass afterward, "Aw shoot! The ship took a beating when we crashed!" Mite scratched his head, seeing the damage, "We can't get out...bet Fuse got rid of escape pods if we ever came."

"Well, we're here now! No Men in Black will come and kill us. And I swear no Quigi will go balls nude and shoot lasers-what are you doing?" She saw Mite was still in the ship's cockpit while the ship smoked in the fairly large courtyard, (enough to hold the ship entirely), "What are you doing?"

"Trying to make the monitor work!" He banged the board in frustration, "Wonder what Quigi and the others are doing..."

"OHMAHGODOHMAHGODOHMAHGODOHMAHGODOHMAHGODOHMAHGODOHMAHGODOHMAHGODOHMAHGOD!" Lucas panicked, looking at the large hole at the streets, "It's going to the core very fast!" He squealed as Mina slapped him.

"Focus Lucas!" She slapped him repeatedly, "FOCUS!"

"We're all gonna die!" Aya cried as she ran in circles along with Garfield.

"Get a hold of yourselves!" Quigi calmed everyone down, "We must stop it!" Quigi was ready to charge again but Aya stopped him, "Why does everyone not want to see my sexy body?"

"P-Please don't..." She begged and Quigi sighed.

"Alright. Freaking ass adorable." Quigi stopped charging and put his hand on his chin, "Maybe we shoulda made Squid Girl come here, her suckers for hair woulda been perfect to stop the drill..."

"What do we do?" Mina frantically asked the man.

"I can calculate we gotta go after it and stop it by blowing it up. Likely would kill us but we have Mina to carry us out." Mina groaned at Quigi's hypothesis, "The more time we waste is the less tome we get until Earth is Fuse's or blown to bits."

Quigi took out his laser gun and jumped into the hole but then a sudden bone breaking sound was made, "Gack! I hit the edge of the sewer! And I'm fallinggggggggggggg-" His voice kept on dragging on as he fell down.

"Okay? Who's going after him?" Garfield asked everyone while walking in front of the hole, "If you ask me, I'll-" Garfield was kicked into the hole by Mina and dove down also, followed by ManBearPig, Lucas and Aya.

"Yeah...well, the ship's busted." Mite muttered, he looked at the girl who was busy eating grass, "What are you doing?"

"I haven't eaten anything all night! This is a meal in comparison!" She began swallowing the load. Mite cringed at what she was eating.

"You are aware some traces of dead people are in the grass?" Bell still kept eating, "Did you hear what I said?"

"Yup!" She mumbled while eating grass, "Dead people tastes good!"

"You already ate. You ate me se-" Mite paused, realizing what he was gonna say was so M rated, "Just help me go to the throne room..."

"GACK!" Lucas fell face first on the surface of the drill. The drill's width was much larger than the ship itself which made some space for every one who landed on him, "Ow..."

"Smell the glory and victory guys?" Mina asked everyone as she clawed on the drill, "Actually, I can't breathe, the thing is getting closer to the core than expected..." Mina huffed, trying to gather air as dirt hit her face, "Ew."

"Now. Where were we." Quigi slammed his fists into his hand, "We must stop the drill with everything we got!" Quigi went to the side and began shooting the drill with his laser gun, "Dangit. You guys try to open the insde of the ship through the bottom. Me and Mina will try to stop the drill." Quigi began charging and went bombastically with a yellow aura surrounding him.

"Wait, you could do THAT? You can do that without removing your clothes?" Quigi shrank a bit at the truth Garfield presented, "So, you became naked for no reason?"

"My alcoholism is quenched via wind whipping my ballsack!" Quigi exlained in a ver subtle manner which everyone recoiled in disgust a bit, "Oh yes, STOP THE DRILL BEFORE WE SUFFOCATE!" Mina and Quigi dropped to the sides as Lucas aimed at the floor with his fingertips.

"FUSE!" Mite bellowed as he entered the hall with Bell and GIR, Bell recognized the place and found it more...less abusive, "COME OUT AND BE A MAN!"

"Um, should I be here?" Bell questioned, holding GIR, Mite shook his head as an answer, "What? Why?"

"Fuse will never hurt you or GIR. I don't want him to go through another traumatizing experience."

"Thank you for the sympathy Mite." Mite looked and saw someone come from behind the throne. He had dark green hair and piercing red eyes, "Also you must sympathize with other races not presented like Middle Eastern asians, black people and Russians and Southern Asians since we never see them here."

"What really? That's racist!" Bell screamed, running in circles, "SO RACIST." (Do not worry, the author is asian and not racist to Russians or black people).

"Are we going to do battle or what?" Fuse took out the cube and turned it into a lance, "You're first Mite."

"Kindly." Mite responded, turning into his Enraged FoRM.

SORRY, HAD TO DO STUFF.

edit: SO RACIST.

STAY TUNED.